I still sound a bit like a giraffe, I'll do a voice recording for you.
Once more with feeling.
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I still sound a bit like a giraffe, I'll do a voice recording for you.
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You know I love a woman who sounds like she has a neck 3m long.
(like how I changed that to metric for you?)
You know I love a woman who sounds like she has a neck 3m long.
(like how I changed that to metric for you?)
How else would I deep throat your monster cock. What do you mean 'changed'? You mean you use another system of measurement?
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And I'll read Carl Sagan in the style of a giraffe for you.
Quick vanity question
How would you guys describe my body type? I feel like I don't fit into a category or niche at all
Not fitting into any of the niches is what makes you so breathtaking...when one steps back, looks at all the pieces that make up 'you'...the mind, heart, body, soul...you very proudly don't fit into any of the categories that lesser minds try to ascribe to things.
Be proud!
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Thank you meddlesome
I like 'healthy and exuberant', who could ask for anything more than that? I have no type when it comes to a mans appearance, but I like men that look healthy.
I dislike BBW as well, especially when women label themselves BBW. It makes me sad, women don't lose value because of their size it's so objectifying. (Ya'know like I hate 'milf')
I want to scream at them you're not a 'big beautiful woman', you are a WOMAN, we aren't labels. We are all equal, some people will find you beautiful some won't, some will like your size some won't but you will still always be a woman.
Again you've expressed the sentiment with more eloquence than I could summon up. Or I was posting from my phone perhaps.
BBW is supposed to be empowering but it so often ends up being kind of sad. The other term (I can't even bring myself to type it) is just seriously objectifying. I'd rather rate women by how likely I would be to invite them to meet me from coffee, or to a gallery. And I don't tend to make distinctions based on parturitive status either.
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How else would I deep throat your monster cock. What do you mean 'changed'? You mean you use another system of measurement?
Uh, yeah. When America became the world's #1 Awesome Nation in 1776, our system of measurement became the preferred method everywhere. I'm pretty sure that's how it went down.
Regarding the most recent photos you posted...Is it odd that the ones I like the most are the ones where you're most covered up? It is? Well fuck y'all, then.
You know I have the hippo costume, all I want it to please you baby
You are so funny!! This is why I read every word you write!!
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You might be my dream woman.
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Quick vanity question
How would you guys describe my body type? I feel like I don't fit into a category or niche at all
hello!
i am not a fan of these categories!
every men or women has it's own specific body and i think this is why this whole forum is so interesting. regarding other peoples body or sharing ideas or opinions...
looking at perfectly retouched models or professional porn is getting pretty annoying after a while. eveyrthing is perfect and so "clean"(well i know in some cases it is vry dirty in fact). but after all it is just an illusion.
you are a mother and your body is in a very good shape and you got a lot of sex appeal and think you are aware of this and feel very comfortable with it.
so i just want to say: don't mind categorization. you are perfect just the way you are.
This is my attitude towards attraction. A lot of people don't believe me
I actually don't get anything out of looking at 'hot men' other than perhaps thinking 'you would be interesting to draw', I need the personality.
The belief that this really exists is the only thing that's kept me going
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You have the "ize" covered
Connubium -
Be not concerned with vanity questions . . . you have the "ize" covered:
You have eyes that mesmerize . . . pouty lips that sensualize . . . lingerie to tantalizse . . . and a body over which to fantasize.
And to top it off: an active mind to humanize . . . and a marvelous wit to humorize.
Your fan base will agree . . . it's a package to idolize.
Connubium -
Be not concerned with vanity questions . . . you have the "ize" covered:
You have eyes that mesmerize . . . pouty lips that sensualize . . . lingerie to tantalizse . . . and a body over which to fantasize.
And to top it off: an active mind to humanize . . . and a marvelous wit to humorize.
Your fan base will agree . . . it's a package to idolize.
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Uh, yeah. When America became the world's #1 Awesome Nation in 1776, our system of measurement became the preferred method everywhere. I'm pretty sure that's how it went down.
Regarding the most recent photos you posted...Is it odd that the ones I like the most are the ones where you're most covered up? It is? Well fuck y'all, then.
As intimately familiar as I am with it, our system of measure has to be one of the world's most ridiculous examples of making something simple...complicated.
Ask the rest of the world how much a liter of water weighs; they'll answer one kilo. Too fucking easy. How many Americans can tell you that a gallon weighs (about) 8.34 pounds? How many cubic inches are in that gallon? How many calories does it take to warm it one Farenheit degree?
