Once Upon a Time.....

I love them all

:kiss:

Third one down looks really unusual :)

You are really talanted with art,

Talented and shallow :p
 
shy slave said:
I love them all

:kiss:

Third one down looks really unusual :)

You are really talanted with art,

Talented and shallow :p
everyone seems to like that one best. silver and jasper.
i like the gold&tigerseye better though :p

talented and shallow sums me up pretty well.
 
The fairies have been quiet of late but thought I would share this with you.

I was talking to Andante about a recent thread asking for ideas to keep an LDR interesting.
One of the thing mentioned was the pyl kneeling on the bathroom floor for 5 minutes everyday thinking about submission.
I told him if I did that I would get bored and probably lie instead of doing it.

(He agreed and said I would either get bored or notice areas I had missed when cleaning :rolleyes: )

But he does have a suggestion on how to make me kneel each day and keep my focus on him.

He has suggested I collect his ear hair clippings in a small jar.

Every day I should spread the clippings out on a clean piece of cloth (the fairies would like a pink cloth) and look at them for several minutes.

I could stroke them, caress them and touch them as long as I did not lose any.

This would give me a focus as I thought of him and gently touched these beautiful hairs that were once a part of him.

He has been very kind and said I did not need collect up his nose hair clippings as that verges on unpleasant.

At the end of the five minutes I would collect all the hairs up and place them reverently back in the jar until the next day.

(I like the additional idea of sleeping with the jar under my pillow, it would be uncomfortable but a little discomfort to be close to him would help me in my submission).

I feel lucky to have such a wonderful PYL who is willing to give up his ear hair for me :)
 
I was struck speechless for a while after reading the post above this one, but have returned to offer what will hopefully be a helpful response.

Perhaps, given the reference to lying as a possibility, verification might be prudent here.

Andante could send you a different phrase or sentence each morning. You would then be required to take a pair of fine tweezers and arrange the hairs into words, effectively "writing" the phrase or sentence by the end of each night. Then, of course, you would have something to photograph and send to the Viking as proof of your devotion.

Perhaps this could be one way to practice your Danish. :D
 
JMohegan said:
I was struck speechless for a while after reading the post above this one, but have returned to offer what will hopefully be a helpful response.

Perhaps, given the reference to lying as a possibility, verification might be prudent here.

Andante could send you a different phrase or sentence each morning. You would then be required to take a pair of fine tweezers and arrange the hairs into words, effectively "writing" the phrase or sentence by the end of each night. Then, of course, you would have something to photograph and send to the Viking as proof of your devotion.

Perhaps this could be one way to practice your Danish. :D
you are kinda scary. :)
 
JMohegan said:
LOL, no.

How did that happen? :confused:
uhmmm hmmmm lol. I was polyurathane-ing my post at the end of the drive that has my address on it. and uhmm it was windy i was concentrating on not dripping it on my clothes and my hair blew there and stuck to it... and i almost broke my neck when i walked away then i had to pull it off the post... so now the end on the right side looks like the paintbrush i left sitting on the deck.
 
Kajira Callista said:
uhmmm hmmmm lol. I was polyurathane-ing my post at the end of the drive that has my address on it. and uhmm it was windy i was concentrating on not dripping it on my clothes and my hair blew there and stuck to it... and i almost broke my neck when i walked away then i had to pull it off the post... so now the end on the right side looks like the paintbrush i left sitting on the deck.
That's kinda funny. :p

How to get the polyurethane out? The answer is here. :rolleyes:
 
Kajira Callista said:
*stops foolin' around*

What do you use to clean the paintbrush? Turpentine?

I don't know what that would do to hair, though. You could wait and call the barber in the morning, or start a thread & ask others about it.

Surely you aren't the only female who has ever forgotten why the good lord invented those rubber band things for the hair. ;)
 
JMohegan said:
*stops foolin' around*

What do you use to clean the paintbrush? Turpentine?

I don't know what that would do to hair, though. You could wait and call the barber in the morning, or start a thread & ask others about it.

Surely you aren't the only female who has ever forgotten why the good lord invented those rubber band things for the hair. ;)
lol I threw it out.
tons of conditioner and a comb got most of it out last night. I will try again in a bit to get the rest out.
 
JMohegan said:
I was struck speechless for a while after reading the post above this one, but have returned to offer what will hopefully be a helpful response.

Perhaps, given the reference to lying as a possibility, verification might be prudent here.

Andante could send you a different phrase or sentence each morning. You would then be required to take a pair of fine tweezers and arrange the hairs into words, effectively "writing" the phrase or sentence by the end of each night. Then, of course, you would have something to photograph and send to the Viking as proof of your devotion.

Perhaps this could be one way to practice your Danish. :D

You are NOT helpful!!

You have a horrible mean streak :(

*sulks in corner*
 
Kajira Callista said:
uhmmm hmmmm lol. I was polyurathane-ing my post at the end of the drive that has my address on it. and uhmm it was windy i was concentrating on not dripping it on my clothes and my hair blew there and stuck to it... and i almost broke my neck when i walked away then i had to pull it off the post... so now the end on the right side looks like the paintbrush i left sitting on the deck.

Are there photos?

Its bound to be a fetish for someone, having their g/f stuck to a post by their hair


:p
 
dolf said:
hey, shy...i'm lactating! that's why the boobs grew.

WHAT!!!!

:rolleyes:

I knew you were weird.

As for bloodflukes comment that you have in your sig line ROFLMAOOOO!!

I hope you considered it and then rejected any possibility that someone may not want sex with you :kiss:
 
shy slave said:
WHAT!!!!

:rolleyes:

I knew you were weird.

As for bloodflukes comment that you have in your sig line ROFLMAOOOO!!

I hope you considered it and then rejected any possibility that someone may not want sex with you :kiss:
it's the meds :eek:

i rejected it without a seconds thought.
 
dolf, Your new av is lovely almost rivals th one of you looking for the soap.

:D
 
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