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Once Upon a Time.....

Woo hoo! :nana: Guess what? I had saved the things a dom shouldn't say thing to show a friend a while ago, and never got around to deleting it later. So here's pretty much what was on the thread:

THINGS THAT A DOM/ME SHOULDN'T SAY TO THEIR SUB

To a sub that's tied to the bed, "Did I mention your mom called? She will be here in a minute.

Oops.

Now where's that darn key?

"It's okay, baby, you only need 9 fingers, toes, whatever."

[Right before the sub climaxes] "I'm bored, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich now."

Your sister likes it like this too.

You weren't planning on having any more kids, were you?

After a long painfest full of screaming ... You're so hoarse you couldn't say your safe word if you tried.

Said to a male sub, "Ooops, I wonder if John Bobbit's surgeons are still around?"

"Safe word, we don't need no stinkin' safeword, I've ALL the Gor books."

We put the positive clamp here, and the negative here. Quit your whining, I know what I’m doing.

Relax, I know what I'm doing ... I saw this in that movie the other day ....

Oh come on, all *real* subs love to be bullwhipped.

"Oops, sorry. I am sure some iodine and bandages will fix that right up"

"Hmm. It seems we're out of lubricant. Sucks for you!"

"I'm bored, you always do just what I say. Don't you "ever" misbehave?"

BOHICA!!! Bend over, here it comes again.

"Of course it'll fit. If it doesn't, we'll keep banging away until it does."

"I don't care if you have a cold and can barely breathe. I want to fuck your throat."

During a scene: That's not suppose to happen, where is that damn instruction manual...

"Damn where has that chain disappeared to..." whist looking deep into said subs pussy

"Hey baby, what's your address?" then "Hello, 911."

"Don't worry, I'm sure it'll grow back!"

What the...???!!! This ain't lube...its...SUPERGLUE!!!
 
graceanne said:
Woo hoo! :nana: Guess what? I had saved the things a dom shouldn't say thing to show a friend a while ago, and never got around to deleting it later. So here's pretty much what was on the thread:
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LOL! Thanks, graceanne. :)

Btw... as a nod to the Cowboy's tutorial skills, I offer this link to the thread in question.

After I read your post, I searched for "SUPERGLUE".
 
JMohegan said:
LOL! Thanks, graceanne. :)

Btw... as a nod to the Cowboy's tutorial skills, I offer this link to the thread in question.

After I read your post, I searched for "SUPERGLUE".
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Ah, well that explains why I couldn't find it. I was remembering the title wrong. lol
 
I have a New True Love

I have decided to confess all to everyone here, you are my friends and I know you will understand.

I have a new love as well as still being in love with Andante. :eek:

What can I say, I am embarrassed by this but I can't help myself.

A good friend introduced us and in the past few days I have fallen head over heels for them.

They are so good looking, yet not intrusive and they supply my every need (well almost).

Each and every time I come on the net they are there for me.

I can't believe how happy we are together, I can't stop thinking about them and envisage a long and happy union between us both.

They have changed my life.

My new love is the google tool bar complete with instant spell check, being joined with it means that never again will my posts be littered with typos and spelling errors.

As a bonus I have added the Lit logo to the tool bar, just one click and I am instantly with you all.
Perfection, indeed

Yes Folks, It's official, its love

:heart: :heart: :heart:
 
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shy slave said:
I have decided to confess all to everyone here, you are my friends and I know you will understand.

I have a new love as well as still being in love with Andante. :eek:

What can I say, I am embarrassed by this but I can't help myself.

A good friend introduced us and in the past few days I have fallen head over heels for them.

They are so good looking, yet not intrusive and they supply my every need (well almost).

Each and every time I come on the net they are there for me.

I can't believe how happy we are together, I can't stop thinking about them and envisage a long and happy union between us both.

They have changed my life.

My new love is the google tool bar complete with instant spell check, being joined with it means that never again will my posts be littered with typos and spelling errors.