Not like the aforementioned liter, most anyone can tell you 1000 cubic centimeters in volume. On and on, using a novel concept; ten is a good number to work with!
Let's not even get into ounces, pints, quarts, miles, acres, etc.
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You are all kinds of yummy!
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This is my attitude towards attraction. A lot of people don't believe me
I actually don't get anything out of looking at 'hot men' other than perhaps thinking 'you would be interesting to draw', I need the personality.
Ok, I don't have the ripped chest.... Now if I can just get that personality thing...
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USA! USA! USA! USA!
I used to be in the SAE crowd. I quit cussing metric measure about tenth grade when we were converting everything to metric to solve the physics problems...
I'll be nationalist over something else.
Quick vanity question
How would you guys describe my body type? I feel like I don't fit into a category or niche at all
I'm going to have to agree with some others and go with petite, I think it's incredibly sexy and well proportioned.
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http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo128/colinn12/hippo.gif
For the most part, I'd say that labels about body types tend to refer to certain extremes/niches, and aren't meant to be some all-encompassing categorification (fuck you spell-check, that's a word in my world, though I'm totally not using it the right way), so I agree that you don't particularly fit any. I wouldn't really even say petite, just because it can be hard to gauge size from pictures without reference points. For all I know, you're a 6'5" Amazon
. Some good descriptors might be proportioned, soft feminine curves, and a slightly larger than average ass (not in a bad way, in the way that makes me want to...well, in lieu of words, I'll defer to the hippo animation ).
For the most part, I'd say that labels about body types tend to refer to certain extremes/niches, and aren't meant to be some all-encompassing categorification (fuck you spell-check, that's a word in my world, though I'm totally not using it the right way), so I agree that you don't particularly fit any. I wouldn't really even say petite, just because it can be hard to gauge size from pictures without reference points. For all I know, you're a 6'5" Amazon
. Some good descriptors might be proportioned, soft feminine curves, and a slightly larger than average ass (not in a bad way, in the way that makes me want to...well, in lieu of words, I'll defer to the hippo animation ).You are so funny!! This is why I read every word you write!!
One day I may test you on that. Not really, I'm not that cruel
When you hear this orgasm-inducing, giraffe/Sagan masterpiece you'll know I'm your dream woman.
I love this answer, simple, honest. I love that you say professional porn get's boring because I think that too. Our imperfections make us interesting, male or female, if more people started thinking like that maybe our society wouldn't be so image obsessed.
Lots of people think like that
Connubium -
Be not concerned with vanity questions . . . you have the "ize" covered:
You have eyes that mesmerize . . . pouty lips that sensualize . . . lingerie to tantalizse . . . and a body over which to fantasize.
And to top it off: an active mind to humanize . . . and a marvelous wit to humorize.
Your fan base will agree . . . it's a package to idolize.
Thank you
, I so want to read this in the style of a beat poem. TY
Not fitting into any of the niches is what makes you so breathtaking...when one steps back, looks at all the pieces that make up 'you'...the mind, heart, body, soul...you very proudly don't fit into any of the categories that lesser minds try to ascribe to things.
Be proud!
Thanks indi, you always say the loveliest things to me
I wonder if categorization is just easier for the human brain? Ok, I don't have the ripped chest.... Now if I can just get that personality thing...
the illusive personality. Yeah I think petite is probably the most fitting
http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo128/colinn12/hippo.gif
For the most part, I'd say that labels about body types tend to refer to certain extremes/niches, and aren't meant to be some all-encompassing categorification (fuck you spell-check, that's a word in my world, though I'm totally not using it the right way), so I agree that you don't particularly fit any. I wouldn't really even say petite, just because it can be hard to gauge size from pictures without reference points. For all I know, you're a 6'5" Amazon
I'm 5'5", I love the 'slightly larger than average ass', cheers mate
. Not really, I know what you mean. I should start putting objects next to me so you can see the scale.
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I'm 5'5", I love the 'slightly larger than average ass', cheers mate
You should find a girl with a normal sized ass, and do a side-by-side shot. And then get in a pillow fight and start making out. And then post the video.
PS Thanks for quoting my post, I would be sad if the hippo gif got left behind on the last page.
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I couldn't get him to work
I've actually stood next to my 'normal ass' sized friends and we have compared in mirrors, usually when trying on clothes etc. I think the issue is more the angle that it sticks out on that's slightly more extreme than average.
