On Second Date...

[Conager]

Congrats, FGB, on getting back up on the old nag, so to speak. That metaphor might need a bit of work, what with the image of her mounted up on a Sybian.

Also, might be the best humble-brag-thread in quite a spell. The made for TV edit Killy noted was quite a jump, though.

A SYBIAN !?!?!!!??? WTF???

How about you straddle this, sweatheart, and I just hum real loud!!!

That laughed me into a coughing jag.

 

[FGB]

Are you talking about six orgasms?

Three oral, one hell of one by Sybian, three doggie style and a couple of smaller ones by hand but I'm not counting them. Interesting things were happening and I just had to see what would happen!

 

[miles]

Three oral, one hell of one by Sybian, three doggie style and a couple of smaller ones by hand but I'm not counting them. Interesting things were happening and I just had to see what would happen!

Ummm...okay.

Dear Penthouse:...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Actually... I had a video camera along and she said she would like to see a video of her riding it but she was afraid I might put it on the internet or who I might show it to. Besides she didn't have the energy to go for a second ride....

Perhaps on a future date. Oh, she said she would like to be eating out another woman while I was fucking her doggie style which is her favorite position.

(How did I forget THAT little tidbit?!)

She sounds like a real freak.

Try this maneuver:

The next time the widow is riding the sybian, pull out a picture of her dead husband. Whisper into her ear that you're going to fuck her better than he ever did.

She will be both full of shame and totally turned on.

After that, there will be no limits. No boundaries you can't cross. She will be your little toy to use however you deem fit. This is assuming she doesn't pepper spray you while running out the door crying.

 

[FGB]

She sounds fictitious.

Thanks for the laugh!

The things I Don't tell you Liter's!

My life has in the past has often taken some alternate routes in the adventure department.

Life IS sometimes stranger than fiction...Thankfully, not every day.

 

[FGB]

I'm checking out and going home.

Later folks!

 

[FGB]

She sounds like a real freak.

Try this maneuver:

The next time the widow is riding the sybian, pull out a picture of her dead husband. Whisper into her ear that you're going to fuck her better than he ever did.

She will be both full of shame and totally turned on.

After that, there will be no limits. No boundaries you can't cross. She will be your little toy to use however you deem fit. This is assuming she doesn't pepper spray you while running out the door crying.

DUDE!

It took me a long time to find this one!

 

[Conager]

You got the sybian in the divorce?

LOL!

Now THAT would be a hell of a court fight!

No, I bought it off of EBay.

It's really is in almost new shape and with all the new attachments I have about $1,100.00USD in it.

Yeah, I could have bought a cheaper more wore out one but I had the money ear marked for it sometime...just had to find the right one.

Wait, a girl that hops up on a used sybian on the second date? that is a keeper. I've known girls that wouldn't do second hand Prada.

I can't even fathom buying a well worn sex toy.

It does seem a little overly ecological sound purchasing. . .

I'm now imagining what it's like to overhear the sales staff at a Gently Used Sex Toy Emporium:

"I see you're admiring our collection of vintage fucksaws. Did you know you have to use them regularly to keep their motors working correctly?"

"Would you like to see our selection of previously owned anal beads? They've got a beautiful patina you won't find on beads still in the original wrapper."

"I can get you a good deal on this Sybian. It was ridden hard, but never put away wet."

"Our secondhand dildos have all been kept stored in cool dry places, except for all the times they've been in, well, the exact opposite kind of place."

Gold.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Killswitch1]

Wait, a girl that hops up on a used sybian on the second date? that is a keeper. I've known girls that wouldn't do second hand Prada.


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Right. My point is and was. How long can he Keep-Her

 

[Lancecastor]

"Thats the way the girls are from texas"

 

[FGB]

I really liked her before I met her in person. So far (and don't think for a minute I didn't do a background check and had people ask people who knew her and about her to make sure the history she gave me was true.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A SYBIAN !?!?!!!??? WTF???

How about you straddle this, sweatheart, and I just hum real loud!!!

If he takes a few hits of meth he might be able to make his dick twitch just a bit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I really liked her before I met her in person. So far (and don't think for a minute I didn't do a background check and had people ask people who knew her and about her to make sure the history she gave me was true.

Have you asked her for her hand in marriage?

 

[miles]

Before he puts her on eBay?

Will she include free shipping and returns?

 

[FGB]

If he takes a few hits of meth he might be able to make his dick twitch just a bit.

Don't do those kind of drugs...

I actually impressed myself...I was not sure what to expect what with the prostate surgery back in '13 and having a heart attack and a stint put In back in January. Understand this is the first time i have had any THIS DECADE!

