Lovely Latina
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On this day, October 20th, in history:
1803...US Senate ratifies the Louisiana Purchase
1910...1st appearance of a cork centered baseball in World Series (World Series #7)
1968...Jacqueline Kennedy marries Aristotle Onassis
1973..."Sat Night Massacre" occurs during the Watergate Scandal
1977...3 members of rock group Lynyrd Skynyrd die in charter plane crash
And on October 20, 1967, in a hospital in Titusville, PA, Little Baby Lasher, the youngest of 4 boys, wailed out for the very first time (but definitely NOT the last *hehehe*) as the delivering doctor slapped him silly on his cute, little wrinkled behind. Baby Lasher was none too thrilled with this malicious ass-whooping, and spends his days seeking retribution by "givin' it back" to all the "newbie-borns" here on the BB.
I recall that during one of my first few nights here on the board, I stumbled across the "Member's Profiles" section. A few of the names caught my attention, and among those was "Lasher". Curiosity as to what kind of person would voluntarily call himself such a violent-sounding name as "Lasher" prompted me to click on the profile.
Highly disappointed by his "pic" <smirk> (although in the famous words of Cartman, he's definitely a BEEFCAKE... BEEFCAKE!!), I went on to read his profile. I loved the sense of humor that radiated through (I think it was his "dream of world domination" thang that made me chuckle--very cute), and right away thought that this was someone that I would like to get to know.
UNTILLLLLLLLLLL...
One week later, I finally saw a post by the infamous Lasher pop up on the board. It was such an "in-yer-face-bordering-on-fuck-U-rude" post, that my first thought was, "WHAT an ASShole!!...This is definitely someone with whom I could NOT see myself becoming life long buds." Yeah...believe it or not my newbie friends, Lasher wasn't ALWAYS the sweet, gentle Lasher that you see around here nowadays. Hear me now...buh-leeve me lay-tuh! Yah. *nodding*
Regardless of his arrogant and butt-holish ways, ya just couldn't help but be fascinated by the guy. You either loved him or ya hated him. There was no in-between. Even through my period of "quasi-contempt" for "the man, the attitude, the ego", I began looking for his posts on a daily basis. I wanted to match wits with this super-sado-macho BB icon. I was ready to rumble.
I got my chance on May 11th. On a thread called "Are most women potencial <winces> whores", someone accused Lasher of posting as an unregistered user (yes...*gasp*...it's true) named "Whore". Here was Lasher's reponse:
#1 Anyone who's been around this board for awhile knows where I am at 5 PM on a Wednesday night (that was the time of Whore's post, btw) and...
#2 Anyone who's been around this board for awhile knows that I would not hesitate to hurt anyone's feelings, and...
#3 Knows that my ego is too big to do anything anonymously, and....
#4 I would cut my own fingers off before I would post anything with smilies in it.
Someone's not very bright.
(See what a meanie he was!!)
So, just to piss him off, I took it upon myself to post this:
Introducing the new "Lasher Special Edition Smiley" brought to you by the "queen of smilies" herself--LL:
http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/icw/004.gif
"I would cut my own fingers off before I would post ANYTHING with smilies in it. ARRGG! ARRGG! ARRGG!"
Followed by this post (just to be cute and a smartass):
Oh boy...I'm in for it now, aren't I? http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/cwm/uhoh2.gif
Not knowing him very well, I wasn't sure how he was gonna take my playful taunt, so I waited anxiously for the counter attack that I was certain was to come. I prepared myself with every possible comeback I could think of if he did indeed shoot an insult back my way. But instead of a retalitation, I received an email. It was from Lasher. Shocked and half-expecting to find a barrage of insults directed at me, the "bitch" who DARED to mock "the great one". Here's what it said:
Hi,
I can't get the damn BB to let me post a response right now, and if I wait til later I'm gonna forget. The "Special Edition" smilie kicks ass!! LOL...I may have to include it with every post now.
Just wanted to let ya know I enjoy your posts. Nice to see someone else with a sense of humor. Hehehe...
Take care,
Lasher
This was me after reading this letter ----> http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/icon25.gif
And thus began one of the most wonderful friendships that I have ever had the privilage to enjoy.
Lasher...
Over the past 5 months, you have become my closest friend and confidante. I would literally trust you with my life. I know that while most of the people here only get to see the "Lasher persona" that you so prominently display, there are very few that you have allowed to get past that and truly know the man behind the uhhh...*ahem*...legend. I have to be honest and say that it saddens me at times that people here are not able to fully see how amazing you are, but at the same time, I feel blessed and incredibly special that you've allowed me to see that.
Never have I had a friend who is as loyal, caring, trustworthy, and giving of himself as you are. You've laughed with me, cried with me, faxed me silly pictures (LOL!) just to cheer me up when I was down, and have never once NOT been there when I needed a friend. You are one in a million, "smiley boy"...<warm smile>...and I am lucky to call you friend.
Have a wonderful birthday, darling!
