On Second Date...

[FGB]

If we were talking a regular sex toy I would agree but this isn't.

The attachments are new and the main large motorized part has a covering that is easily cleaned and sterilized.

I clean it as clean as any operating room. Remember that when you go in for surgery.

Or don't you people are brain damaged.

 

[Miles Long]

When you buy it second hand do you still get the instructional DVD?

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/4f7223_2280c0c5489e4e9499eece75915258e7.jpg/v1/fill/w_450,h_304,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/4f7223_2280c0c5489e4e9499eece75915258e7.jpg

 

[silver gurl]

When you buy it second hand do you still get the instructional DVD?

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/4f7223_2280c0c5489e4e9499eece75915258e7.jpg/v1/fill/w_450,h_304,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/4f7223_2280c0c5489e4e9499eece75915258e7.jpg

It looks like too much work.

 

[Miles Long]

^ No wheels. Damn it.

Believe me, I googled. I was as disappointed as you are.

 

[miles]

^ No wheels. Damn it.

It has treads on each side, like a tank. You have to keep them lubricated with axle grease.

http://img03.deviantart.net/d6a8/i/2010/347/2/4/tank_treads___3d_test_by_jioruji_derako-d34uav5.png

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Go Pro Cart

 

[miles]

Hold me.



So you can get off while you destroy small villages? Even better than a go cart!

I like to multitask.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're a thinking man.

All the makings of one helluva home movie production.

Because I want to be a Cowgirl baybee!
Up all night 'cause I sleep all day...

 

[FGB]

AND we take a hard right into the Twilight Zone.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

AND we take a hard right into the Twilight Zone.

Good place to step...

Not the two-step though.

http://hotair.com/archives/2016/07/...sidestep-the-law-on-new-gun-control-measures/

 

[FGB]

^ No wheels. Damn it.

Oh,I could put wheels on it but I'm certain when it cranks up SO do you...

I guess you could put wheels with locks on it but WHY?

 

[Aphro]

You put wheels on it, and suddenly you can sit her up there on it and pull it behind you in the 4th of July parade.

 

[Aquagal]

You put wheels on it, and suddenly you can sit her up there on it and pull it behind you in the 4th of July parade.

Giddy up!

 

[Aphro]

Yee haw!

Beats the mechanical bull.

My only worry about a sybian: what if it's so good, you never want to fuck a guy again?

 

[yossi]

There's something about flesh and blood cock that a robot could never live up to.

 

[Killswitch1]

There's something about flesh and blood cock that a robot could never live up to.

https://muscleheaded.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/robot.gif

 

[Killswitch1]

I LOLed

Good!

 

[Emerson40]

Yee haw!

Beats the mechanical bull.

My only worry about a sybian: what if it's so good, you never want to fuck a guy again?

On a fourth date, at the Hampton Inn. She called me and asked me not to forget the ‘Buzzin’ Saddle’.

We had dinner at the Olive Garden and she kept telling me she couldn’t wait to get back to the hotel.




She’s been riding that thing for an hour and a half. I fapped twice, took half a Xanax, and now I’m trying to catch some zzzzz’s.

She’s a superfreak, but we’re taking things slow.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/1c60aeee2fd871d3a958ab08696bf872/tumblr_niiiaeziPJ1rdxdewo1_400.gif

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[Colonel Hogan]

Originally Posted by FGB View Post
On a fourth date, at the Hampton Inn. She called me and asked me not to forget the ‘Buzzin’ Saddle’.

We had dinner at the Olive Garden and she kept telling me she couldn’t wait to get back to the hotel.




She’s been riding that thing for an hour and a half. I fapped twice, took half a Xanax, and now I’m trying to catch some zzzzz’s.

She’s a superfreak, but we’re taking things slow.

Slow??? What does "full speed" look like? Taking turns?

 

[Lancecastor]

After I read that the Sybian was purchased used, I stopped reading. *shudders*

You got your husband used, same thing.

 

[miles]

A used Sybian...Hampton Inn...Olive Garden...this guy spares no expense!

 

[FGB]

I might point out that this Quote is a forgery by the way.


Quote:
Originally Posted by FGB View Post
On a fourth date, at the Hampton Inn. She called me and asked me not to forget the ‘Buzzin’ Saddle’.

We had dinner at the Olive Garden and she kept telling me she couldn’t wait to get back to the hotel.




She’s been riding that thing for an hour and a half. I fapped twice, took half a Xanax, and now I’m trying to catch some zzzzz’s.

She’s a superfreak, but we’re taking things slow.

 

[FGB]

I don't remember if forging Quotes is against the rules or not...

Should be.

I assure you someone did themselves no good service this day.

 

[Conager]

I don't remember if foraging through Quotes ifor truffles is against the rules or not...

Should be.

I assure you someone did themselves no good ceviche this day.

Now I am hungry.