k_m_d_
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Thanks I feel a bit better now. I don't know how we can progress form here but it's better that shit word play.
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Thanks I feel a bit better now. I don't know how we can progress form here but it's better that shit word play.

Dammit, KMD....that thing fecked up the Zen Shui...or sump'n like that.

You have a lovely body. I like your mind too.
Anytime, hot stuff!Hey you, thanks![]()
Also just to clarify, because people (including 'regular posters') are getting rude and swearing at me via pm. If I don't reply to your post here personally it is not because I'm 'ignoring' you, it's because I have a limited time to reply and I usually just want to say something quickly at the end of my thread. I don't have time to be on here all the time. Remember,I'm doing this for fun, I don't owe anyone on here anything and it's not my duty to reply to you, it's your choice to post here. If you're looking for some online female attention then this isn't where you're going to find it.
If you have a good sense of humour, understand sarcasm, have an appreciation of nude pictures and have a relatively thick skin then stick around and you'll probably be fine here
Let's not have another female ampic thread end because of people being demanding and rude shall we?
I do appreciate all your comments and if I had the time I would reply to everyone.
I'll put these here too
Also just to clarify, because people (including 'regular posters') are getting rude and swearing at me via pm. If I don't reply to your post here personally it is not because I'm 'ignoring' you, it's because I have a limited time to reply and I usually just want to say something quickly at the end of my thread. I don't have time to be on here all the time. Remember,I'm doing this for fun, I don't owe anyone on here anything and it's not my duty to reply to you, it's your choice to post here. If you're looking for some online female attention then this isn't where you're going to find it.
If you have a good sense of humour, understand sarcasm, have an appreciation of nude pictures and have a relatively thick skin then stick around and you'll probably be fine here
Let's not have another female ampic thread end because of people being demanding and rude shall we?
I do appreciate all your comments and if I had the time I would reply to everyone.
Nesting quotes are a pain in the arseThat picture isn't screwing things up on my phone as much as I hoped it would.
Transgender fantasies aside, I do prefer the company of women with balls.
Methinks that leash was cute...but doesn't fit.![]()
, the leash can only contain me for short amounts of time 
What a beautiful way to start my day...just simply lovely! And I adore the little smile in the last one...priceless!
Haha...my favorite is actually when someone doesn't post for a day all of the "Where are you?" posts.
It reminds me of:
Homer: I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. I got it right here. (pulls out a piece of paper) One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"?
That picture isn't screwing things up on my phone as much as I hoped it would.
Nesting quotes are a pain in the arse![]()
Yeah *sigh*, high five for the Simpsons quote too![]()

This looks like the 'currently masturbating' thread ^^
Thanks guys
Where the fuck is Limo, I need him to post spammy memes and gifs to make my thread grow and spark entertaining conversation
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