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perkyT

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If there were something you wanted to change or improve about your sexual ways...what would it be?


Mine? I tend to laugh during sex...sometimes too much. One guy said he kinda thought I was laughing AT him...I wasn't.
 
My uneasiness about anal sex. The older I get I realize I want to feel a cock up my ass at least once.
 
My uneasiness about anal sex. The older I get I realize I want to feel a cock up my ass at least once.


I hope you get to explore that...sooner rather than later. :devil:

I'm just too good.. It makes it tough for the other guys, and that makes me feel bad. :D

I had heard that about you. C'mere, let's fuck. I'll laugh during one of your famous moves & bring your humility around. :cool:
 
Being ticklish. After a really really great orgasm I get insanely ticklish. Any touch, no matter how platonic or soft it is, feels like a cattle prod is zapping me. I flail and screech and can't be touched for 5-10 mins afterwards. :eek:
 
If there were something you wanted to change or improve about your sexual ways...what would it be?


Mine? I tend to laugh during sex...sometimes too much. One guy said he kinda thought I was laughing AT him...I wasn't.

"Paul, what are two things one should never do in the bedroom?"
"Point and laugh" ~ Hollywood Squares (Paul Lynn, Center Square)
 
That I could find someone that I could enjoy sex with in a way we both could enjoy to the fullest. Or just stop wanting sex totally.
 
Being ticklish. After a really really great orgasm I get insanely ticklish. Any touch, no matter how platonic or soft it is, feels like a cattle prod is zapping me. I flail and screech and can't be touched for 5-10 mins afterwards. :eek:

Oh no, CyanFlowerGurrrl...that's a lonely afterparty. Brings out the feathers & waits...maybe desensitization therapy will work.


"Paul, what are two things one should never do in the bedroom?"
"Point and laugh" ~ Hollywood Squares (Paul Lynn, Center Square)

Imma girl...I don't point. He does, I laugh.

*looks at upper self...well, I guess I do point* :D

Omg I was about to post that ahaha!!

Do we need to round on him & show him his humility? :cool:
 
Being ticklish. After a really really great orgasm I get insanely ticklish. Any touch, no matter how platonic or soft it is, feels like a cattle prod is zapping me. I flail and screech and can't be touched for 5-10 mins afterwards. :eek:

I am the same way. Even if I want to keep going any touch just makes me jump and squirm.
 
Oh no, CyanFlowerGurrrl...that's a lonely afterparty. Brings out the feathers & waits...maybe desensitization therapy will work.




Imma girl...I don't point. He does, I laugh.

*looks at upper self...well, I guess I do point* :D



Do we need to round on him & show him his humility? :cool:

You'd be wasting our time. He's a lost cause :D
 
That I could find someone that I could enjoy sex with in a way we both could enjoy to the fullest. Or just stop wanting sex totally.

Oh No!!! Never stop wanting sex. Take it from me, I've lost MySexy, temporarily, & it's rather frustrating. I hope that you find the one that completes you sexually AND emotionally.
 
Hmmm...lemme think on this. Shaving muh ball SACK? Nope. Teabag? Nope. Help Perky get her sexy back? Hell...I don't know.
 
That's a good question, Perky. I'll think on it.

But so far, I've only been told I'm perfect. Makes it kind of difficult to improve on.

:D:D:D
 
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