Always,
Lis
1803...US Senate ratifies the Louisiana Purchase
1910...1st appearance of a cork centered baseball in World Series (World Series #7)
1968...Jacqueline Kennedy marries Aristotle Onassis
1973..."Sat Night Massacre" occurs during the Watergate Scandal
1977...3 members of rock group Lynyrd Skynyrd die in charter plane crash
And on October 20, 1967, in a hospital in Titusville, PA, Little Baby Lasher, the youngest of 4 boys, wailed out for the very first time (but definitely NOT the last *hehehe*) as the delivering doctor slapped him silly on his cute, little wrinkled behind. Baby Lasher was none too thrilled with this malicious ass-whooping, and spends his days seeking retribution by "givin' it back" to all the "newbie-borns" here on the BB.
I recall that during one of my first few nights here on the board, I stumbled across the "Member's Profiles" section. A few of the names caught my attention, and among those was "Lasher". Curiosity as to what kind of person would voluntarily call himself such a violent-sounding name as "Lasher" prompted me to click on the profile.
Highly disappointed by his "pic" <smirk> (although in the famous words of Cartman, he's definitely a BEEFCAKE... BEEFCAKE!!), I went on to read his profile. I loved the sense of humor that radiated through (I think it was his "dream of world domination" thang that made me chuckle--very cute), and right away thought that this was someone that I would like to get to know.
UNTILLLLLLLLLLL...
One week later, I finally saw a post by the infamous Lasher pop up on the board. It was such an "in-yer-face-bordering-on-fuck-U-rude" post, that my first thought was, "WHAT an ASShole!!...This is definitely someone with whom I could NOT see myself becoming life long buds." Yeah...believe it or not my newbie friends, Lasher wasn't ALWAYS the sweet, gentle Lasher that you see around here nowadays. Hear me now...buh-leeve me lay-tuh! Yah. *nodding*
Regardless of his arrogant and butt-holish ways, ya just couldn't help but be fascinated by the guy. You either loved him or ya hated him. There was no in-between. Even through my period of "quasi-contempt" for "the man, the attitude, the ego", I began looking for his posts on a daily basis. I wanted to match wits with this super-sado-macho BB icon. I was ready to rumble.
I got my chance on May 11th. On a thread called "Are most women potencial <winces> whores", someone accused Lasher of posting as an unregistered user (yes...*gasp*...it's true) named "Whore". Here was Lasher's reponse:
#1 Anyone who's been around this board for awhile knows where I am at 5 PM on a Wednesday night (that was the time of Whore's post, btw) and...
#2 Anyone who's been around this board for awhile knows that I would not hesitate to hurt anyone's feelings, and...
#3 Knows that my ego is too big to do anything anonymously, and....
#4 I would cut my own fingers off before I would post anything with smilies in it.
Someone's not very bright.
(See what a meanie he was!!)
So, just to piss him off, I took it upon myself to post this:
Introducing the new "Lasher Special Edition Smiley" brought to you by the "queen of smilies" herself--LL:
http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/icw/004.gif
"I would cut my own fingers off before I would post ANYTHING with smilies in it. ARRGG! ARRGG! ARRGG!"
Followed by this post (just to be cute and a smartass):
Oh boy...I'm in for it now, aren't I? http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/cwm/uhoh2.gif
Not knowing him very well, I wasn't sure how he was gonna take my playful taunt, so I waited anxiously for the counter attack that I was certain was to come. I prepared myself with every possible comeback I could think of if he did indeed shoot an insult back my way. But instead of a retalitation, I received an email. It was from Lasher. Shocked and half-expecting to find a barrage of insults directed at me, the "bitch" who DARED to mock "the great one". Here's what it said:
Hi,
I can't get the damn BB to let me post a response right now, and if I wait til later I'm gonna forget. The "Special Edition" smilie kicks ass!! LOL...I may have to include it with every post now.
Just wanted to let ya know I enjoy your posts. Nice to see someone else with a sense of humor. Hehehe...
Take care,
Lasher
This was me after reading this letter ----> http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/icon25.gif
And thus began one of the most wonderful friendships that I have ever had the privilage to enjoy.
Lasher...
Over the past 5 months, you have become my closest friend and confidante. I would literally trust you with my life. I know that while most of the people here only get to see the "Lasher persona" that you so prominently display, there are very few that you have allowed to get past that and truly know the man behind the uhhh...*ahem*...legend. I have to be honest and say that it saddens me at times that people here are not able to fully see how amazing you are, but at the same time, I feel blessed and incredibly special that you've allowed me to see that.
Never have I had a friend who is as loyal, caring, trustworthy, and giving of himself as you are. You've laughed with me, cried with me, faxed me silly pictures (LOL!) just to cheer me up when I was down, and have never once NOT been there when I needed a friend. You are one in a million, "smiley boy"...<warm smile>...and I am lucky to call you friend.
Have a wonderful birthday, darling!
Always,
Lis
