One of the strangest things I ever made a man do for pussy still makes me giggle.

KillerMuffin

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And it wasn't even real pussy either.

I'd been on the chat thing for about a month and the forbidden allure of cybersex had worn itself out. That took two hours, actually.

Anyway, this guy was really persistant after he discovered that my a/s/l was 21/dripping wet female/next to my vibrator, baby. So I told a lil' itty bitty white lie. I was bored and his name was H4rdC0k4u. He was asking for it.

So we had a private conversation where it eventually came out that my greatest turn on was watching a man do pushups. The oooooh smooth ooohhhhhh muscles mmmmmm moving oohh my gawdddd in a man's uuuhhhh back while he was oh-I-wanna-cum going up and down just made me dripping.

So he did some pushups. He did 15 cyber pushups while I oooohed and ahhhhed and my nipples are hard. He wanted some return on his investment, but I told him that I really wanted to see him do diamonds, you know, narrow grip, because of the way it makes a man's arms just oooooohhh flex and I just wanna fuck him for three hours straight. So he did cyber diamonds. I pretended to cum when hit 27 and he got really excited by this. I was just getting started on the cyber blowjob when I said, "OH shit. My mom's here" and disconnected.

I guess you had to be there.
 
I can understand the fifteen regular, but diamonds hurt. He should've gotten more cyber-nookie for that much cyber-pain...
 
I made a guy in chat do something like that once for cybersex.

Uh.... I mean to say that I made a girl in chat do something like that once for cybersex.

Yeah, that's what I meant. *looks around*
 
Wow, "oh [deleted]. mom's here."

Seems much more believable than, "The refrigerator repair man is here." or "I'd love to but skin heads are sitting right by me." Even if they are true.
 
That was too funny KM. Now I'm way too shy to ever do something like that. ;)
 
I've never had to do anything that ridiculous for cybersex. On the other hand, I'm not quite so much the hard sell.
 
[bored[/i] and his name was H4rdC0k4u. He was asking for it.

So we had a private conversation where it eventually came out that my greatest turn on was watching a man do pushups. The oooooh smooth ooohhhhhh muscles mmmmmm moving oohh my gawdddd in a man's uuuhhhh back while he was oh-I-wanna-cum going up and down just made me dripping.

So he did some pushups. He did 15 cyber pushups while I oooohed and ahhhhed and my nipples are hard. He wanted some return on his investment, but I told him that I really wanted to see him do diamonds, you know, narrow grip, because of the way it makes a man's arms just oooooohhh flex and I just wanna fuck him for three hours straight. So he did cyber diamonds. I pretended to cum when hit 27 and he got really excited by this. I was just getting started on the cyber blowjob when I said, "OH shit. My mom's here" and disconnected.

I guess you had to be there. [/B]

You are very clever, KM. And so young.
 
If you faked the orgasm, maybe he was faking the pushups.....just grunting for you but not moving nothing but his hand on his hard cock.

Who was fooling who on this one, thats my question.
 
i love push ups.

i think it's one of the hottest words out there. or is it two words? does it get a squiggly? push~ups. push. up. up.

he brought his cock up over me and did push ups over my face.

they're good for you.
 
InnocentAngel81 said:
lol i remember doing stuff like that before except i worked at hooters

humph, i see how it is , be a hooters girl for someon else :p:p:p:p , muah you know i am just picking at ya baby
 
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