Once Upon a Time.....

[jadefirefly]

Sweety they did ......they omitted that belching thing they were so keen on you trying before ....

My sister threw up on her boyfriends equipment. @_@

She said it was because he wasn't getting the message that she was gagging, and gagging is bad, and he just kept pushing. So she threw up.

My sister is so vanilla, and more and more I suspect her man is SO not.

 

[chris9]

Awwww shy slave !!! I just saw that and i spew all my tea around ..... well you have two fairies at least ... I have a lil hungry devil perched on my left shoulder and my Master knows that I can't jump more than a " feeding time " if he wants his sweet docile submissive all for him
.... so when we are together he provides to feed me at regular intervals to not have to take such drastic remedies ( which he really doesn't like ) to face up unappropriate behaviours

I need someone to feed me. I'm jealous.

 

[shy slave]

High c when belching

I can't even sing!!!

And I don't think that bottle of stuff Shank posted is going to change that lol

Throwing up on his cock......Hmmm interesting, but I hate the idea of picking carrots out of his pubes.

Chris ~KC started a cookies thread, there may be food there

See, thats what happens when I listen to the good fairy, I do nice things lol

 

[Betticus]

I need someone to feed me. I'm jealous.

Come to New Mexico, it's Green Chile harvest time!

 

[Betticus]

LOL

But the fairies are supposed to help me

I'm sorry dear, you don't have two fairies. You seem to have two little imps instead who just happen to look like fairies.

 

[chris9]

High c when belching

I can't even sing!!!

And I don't think that bottle of stuff Shank posted is going to change that lol

Throwing up on his cock......Hmmm interesting, but I hate the idea of picking carrots out of his pubes.

Chris ~KC started a cookies thread, there may be food there

See, thats what happens when I listen to the good fairy, I do nice things lol

Nope, no food there, only Aeroil cutting my cleavage.

 

[chris9]

Come to New Mexico, it's Green Chile harvest time!

I'm just so not flying to the US, other than that it sounds great. Why don't you come here and bring them and cook for me?

 

[Betticus]

I'm just so not flying to the US, other than that it sounds great. Why don't you come here and bring them and cook for me?

Ummm... lemme think.... ummmm.... nope.

 

[Shankara20]

Ummm... lemme think.... ummmm.... nope.

What about you bring the fresh green Hatch chilis and I'll come to cook, we can double team her, more-or-less

 

[Betticus]

What about you bring the fresh green Hatch chilis and I'll come to cook, we can double team her, more-or-less

If we do it right we can give her Montezuma's revenge!

 

[snowy ciara]

Chris ~KC started a cookies thread, there may be food there

Farking Fairy telling you what to say again?

"Any use of the word 'cookie' or related terms are subject to punishment at my will"

I'll save you some....

 

[chris9]

If we do it right we can give her Montezuma's revenge!

No, thank you. Unless, of course, that kind of play would please you

 

[Andante]

Thats a thought

BDSM fairies

Well, as we already have BDSM horses, fairies seems to be just a tiny step further....

Explanation:
We were driving on the outskirts of Copenhagen when shy suddenly pointed towards a small fence and said "Oh, look, a BDSM horse"! Sure enough, there was a proud stallion in blinkers. We both laughed, but the really funny part was when shy - after a thoughtful pause - said: "You know what scares me? The fact that I would probably have blurted that comment out regardless of who had been here"!
Actually, I believe she would! Hopefully, her mum would probably assume that 'BDSM' was some Danish equestrian terminology!

 

[shy slave]

I'm sorry dear, you don't have two fairies. You seem to have two little imps instead who just happen to look like fairies.

I do to have fairies

Please don't let him think otherwise, or I will be in trouble.


Snowy Thanks for saving me some of those 'c' things

I knew I liked you

 

[Ebonyfire]

Once Upon a Time there were two fairies.

They lived on the shoulders of a small, shy slave and they helped her make decisions in life.

One fairy lived on her right shoulder. Let’s call her the good fairy.
She is not ‘good’ in a completely selfless way but she has good thoughts about others and her watch words were ‘how can I please him, even more?’ and ‘How can I make this better for him?’ This fairy also helped with ideas about to make things easier of other people who knew the small shy slave. The good fairy’s wings were white with a beautiful silver thread running through them. In the light it was possible to see several shades of blue, glinting and shining in the sunlight. Some of the blues were so bright in colour it was impossible to say what exact shade they were.

The other fairy lived on the small, shy slaves left shoulder. Let’s call her the bad fairy.
She is not bad in a mean, nasty, horrible way. She was bad in a daring light hearted way. Nothing she did was ever intended to upset someone. Her ideas were often flashes of brilliance, which did not always follow through to whether the outcome of following such ideas would have adverse consequences for the small shy slave.

