Once Upon a Time.....

CutieMouse said:
I don't have fairies... I have brain hamsters. :)

Brain Hamsters are terrible :D

Are they the sort that read stiff and then give you 'good' ideas backed up by some research they have read??

If so, you are heading for BIG trouble.

Makes me glad I only have fairies.


Miss Rebecca ~ Your 'bad' fairy just needs a nudge, but like Shank I am confused, I am sure I have seen evidence of more than just a good Miss Rebecca :confused:
 
m wisdom said:

Oh are they yours?
They are really pretty.
I love the way they are dressed, fits in with the ones who are on my shoulders in terms of good/bad fairies :)

I love tattoos.

I have a few, including a BDSM fairy on my leg, she is sitting back on her legs and has her arms discreetly tied to her sides.

If I ever figure out how to get a good picture of her that is not too big to post I will put her on here.
 
shy slave said:
Brain Hamsters are terrible :D

Are they the sort that read stiff and then give you 'good' ideas backed up by some research they have read??

If so, you are heading for BIG trouble.

Makes me glad I only have fairies.

Oh no... they race about on little exercise wheels in my head and absorb all the worries and thinking-too-much that I tend to do. They occasionally go on strike (they have excellent taste in picket signs), or get tipsy on margaritas; once in a blue moon they commit ritualistic suicide, but always spontaniously regenerate, within about 24 hours.

I actually successfully banished the little suckers for about 6-8 months this year, but Life started getting complicated again, so "poof!" they came back to help me juggle everything. ;)
 
CutieMouse said:
Oh no... they race about on little exercise wheels in my head and absorb all the worries and thinking-too-much that I tend to do. They occasionally go on strike (they have excellent taste in picket signs), or get tipsy on margaritas; once in a blue moon they commit ritualistic suicide, but always spontaniously regenerate, within about 24 hours.

I actually successfully banished the little suckers for about 6-8 months this year, but Life started getting complicated again, so "poof!" they came back to help me juggle everything. ;)

ROFL

What special powers did you use to banish them, I have no intention of banishing mine but I am always interested in information I can use against them ;)

I love the ritualistic suicide and the margaritas.

My fairies both agree I should never, ever drink. When that happens I don't need their help to have brilliant ideas, they usually occur without intervention from them.

Drunk ideas without fairy intervention have included:

Taking my clothes because I prefered the barmans shirt and wanted to swop (I was 19 at the time and it was 'soon to be husbands' birthday party, so not a great idea).

Dancing on tables because I was attracted to a tall man and I thought he may not want someone as short as me.

Showing people my 'special party trick' (I was married but at a student party and they really saw me in a different light after that...).

Standing on a table and singing 'Paradise by the Dashboard Lights, followed by the Time Warp, with actions (another student party I was way too old for).

Accosting men in the street and asking if they thought they could fall in love with me :eek: .

More recently I have rang Andante and told him how much I loved him and how he could never understand just how much I loved him. :rolleyes:

So you see the fairies won't let me drink, they both agree; no matter how bad the bad fairy's ideas are; they are still better than my own lol.
 
Shankara20 said:
did I just walk into some sort of other dimension where up is down and inside is outside and Sister Rebecca is never in trouble?????

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Yes thats it Sir Shank it was all a dream when you were projecting I was bad ......its okay because I forgive you......smiles innocently.....see how good I am :) :rose:
 
shy slave said:
Miss Rebecca ~ Your 'bad' fairy just needs a nudge, but like Shank I am confused, I am sure I have seen evidence of more than just a good Miss Rebecca :confused:

urrmnn sweety think you hanging out with Sir Shank too much......he must have told you about that dream he had.......nodding........smiling :) :rose:
 
I've been thinking very carefully about this. And I realized I have an Angel on one shoulder, and a Devil on the other. The angel is sweet, quite, and lady like. She sits with her ankles crossed, never burps or farts, always says excuse me and never raises her voice. And that's the problem. My devil has no problems shouting and doing whatever it takes to drown out my angel. *sigh* Do we have any teensy weensy gags I can tie around her mouth? :rolleyes:
 
shy slave said:
Oh are they yours?
They are really pretty.
I love the way they are dressed, fits in with the ones who are on my shoulders in terms of good/bad fairies :)

I love tattoos.

