Once more with feeling.

[k_m_d_]

You're totally missing out.

I probably shouldn't spend too much thinking about your ass right now, I need that blood to be in my brain if I'm going to get work done.

 

[In Anticipation]

As intimately familiar as I am with it, our system of measure has to be one of the world's most ridiculous examples of making something simple...complicated.

Ask the rest of the world how much a liter of water weighs; they'll answer one kilo. Too fucking easy. How many Americans can tell you that a gallon weighs (about) 8.34 pounds? How many cubic inches are in that gallon? How many calories does it take to warm it one Farenheit degree?

Not like the aforementioned liter, most anyone can tell you 1000 cubic centimeters in volume. On and on, using a novel concept; ten is a good number to work with!

Let's not even get into ounces, pints, quarts, miles, acres, etc.

You mean the only thing I found logical about the US system, one pint weighing a pound is only approximate? Of course our pints have 20fl oz so our cars are more economical and we get pissed quicker.

 

[Connubium]

You're totally missing out.

I probably shouldn't spend too much thinking about your ass right now, I need that blood to be in my brain if I'm going to get work done.

It the work you need to do writing poetry, because my ass helps with . I need to clear my inbox btw.

 

[k_m_d_]

It the work you need to do writing poetry, because my ass helps with . I need to clear my inbox btw.

I've thought about many alternate careers in case things go bad with my current one. None of them remotely involve writing poetry.

 

[blade_rocknut]

You should find a girl with a normal sized ass, and do a side-by-side shot. And then get in a pillow fight and start making out. And then post the video.

I approve of this idea. I'll even offer myself in place of said "normal sized ass" girl; as mine would be a bit small.

And that angle of protrusion is epic. Shape beats volume.

You mean the only thing I found logical about the US system, one pint weighing a pound is only approximate? Of course our pints have 20fl oz so our cars are more economical and we get pissed quicker.

Yep.

 

[Kitschshaman]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59ovkqsFl1r3zat8.gif

Hasta luego!

Wasn't Myrna Loy beautiful? Especially her wise-acre comments in 'The Thin Man' series. Where did you get that gif?

thanks,

 

[Connubium]

Hello blade *waves*

Wasn't Myrna Loy beautiful? Especially her wise-acre comments in 'The Thin Man' series. Where did you get that gif?

thanks,

I'm not sure sorry, it's from tumblr.

 

[Adre]

I'm weighing in a little late, so all I'll say is "baby got some back." (and you're sexy coz you knows it's good!)

 

[Syphus]

Lots of people think like that

Or so they say at least, but it's actions that matter.

Anyway, that's one of my hats in the GIF.

 

[Connubium]

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/Connubium4lit/IMG_6036.jpg

 

[Connubium]

Sorry about the background mess

 

[knuts1]

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/Connubium4lit/IMG_6036.jpg

Can I just stand there and fondle that for a while!!

 

[Connubium]

I took some really graphic pictures of myself masturbating earlier and I'm not sure if I should post them because if my thread gets deleted because of them,then I aint making a new one.

 

[knuts1]

I took some really graphic pictures of myself masturbating earlier and I'm not sure if I should post them because if my thread gets deleted because of them then I aint making a new one.

That is quite a conundrum. I would love to see them but I would miss the thread more!!

 

[LeChatNoir]

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t500/Connubium4lit/IMG_6036.jpg

Australopithecus struggled to stand upright and walk on two legs pretty much entirely so that, some four million years later, human evolution could produce that ass.

-LCN

 

[knuts1]

Australopithecus struggled to stand upright and walk on two legs pretty much entirely so that, some four million years later, human evolution could produce that ass.

-LCN

That PERFECT ASS!! or bum.

 

[Connubium]

Very clever LCN.

Here's your reward, not so graphic. Very limited time only.

 

[michi89]

Oh my god fap fap fap

 

[LeChatNoir]

Very clever LCN.

Here's your reward, not so graphic. Very limited time only.

That was totally worth coming up with the Australopithecus line.

-LCN

 

[Connubium]

You should see the ones where I have stuff in my ass as well

 

[Connubium]

Oh my god fap fap fap

I guess Australopithecus is not the only one struggling to stand upright

 

[knuts1]

OMG that would be wild!!!

 

[Kitschshaman]

Sorry about the background mess

Background mess?... background mess?.. what background mess?

 

[Syphus]

I should probably not look at this stuff right before I need to leave

 

[Syphus]

Background mess?... background mess?.. what background mess?

There's an obnoxious green thing.