One-Liners

[Midnight_Man]

I have two words for you and it ain't Merry Christmas!

 

[BigWeapon]

Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

 

[Midnight_Man]

She was so fat, when they told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

 

[BigWeapon]

Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!

 

[WakoJako]

Im a Hedgehog, and my pricks pointing at you.

 

[Midnight_Man]

Hey honey, you're kinda cute. And you don't sweat much for a fat girl either!

 

[BigWeapon]

Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.

 

[BigWeapon]

All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect

 

[smotherman]

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

 

[Wave_Rider]

I'm Off, like a Prom Dress

 

[Raindear816]

Hi, do you wanna go down stairs and screw like mad weasels on the lawn?

bwahahahahahaha!


*"Babe, you're cooler than the flipside of my pillow!" *

 

[Midnight_Man]

God put men on earth because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

 

[smotherman]

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

 

[smotherman]

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.