As a bonus I have added the Lit logo to the tool bar, just one click and I am instantly with you all.
Perfection, indeed

Yes Folks, It is official, its love

:heart: :heart: :heart:
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And here I thougt it was my cane that you were talking about ;)
 
shy slave said:
I have decided to confess all to everyone here, you are my friends and I know you will understand.

I have a new love as well as still being in love with Andante. :eek:

What can I say, I am embarrassed by this but I can't help myself.

A good friend introduced us and in the past few days I have fallen head over heels for them.

They are so good looking, yet not intrusive and they supply my every need (well almost).

Each and every time I come on the net they are there for me.

I can't believe how happy we are together, I can't stop thinking about them and envisage a long and happy union between us both.

They have changed my life.

My new love is the google tool bar complete with instant spell check, being joined with it means that never again will my posts be littered with typos and spelling errors.

As a bonus I have added the Lit logo to the tool bar, just one click and I am instantly with you all.
Perfection, indeed

Yes Folks, It is official, its love

:heart: :heart: :heart:
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Congrats!
But, shy, I'm going to be the foreign speaker dork again ;)
In your last line, it's supposed to be 'it's', for 'it is', instead of 'its' the possessive pronoun. Sorry to say it, but no spell check will catch this. :p
 
chris9 said:
Congrats!
But, shy, I'm going to be the foreign speaker dork again ;)
In your last line, it's supposed to be 'it's', for 'it is', instead of 'its' the possessive pronoun. Sorry to say it, but no spell check will catch this. :p
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*cries and screams*

And says a sulky 'Thank you'

Why am I surrounded by people who speak english better than I do, and why all are they all people who have english as a second language?

Life is not fair :(
 
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shy slave said:
My new love is the google tool bar complete with instant spell check, being joined with it means that never again will my posts be littered with typos and spelling errors....

Yes Folks, It is official, its love
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If I point out that 'grammar' is misspelled in your sig line, will you love me too? :D





:p
 
ShyGuy68 said:
And here I thougt it was my cane that you were talking about ;)
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Love and hate may be both opposite sides of the same coin, but that's still not close enough for me lol
 
shy slave said:
*cries and screams*

And says a sulky 'Thank you'

Why am I surrounded by people who speak english better than I do, and why all they all people who have english as a second language?

Life is not fair :(
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...and everyone who says different is selling you something.
 
JMohegan said:
If I point out that 'grammar' is misspelled in your sig line, will you love me too? :D





:p
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I am crying so much now I can hardly see the keyboard.

As for loving you because you notice one mistake? No, sorry.
The wonderful toolbar picks up 100's of my errors and I can personalise it so it loves only ME. Unless you are prepared to walk around with an 'L' on your forehead which I can press and I am instantly transported to the land of Lit.....then I will consider it

*Now off to spell check my sig line, and ponder why I love people who find my errors*

PS JM, according to the spell check your name is wrong as is the word 'sig' :p
 
JMohegan said:
If I point out that 'grammar' is misspelled in your sig line, will you love me too? :D





:p
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I actually find that particular mistake pretty classic. Found it great when I first saw it, find it great still. Saying without any spelling mistake that one only makes those to annoy the readers just doesn't work as well. :catroar:


And now it's gone and it's all your fault :mad:
 
chris9 said:
I actually find that particular mistake pretty classic. Found it great when I first saw it, find it great still. Saying without any spelling mistake that one only makes those to annoy the readers just doesn't work as well. :catroar:
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Well the whole line has changed, but I suspect my grammar errors will continue.
My head types as I speak, not as it should be written; unless I proof read it.
I hate proof reading my own stuff

*stuff*
 
JMohegan said:
In truth, it was hilarious. :)
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Why do I suspect you nor Chris will believe me if I say the grammer/grammar mistake was deliberate

*sigh*


And yet I never, ever tell lies

:p
 
chris9 said:
Couldn't agree more. :D
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Over 4,000 posts of worthy words....no-one remembers

One small, tiny error.....no-one forgets


(well, I think every post of mine is worthy LOL)
 
shy slave said:
Once Upon a Time there were two fairies.

