On Second Date...

[FGB]

I haven't read the whole thread, because I couldn't get past the sybian.

Who brought the sybian, and on a second date?

If I went on a second date, and the dude pulled out a sybian I would ba all WTF.

Sybian really is a fourth or fifth date apparatus, to my mind.

In many ways she is my equal in the kinky department. (Keeper)

When I mention I had one but had not observed it in action she let me know she wasn't closed to the ideal. She describes herself as a very horny woman with a few kinks. Said she hasn't had any since her SO got killed a couple of years ago...hasn't even dated since, sort of still greiving.

I can truly say that I fixed that problem.

and she is fun to talk to also.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Said she hasn't had any since her SO got killed a couple of years ago...hasn't even dated since, sort of still greiving.

I can truly say that I fixed that problem.

Wow that's some dick you have. It fixes grief?!? Holy shit. I'm impressed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I haven't read the whole thread, because I couldn't get past the sybian.

Who brought the sybian, and on a second date?

If I went on a second date, and the dude pulled out a sybian I would ba all WTF.

Sybian really is a fourth or fifth date apparatus, to my mind.

Like you're not gonna use one on cam when you and Hash finally talk. Pfft

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

At first I thought it was truly bizarre and obviously inappropriate that a guy would take a sybian on a second date. Then I remembered a bit of trivia about FGB (I think). Didn't you once say you had sex at a ridiculously young age worth someonesomeone much older? Is that the origin of inappropriate behavior?

 

[Aglaopheme]

I didn't read all of the thread either, but......

She's a redhead isn't she? You did it again.

 

[miles]

I haven't read the whole thread, because I couldn't get past the sybian.

Who brought the sybian, and on a second date?

If I went on a second date, and the dude pulled out a sybian I would ba all WTF.

Sybian really is a fourth or fifth date apparatus, to my mind.

Even if you could nine orgasms in a couple of hours like this woman?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Even if you could nine orgasms in a couple of hours like this woman?

Pay close attention:

We can do that all by ourselves, sporto.

 

[Miles Long]

The Hampton Inn is a truly magical place!

 

[miles]

Pay close attention:

We can do that all by ourselves, sporto.

Whatever floats your boat. Personally I'd rather having an active participant close by.

 

[miles]

The Hampton Inn is a truly magical place!

Hey, don't knock it. They have free HBO and complimentary bathrooms.

 

[Miles Long]

Hey, don't knock it. They have free HBO and complimentary bathrooms.

I've only ever had one of those, never both at the same time.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Whatever floats your boat. Personally I'd rather having an active participant close by.

There are laws against that type of thing.

 

[miles]

I've only ever had one of those, never both at the same time.

You have no idea what you're missing. It's a life changing experience.

 

[miles]

There are laws against that type of thing.

Not anyplace I'm aware of.

Try it...you'll like it.

 

[Killswitch1]

FGB do you take plastic sheeting on your dates? I'm getting a Dexter kind of vibe about this whole thing.

You said "Vibe"

lol

 

[FGB]

FGB do you take plastic sheeting on your dates? I'm getting a Dexter kind of vibe about this whole thing.

Don't know who Dexter is.

Only time had anything to do with plastic sheeting was back in the 1970's and their was oil and a redhead involved.

I am laughing my ass of that I am catching all of this flak from a bunch of Literoticans of all people.

Lord have mercy.

 

[Miles Long]

So... what's on tap for date three?

 

[Conager]

So... what's on tap for date three?

He gonna tap that ass, frfr.

 

[FGB]

At first I thought it was truly bizarre and obviously inappropriate that a guy would take a sybian on a second date. Then I remembered a bit of trivia about FGB (I think). Didn't you once say you had sex at a ridiculously young age worth someonesomeone much older? Is that the origin of inappropriate behavior?

Wow!

I am somewhat flattered you remember anything about me!

Yes, what you said is true. (has one eye on Mama Kitty's ruler)

However, I think it might be because I am a horny and kinky fucker to start with. I started dating young and knew what sex was and that I wanted to do more of it ASAP. I chased the girls with bad Rep's and most were a bit more advanced than other females their ages...

Did I mention that my mom and dad were actually kind of ( GASP) liberal type Democrats and nudity as well as sex was not hidden from us when we were kids.

Plus, I am often amazed what I can talk a woman into...

 

[FGB]

So... what's on tap for date three?

Depends. She just sent me a text asking me if i might want to go with her to Shreveport overnight...expecting a phone call in the next couple of hours.

I'm not chapped or sore anywhere and I don't know what condition she is in but like I said, I like spending time with and talking to her anyway.

 

[FGB]

I didn't read all of the thread either, but......

She's a redhead isn't she? You did it again.

No. She said she had dyed her hair red once, but no she is dirty blonde or light brown headed as far as I can tell.

(She shaves so I don't know how the carpet reads...)

 

[Miles Long]

Depends. She just sent me a text asking me if i might want to go with her to Shreveport overnight...expecting a phone call in the next couple of hours.

I'm not chapped or sore anywhere and I don't know what condition she is in but like I said, I like spending time with and talking to her anyway.

Just promise me you won't even think about spending a night in Shreveport until neither one of you is chapped.

 

[silver gurl]

After I read that the Sybian was purchased used, I stopped reading. *shudders*

 

[miles]

After I read that the Sybian was purchased used, I stopped reading. *shudders*

Yeah, that's pretty gross. You don't know where it's been. There isn't enough disinfectant in the world to get that thing clean enough.