I was a little apprehensive. Thankfully, no worries and no chest pain even at sustained high RPM. Yes... My heart too! (That was the three Doggie style)

That Cardio Rehab shit really helps!

 

[butters]

I can't even fathom buying a well worn sex toy.

i don't really do toys, preferring the real thing, but isn't buying something like that more of a personal thing, like - the person who planned on using it themseves? or is this a buy&bring kinda thing some women go for? and the idea of even using a second hand one is a bit squicky to me, but as i said i'm not even into toys so i've maybe got a skewed viewpoint.

 

[butters]

Don't do those kind of drugs...

I actually impressed myself...I was not sure what to expect what with the prostate surgery back in '13 and having a heart attack and a stint put In back in January. Understand this is the first time i have had any THIS DECADE!

I was a little apprehensive. Thankfully, no worries and no chest pain even at sustained high RPM. Yes... My heart too! (That was the three Doggie style)

That Cardio Rehab shit really helps!

well i'm glad you both had fun i guess! i know i was certainly out of practise and nervous after 10 years, too.

 

[FGB]

Have you asked her for her hand in marriage?

All ready covered this.

Try to put more effort into the insults!

 

[FGB]

i don't really do toys, preferring the real thing, but isn't buying something like that more of a personal thing, like - the person who planned on using it themseves? or is this a buy&bring kinda thing some women go for? and the idea of even using a second hand one is a bit squicky to me, but as i said i'm not even into toys so i've maybe got a skewed viewpoint.

OK.

https://sybian.com/

https://sybian.com/sybian-components/

This is a machine that you buy attachments for.

The machine itself is very easy to clean and is Heavy duty,''This isn't your mothers vibe stuck in a drawer. With the proper cleaner and and all, no problem.

I spent a couple of hundred bucks on new attachments.

Clean and safe is way to go with toys!

"Sybian has few moving parts and very little that can go wrong with it. It is extremely durable. Of all the Sybian’s in use to date, fewer than 1% have been returned for any kind of repair and all were returned to the owner the next shipping day. Sybian weighs 22 pounds, has a plastic housing with finger holds, is 13.25″ wide and 12.5″ long at the base and 8 1/2″ high to the top of the padded Naugahyde cover, and 10″ high overall. It has a 1/29 HP gear motor for rotation and a 1/17 HP motor for vibration.. Each can separately be controlled over a wide range of speeds. It operates on regular household electricity. Sybian should run efficiently for years without problems.

We built Sybian with safety in mind. We do not feel it is possible to injure yourself if you follow the guidelines in the instruction manual."


(Note from FGB...Not for use if you have heart problems!)

 

[Lord Pmann]

All ready covered this.

Try to put more effort into the insults!

Ok. How's this...

It's spelt "already".

 

[Aphro]

I haven't read the whole thread, because I couldn't get past the sybian.

Who brought the sybian, and on a second date?

If I went on a second date, and the dude pulled out a sybian I would ba all WTF.

Sybian really is a fourth or fifth date apparatus, to my mind.

 

[butters]

OK.

https://sybian.com/

https://sybian.com/sybian-components/

This is a machine that you buy attachments for.

The machine itself is very easy to clean and is Heavy duty,''This isn't your mothers vibe stuck in a drawer. With the proper cleaner and and all, no problem.

I spent a couple of hundred bucks on new attachments.

Clean and safe is way to go with toys!

"Sybian has few moving parts and very little that can go wrong with it. It is extremely durable. Of all the Sybian’s in use to date, fewer than 1% have been returned for any kind of repair and all were returned to the owner the next shipping day. Sybian weighs 22 pounds, has a plastic housing with finger holds, is 13.25″ wide and 12.5″ long at the base and 8 1/2″ high to the top of the padded Naugahyde cover, and 10″ high overall. It has a 1/29 HP gear motor for rotation and a 1/17 HP motor for vibration.. Each can separately be controlled over a wide range of speeds. It operates on regular household electricity. Sybian should run efficiently for years without problems.

We built Sybian with safety in mind. We do not feel it is possible to injure yourself if you follow the guidelines in the instruction manual."


(Note from FGB...Not for use if you have heart problems!)

i suppose it doesn't hurt to be prepared - were you a boy scout?

did you buy it with this lady in mind or is it just something you thought would be handy in case you got lucky?

 

[FGB]

Ok. How's this...

It's spelt "already".

That works...and I deserved it too!

 

[FGB]

i suppose it doesn't hurt to be prepared - were you a biy scout?

did you buy it with this lady in mind or is it just something you thought would be handy in case you got lucky?

I was in the Boy scouts.

By chance she just happened to be the one to road test it... She said."Hmm, six more attachments that's six weeks..."

I like the way she thinks!