One day the small, shy slave was tending to her owner (who can sometimes be nice and kind).
She was stroking his back and ass, enjoying the feeling of being with him.
The small, shy slave liked seeing him relaxed and enjoying what she was doing for him.
As her fingers idly drifted across his back, down his spine and across his ass she became aware the fairies were both hungry and talking about food.

She listened to their talk for a while, and, when they realised she was listening, the good fairy (who is not good in a selfless way, but has good thoughts) said

“Don’t worry about food, he will be hungry soon. He will then decide to get up and we can all go and eat. He is having such a lovely relaxing time and you are enjoying this too, so don’t worry soon we will all eat. Let him make that decision, you know that will make him happy”

The bad fairy (who was not really bad, just did not always think through her brilliant ideas), said

“He is so relaxed and you have been doing this for quite a while now small, shy slave.
He could easily stay like this for a long time. Then we will all be very hungry, which will make you grumpy, no-one likes it when you are like that. I know I have an idea…..”

The small, shy slave listened to the idea, and then listened to the good fairy saying that she was not sure it was a brilliant idea to follow through with what the bad fairy had thought of.

The poor small, shy slave was confused. Who should she listen to?

She was enjoying what she was doing, and he was relaxed and happy.
BUT she was getting hungry, and she knew he would never notice if she was grumpy because she hid her bad moods so well. But he may guess and that would make him sad.

What should she do??

So, still stroking him, she lay next to her owner and said

“I have a problem; there are these two fairies...”

She then explained the problem.

Her owner (who can sometimes be nice and kind), said what did the good fairy say?
The small, shy slave told him.

Her owner (who can sometimes be nice and kind) said what did the bad fairy say?
Well at this point, the bad fairy (who is bad in a daring, light hearted way) said

“Remember, actions speak louder than words”​

So the small, shy slave said

“Oh she suggested this”
And with that, the small, shy slave lifted her hand from her owners' (who can sometimes be nice and kind) ass and dropped it hard, twice in quick succession down onto his ass cheek accompanied by the words

“c’mon, lets go eat”

The smacking sound filled the air.

Then there was a silence.
The small, shy slaves’ owner got up, and laying there on the bed was his belt.
The small, shy slave watched him pick up his belt and fold it in half.

The smacking sound filled the air.

Then there was a silence.

Followed by the words of the small, shy slave

“Fucking fairies”

The moral of this story is never listen to the fairies when you are hungry​

ROTFLMAO! I just read this!

 

[cfuhrer]

OMG how funny.
I too want a t-shirt

Purple shirt green sparkly lettering "Fucking Fairies!!"

 

[DuPain]

Lost

I'll be the first to admit ... I'm totally lost!!!

Help ... I can't see

 

[shy slave]

I'll be the first to admit ... I'm totally lost!!!

Help ... I can't see

Take my hand and my fairies will guide you our of here.

Slowly......
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There, your safely at the door again.

Now, whenever you are ready you can peak back in here and see if it makes any sense next time around.

If not, welcome to my world

 

[saw_man1]

Tsk Tsk

Shy,
You need help. I just pray it's not too late.

I remember seeing a movie about this very same subject. Perhaps this will give you some valuable insight and start you on the path to healing.

Shy’s Story

 

[shy slave]

Shy,
You need help. I just pray it's not too late.

I remember seeing a movie about this very same subject. Perhaps this will give you some valuable insight and start you on the path to healing.

Shy’s Story

If only they the fairies were reefer induced.

Sadly they are not. They have always been with me, sitting there helping me out and having wonderful ideas.
Without them my life would be dull.

I watched 'Drop Dead Fred' according to that film there are green pills to get rid of imaginary friends, but non-imaginary fairies...there is no cure.

Just Thank God that Andante owns me, and he is therefore the only other person who has to cope with my head. He is probably doing a service to humanity and saving every other Dom on the planet from putting up with the fairies who live with me. LOL

Of course that doesn't mean you escape other slaves who have have fairies of their own.....

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Of course that doesn't mean you escape other slaves who have have fairies of their own.....

I needs me some of them there fairies me thinks Miss Shy........

I am sick of being the 'good one' who never ever gets in any trouble

Help meeeeee........

 

[Shankara20]

I'll be the first to admit ... I'm totally lost!!!

Help ... I can't see

welcome to Lit.....

that happens to us all here

 

[Shankara20]

I needs me some of them there fairies me thinks Miss Shy........

I am sick of being the 'good one' who never ever gets in any trouble

Help meeeeee........

did I just walk into some sort of other dimension where up is down and inside is outside and Sister Rebecca is never in trouble?????

 

[CutieMouse]

I don't have fairies... I have brain hamsters.

 

[Shankara20]

I don't have fairies... I have brain hamsters.

I have a bag o' nuts, do you want to feed your hamsters?

Hold on - do hamsters even eat nuts?


never mind - sorry


squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak - squeak

(that’s the sound of the little hamster wheel)



How do I shut this stuff in my head off?