I have a few, including a BDSM fairy on my leg, she is sitting back on her legs and has her arms discreetly tied to her sides.

If I ever figure out how to get a good picture of her that is not too big to post I will put her on here.

No, not mine. Found them on a tattoo website.
I don't have any tattoos, might get one but so far I haven't been able to decide on what to get.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
urrmnn sweety think you hanging out with Sir Shank too much......he must have told you about that dream he had.......nodding........smiling :) :rose:

Actually you could be right.

Therefore I have decided to to continue hanging out with Shank (he hangs out so well in those av's of his :cool: ) but also start hanging out with RJ.

You see, I am not sure it was all a dream.

RJ is King of the search function, so if there is proof of you being anything other than very very good, who better to find it?

And if it was a dream, all will be well and your reputation, in your own mind, will remain intact.

*smiles very sweetly at Miss Rebecca*

And remember this could have been a poll asking 'How bad is Miss Rebecca? lol :devil:
 
m wisdom said:
No, not mine. Found them on a tattoo website.
I don't have any tattoos, might get one but so far I haven't been able to decide on what to get.

They are really nice, when you decide what to have don't forget to let us all know :)
 
shy slave said:
Actually you could be right.

Therefore I have decided to to continue hanging out with Shank (he hangs out so well in those av's of his :cool: ) but also start hanging out with RJ.

You see, I am not sure it was all a dream.

RJ is King of the search function, so if there is proof of you being anything other than very very good, who better to find it?

And if it was a dream, all will be well and your reputation, in your own mind, will remain intact.

*smiles very sweetly at Miss Rebecca*

And remember this could have been a poll asking 'How bad is Miss Rebecca? lol :devil:

I expect RJ and I can work out a 3 way that includes you, shy :D
 
Great story Shy, it sure made me laugh! I hope you enjoyed the spanking :devil:
 
shy slave said:
Actually you could be right.

Therefore I have decided to to continue hanging out with Shank (he hangs out so well in those av's of his :cool: ) but also start hanging out with RJ.

You see, I am not sure it was all a dream.

RJ is King of the search function, so if there is proof of you being anything other than very very good, who better to find it?

And if it was a dream, all will be well and your reputation, in your own mind, will remain intact.

*smiles very sweetly at Miss Rebecca*

And remember this could have been a poll asking 'How bad is Miss Rebecca? lol :devil:

Sometimes selective reading disorders are great...

I got to..."RJ is King"

And didn't see the need to read further as I experienced something akin to a chocolate rush :D :rose:
 
RJMasters said:
Sometimes selective reading disorders are great...

I got to..."RJ is King"

And didn't see the need to read further as I experienced something akin to a chocolate rush :D :rose:
you are too easy.
 
RJMasters said:
Sometimes selective reading disorders are great...

I got to..."RJ is King"

And didn't see the need to read further as I experienced something akin to a chocolate rush :D :rose:

BLASPHEMER! STRING HIM UP!

Their's nothing like a chocolate rush. Nothing even akin to the rush you get from blessed chocolate!
 
graceanne said:
BLASPHEMER! STRING HIM UP!

Their's nothing like a chocolate rush. Nothing even akin to the rush you get from blessed chocolate!

Tis a shame, my first edict as king was to appoint you officail cookie tester of the realm....too bad, what a shame...

:cool:
 
RJMasters said:
Tis a shame, my first edict as king was to appoint you officail cookie tester of the realm....too bad, what a shame...

:cool:

:mad: That's playing dirty. *pouts* Rotten dom's.

If I'm official cookie tester, I might see fit to 'forgetting' your blesphemy. *bats eyes*
 
ShyGuy68 said:
Great story Shy, it sure made me laugh! I hope you enjoyed the spanking :devil:

Well it was a only brief taste of his belt, (after all he was actually hungry too ;) )

But it was quite a moment lol
 
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