Only why do you keep doing that?
Only building me up then knocking me back down again?
Only thought I was set for a really good day then
Only any chance you'll reconsider?
Only do it because it makes my day seeing you get excited and then miserable in the space of a few minutes.
Only makes me laugh heartily.
Only not a chance in hell I'll reconsider.
Only now more convinced than ever you're a sadistic bastard
Only love to ram your hearty laugh down the back of your throat with my closed fist
Only hell wouldn't have ya anyway
Only that's why you love me, innit?
Only go ahead....I haven't had lunch yet, I could do with a snack
Only hell has already invited me, so ner
Only I wouldn't go quite that far
Only have an answer for everything...
Only think you're clever
Only I've spread me fist with rotting cabbage
Only hell will soon out ya again when they realise the mistake
Only you know you love me.
Only you told me in a PM
Only ooops...i wasn't supposed to mention that, was I?
Only I love a bit of rotting cabbage, me.
Only hell have decided to throw out the devil and make me their boss instead
Only never sent you a PM in me young life
Only wouldn't know how to
Only rest assured if I can work it out it'll be full of hate
Only the rotting cabbage has got worms on
Only dreamin'... Again?
Only a good job I saved the evidence then, innit?
Only you send me PM's all the time.
Only after all the gossip, you nosy tart
Only the worms add a bit of protein, no problem.
Only got the plans here in front of me ready
Only....Fuck
Only could you please blow up that last one?
Only someone pretending to be me wrote that
Only I didn't want to be involved in any of it
Only you'll think again when you realise the worms are infested with....Worms
Only you don't fool anyone.
Only everyone will know it's you from the way you insulted me
Only are there maggots too? Yummmmmm...
Only I twy
Only I've never insulted you in my life
Only speak the truth always
Only worms I said woman not bloody maggots...Worms
Only you're always insulting me.
Only those times you're trying to be nice.
Only you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the arse
Only asking if there were maggots as a bonus, dozy wench
Only you bloody liar
Only I'm always telling you what a cock sucking dripping with cumwhore you are...
Only if someone said that to me, it would be a compliment
Only I love being bitten on the arse, especially hard enough to draw specks of blood....
Only where were we?
Only how the hell do I know?
Only me luscious peeps
Only hanging over the edge today
Only if I fall any further I'll be in a bottomless black hole
Only drank way to much
Only still had to go to work at 6am
Only dreamt all night of drowning in a huge bottle of diet coke
Only hope everyone has a way better day than me
Only pointing and laughing at you
Only GOING TO SHOUT VERY LOUDLY ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A BAD HEAD!!!!!!!!!
Only please whisper
Only I feel about ready to throw up
Only wish you were here to throw up on
ONLY I AM WHISPERING!
ONLY GO AHEAD AND THROW UP ON YOURSELF
ONLY I NEED ANOTHER LAUGH
Only to late for me to throw up on mesen
Only just did it all over the cat
Only the cat will lick itself clean too, so saves on washing it.
Only just made me feel a bit sick too
Only I'm sure the dog would be happy to oblige as well
Only you have that effect on me everyday
Only passing to wish all the past, present and future onliers a pleasant day
