Only 24, but god, I feel old...

[Ravenloft]

Listen to this punk ass kid bitch about his stiff finger joints... Sheesh... "But they snap every time I bend my fingers... Wahhhh"

*Snap, clak clak, clakity clak clak, snap, crackle...*

Is that what Ester-C is for?

Oh my god, I even TALK old! Next thing you know I'll be talking about getting me some of that new fangles Viagra or something...

 

[Guru]

 

[Debbie]

I am 8 yrs your senior Ravenloft and I expect respect! lol
Confucious say 'talkee of ester c as a remedee does not show age of person but thee has truly wisdom'



O wise GURU tell me what will the weather be like tomorrow

 

[Ravenloft]

Fuck... You youngster. I'm almost twice as old as you. Also, twice as nuaghty, and twice as skilled in the arts of love. heheheheh

Sha, maybe in person... Wait a minute... DAMN!

Deb... Shut up, and I mean that in the nicest most respectful way possible. *Grinning*

*Looking around* We don't have enough punk ass kids in here... The old folks are winning!!! Are we gonna stand for it?! I say, HELL NO!

*Crickets chirping*

...Um... I think I better begoingnowbye!

*Running my ass off, away from the geriatric brigade* Heheh!

 

[Guru]

 

[kitsuke]

Hey, I am 24 as well. I just don't think that makes me better than my elders. What makes me better is my Marvin the Martian boxer shorts... oh yeah.

 

[Debbie]

um ravenloft i have a problem? I just can't stop myself from posting to this thread!


Guru How did you know that the weather lady said, "With the forecast for tomorrow being awfully weathery don't forget to take your weathery gear?"

 

[Ravenloft]

Weathery... What the fuck is that?! I'll tell you what that is! Its just another way for our elders to disillusion us! Thats what that is! Weathery... Bah! Down with the elderly! Up with the egotistical punk ass kids!!! Yay!

And Marvin Martian boxers for all!

Amen!

 

[juicylips]

OHHHHH PUULEEZE!!!

When you are 38 , like me, you will wish for these younger days when you just THOUGHT things were going to hell.

Eventually, they do

Cassidy,
still depressed over her birthday...

 

[Debbie]

oldies rule
youngies drool




remember I know where Marvin lives

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh my god! Its like a scene from night of the living dead! They just keep coming! Shambling after me while they moan and groan!!!

 

[SweetCherry]

And Marvin Martian boxers for all!

Amen!

I don't have Marvin boxers, but I do have Marvin panties. They match Draco's Marvin boxers tho. Does that count?

 

[ToddHwrd]

Get Over It!!

I am 39 and I am definetely not old, I am just now warming up. I hope you pups realize that age is not a ruler it's an experience meter and kids I'm loving it.
Todd

By the way Hi Cass

 

[Debbie]

creak creak moan *gravely long dead voices echoing around you* Ravenloft we only want your youth give us what we want and we will leave you old and in peace *cough* we mean pieces

"Toxic waste rises to the heavens
Burning rain on a burial ground
Long dead corpse crawling to the surface
To do his dance
On a burial mound

Dance of the living dead
Dance of the living dead
Dance of the living dead
Dance
Dance"

Dance of the aged and living dead.
Cheeky sod calling eight years his senior old!
*Poking Marvin with a stick* Ah ha ha ha ha ha next it will be Barney I capture... oh no where will this ever end ?

 

[juicylips]

Re: Get Over It!!

I am 39 and I am definetely not old, I am just now warming up. I hope you pups realize that age is not a ruler it's an experience meter and kids I'm loving it.
Todd

By the way Hi Cass [/QUOTE


Great way to look at this, Todd

BTW, hi to you too, sweetie!!

Cassidy

 

[SweetCherry]

Debbie, I'll personally track down Barney and hand that big putple idiot over to you if you promise to gut him right in front of me and feed him to the vultures.

 

[ToddHwrd]

Barney

Sorry to veer from the subject but 'Sweet' you are definetely right, Barney has to go. He is a national embarassment. LOL

Todd

Cassidy what are you dressing up as tonight
I'd love to see YUM YUM

 

[Debbie]

oh but Sweet cherry i so love his songs...

"I love you
you love me
we're a happy family
won't you say you love me too?"


It would be cruel you know... damn my 8 yr old still loves that purple/green/ yellow toed stuffed thing
How did he get that pot belly and the evil laugh?

 

[Ravenloft]

Barny you can have, just back away from Marvin! ...Slowly!

 

[GuyJD]

Oh my god, I even TALK old! Next thing you know I'll be talking about getting me some of that new fangles Viagra or something...

Raven, you are only as old as you think. And I'm sure that you don't look a day over 42.

OOOPS..........I meant 24............LOL

 

[Debbie]

Make me sonny, this gun is loaded! One wrong move, one smart remark about your age (or mine) and marvin the pant a loon baffoon is gonna get it right between the eyes!





He's already feeling the 'squeeze' want me to apply more pressure?

 

[Debbie]

now if you were a cat...


How Old is my Cat or Dog in Human Years??


Age of Cat or Dog Age in Human Years
3 months 5 years
6 months 10 years
1 year 15 years
2 years 24 years
4 years 32 years
6 years 40 years
8 years 48 years
10 years 56 years
14 years 72 years
18 years 88-91 years
20 years 91-96 years
21 years 96-106 years
that would make you in cat years oh say at least 106+ plus


of course who's counting?

 

[juicylips]

Re: Barney

Todd

Cassidy what are you dressing up as tonight
I'd love to see YUM YUM [/B]

Todd,
Who said I was getting dressed at all???

Cassidy,
yum, yum to you too...

 

[Gilly Bean]

Ok, Rave, there is nothing in the world like being 23, and pregnant with number 3. THAT makes you feel old damn quick!


Quitcherbitchin!

 

[celiaKitten]

Umm, yeah, I think Gilly's got us whining youngin's beat right there (and speaking of which - I hope all is well with the impending #3 )

Up until a few months ago I felt 20 going on 40. I managed a store, had employees that were all either in their 30/40's or in their teens, and I was the boss. BLUGH! Learned my lesson - went back to school, feeling 20 again...

Damn, that was scary!