shy slave
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dolf said:
You're Mean
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dolf said:
dolf said:i know.
it's endearing & shit![]()
whatcha think of these?shy slave said:You're Mean![]()
but you love me anywayshy slave said:Well you are 50% right in that assessment
ROFL

everyone seems to like that one best. silver and jasper.shy slave said:I love them all
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Third one down looks really unusual
You are really talanted with art,
Talented and shallow![]()

you are kinda scary.JMohegan said:I was struck speechless for a while after reading the post above this one, but have returned to offer what will hopefully be a helpful response.
Perhaps, given the reference to lying as a possibility, verification might be prudent here.
Andante could send you a different phrase or sentence each morning. You would then be required to take a pair of fine tweezers and arrange the hairs into words, effectively "writing" the phrase or sentence by the end of each night. Then, of course, you would have something to photograph and send to the Viking as proof of your devotion.
Perhaps this could be one way to practice your Danish.![]()
Just trying to be helpful.Kajira Callista said:you are kinda scary.![]()
nods. sice you wanna be helpful...can ya tell me how to get polyurathane outta my hair?JMohegan said:Just trying to be helpful.![]()
LOL, no.Kajira Callista said:nods. sice you wanna be helpful...can ya tell me how to get polyurathane outta my hair?
uhmmm hmmmm lol. I was polyurathane-ing my post at the end of the drive that has my address on it. and uhmm it was windy i was concentrating on not dripping it on my clothes and my hair blew there and stuck to it... and i almost broke my neck when i walked away then i had to pull it off the post... so now the end on the right side looks like the paintbrush i left sitting on the deck.JMohegan said:LOL, no.
How did that happen?![]()
That's kinda funny.Kajira Callista said:uhmmm hmmmm lol. I was polyurathane-ing my post at the end of the drive that has my address on it. and uhmm it was windy i was concentrating on not dripping it on my clothes and my hair blew there and stuck to it... and i almost broke my neck when i walked away then i had to pull it off the post... so now the end on the right side looks like the paintbrush i left sitting on the deck.
*cries*JMohegan said:
*stops foolin' around*Kajira Callista said:*cries*
lol I threw it out.JMohegan said:*stops foolin' around*
What do you use to clean the paintbrush? Turpentine?
I don't know what that would do to hair, though. You could wait and call the barber in the morning, or start a thread & ask others about it.
Surely you aren't the only female who has ever forgotten why the good lord invented those rubber band things for the hair.![]()
JMohegan said:I was struck speechless for a while after reading the post above this one, but have returned to offer what will hopefully be a helpful response.
Perhaps, given the reference to lying as a possibility, verification might be prudent here.
Andante could send you a different phrase or sentence each morning. You would then be required to take a pair of fine tweezers and arrange the hairs into words, effectively "writing" the phrase or sentence by the end of each night. Then, of course, you would have something to photograph and send to the Viking as proof of your devotion.
Perhaps this could be one way to practice your Danish.![]()
Kajira Callista said:uhmmm hmmmm lol. I was polyurathane-ing my post at the end of the drive that has my address on it. and uhmm it was windy i was concentrating on not dripping it on my clothes and my hair blew there and stuck to it... and i almost broke my neck when i walked away then i had to pull it off the post... so now the end on the right side looks like the paintbrush i left sitting on the deck.

dolf said:hey, shy...i'm lactating! that's why the boobs grew.

it's the medsshy slave said:WHAT!!!!
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I knew you were weird.
As for bloodflukes comment that you have in your sig line ROFLMAOOOO!!
I hope you considered it and then rejected any possibility that someone may not want sex with you![]()