They lived on the shoulders of a small, shy slave and they helped her make decisions in life.

One fairy lived on her right shoulder. Let’s call her the good fairy.
She is not ‘good’ in a completely selfless way but she has good thoughts about others and her watch words were ‘how can I please him, even more?’ and ‘How can I make this better for him?’ This fairy also helped with ideas about to make things easier of other people who knew the small shy slave. The good fairy’s wings were white with a beautiful silver thread running through them. In the light it was possible to see several shades of blue, glinting and shining in the sunlight. Some of the blues were so bright in colour it was impossible to say what exact shade they were.

The other fairy lived on the small, shy slaves left shoulder. Let’s call her the bad fairy.
She is not bad in a mean, nasty, horrible way. She was bad in a daring light hearted way. Nothing she did was ever intended to upset someone. Her ideas were often flashes of brilliance, which did not always follow through to whether the outcome of following such ideas would have adverse consequences for the small shy slave.

One day the small, shy slave was tending to her owner (who can sometimes be nice and kind).
She was stroking his back and ass, enjoying the feeling of being with him.
The small, shy slave liked seeing him relaxed and enjoying what she was doing for him.
As her fingers idly drifted across his back, down his spine and across his ass she became aware the fairies were both hungry and talking about food.

She listened to their talk for a while, and, when they realised she was listening, the good fairy (who is not good in a selfless way, but has good thoughts) said

“Don’t worry about food, he will be hungry soon. He will then decide to get up and we can all go and eat. He is having such a lovely relaxing time and you are enjoying this too, so don’t worry soon we will all eat. Let him make that decision, you know that will make him happy”

The bad fairy (who was not really bad, just did not always think through her brilliant ideas), said

“He is so relaxed and you have been doing this for quite a while now small, shy slave.
He could easily stay like this for a long time. Then we will all be very hungry, which will make you grumpy, no-one likes it when you are like that. I know I have an idea…..”

The small, shy slave listened to the idea, and then listened to the good fairy saying that she was not sure it was a brilliant idea to follow through with what the bad fairy had thought of.

The poor small, shy slave was confused. Who should she listen to?

She was enjoying what she was doing, and he was relaxed and happy.
BUT she was getting hungry, and she knew he would never notice if she was grumpy because she hid her bad moods so well. But he may guess and that would make him sad.

What should she do??

So, still stroking him, she lay next to her owner and said

“I have a problem; there are these two fairies...”

She then explained the problem.

Her owner (who can sometimes be nice and kind), said what did the good fairy say?
The small, shy slave told him.

Her owner (who can sometimes be nice and kind) said what did the bad fairy say?
Well at this point, the bad fairy (who is bad in a daring, light hearted way) said

“Remember, actions speak louder than words”​

So the small, shy slave said

“Oh she suggested this”
And with that, the small, shy slave lifted her hand from her owners' (who can sometimes be nice and kind) ass and dropped it hard, twice in quick succession down onto his ass cheek accompanied by the words

“c’mon, lets go eat”

The smacking sound filled the air.

Then there was a silence.
The small, shy slaves’ owner got up, and laying there on the bed was his belt.
The small, shy slave watched him pick up his belt and fold it in half.

The smacking sound filled the air.

Then there was a silence.

Followed by the words of the small, shy slave

“Fucking fairies”



The moral of this story is never listen to the fairies when you are hungry​
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Great Story shy. Fucking fairies get you into any more trouble?
ST
 
So me and K were naked and playing and he told me to blow him. I promptly blew a raspberry on his stomach. He said 'You must really want a spanking tonight'. I told him all about the fairy's and how it wasn't really my fault. He said "Well you can pass it on to them"

"Fucking shy." :mad:

:p
 
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