One-Liners

[WakoJako]

Simple game. Post a one-liner, terrible or otherwise.

 

[WakoJako]

Ok heres one.

Nice legs, when do they open?

 

[Macdaddy23]

Speed kills

 

[WakoJako]

Are you the Grim Reaper? Because im dying for you.

 

[nitaspankin]

......

 

[Macdaddy23]

Sex is dirty but only if it's done right

 

[cowslinger64]

Those are nice shoes, I'll be they looked great when they were new.



Your ankles are having a party, they invited your panties down.


my two favorites.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I'm not a doctor but I'll take a look anyway

 

[nitaspankin]

......

 

[WakoJako]

I may not be be a mathmetician but you and me equals a good time.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Never say no

 

[nitaspankin]

.......

 

[WakoJako]

Its just us in this meeting. Lets get to business.

 

[Kuvi_Wildwolf]

Is that a bottle of Windex in your pants? Cause I can sure see myself in them.

 

[WakoJako]

It must be sunny as your shining down on me.

 

[snakebyte]

you have the whitest teeth ive ever cum across


"jack suggestions"- jack the ripper, jack flash, jack in the box

 

[Cinner]

If I said I loved your body would you hold it against me?

 

[LuvtoDream]

I don't bite....hard.

 

[CanadaFinest]

nice dress wanna fuck


<and YES it has worked, and YES more than once>

 

[DaemonOfSin]

I only have 3 months to live will you sleep with me?

I'm an excellent cook, My speciality "Breakfast in bed."

I have forgotten my telephone number, can I have yours?

Do you not believe in the love at first sight?

I read your thoughts to a degree- and you are right: I am very nice.

Can you give me your cellphone? I want to call your mom and thank her.

You are definitely a secret agent, since you pursue me every night in my dreams.

You are a thief who looks out innocently: You have stolen my heart!

Do you have magnets in your pocket? You draw me so irresistibly.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

My name is ____. Just so you know what to shout afterwards!

side note if any of these don't make sense blame my German

 

[Wave_Rider]

It was wonderful meeting you tonight. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow. YES? Great, well should I pick you up at 10am or just roll over and wake you up w/ my tongue?

 

[smotherman]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[Gyps33boi]

Hi, do you wanna go down stairs and screw like mad weasels on the lawn?

 

[WakoJako]

Are you a woodworker? Because ive got wood for you.

 

[BigWeapon]

Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out