On Second Date...

[Killswitch1]

Sounds like it. Hows the campgrounds at the drag races after dark tonite. I bet it's gonna get weird and crazy.

lol

You shootin any off?

 

[Bookishleigh]

*chuckle* Amazing.

Ishmael

I know - a bit slow on the uptake there. I did Google it though. And yes, I can see WHY Aquagal said lugged (or whatever). That's not something you fit in your purse.

 

[Aquagal]

Sounds like it. Hows the campgrounds at the drag races after dark tonite. I bet it's gonna get weird and crazy.

lol

You shootin any off?

There are no campgrounds. There is the fence with the drag strip on one side and gravel on the other, so the RV is parked up right to the fence. It's still light til the wee hours here so no fireworks. Plus, it's been too dry.

Was pretty tame last night and most of these racers are 40-60 yr olds so they've peaked on their partying days.

But again, it's Alaska, weird and crazy is normal.

 

[Aquagal]

I know - a bit slow on the uptake there. I did Google it though. And yes, I can see WHY Aquagal said lugged (or whatever). That's not something you fit in your purse.

That thing probably needs its own special suitcase.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

OK.

Three before the Sybian (which was really something to see!) and three after.

She does make noise and she is multi-orgasmic.

Time for supper!

A SYBIAN !?!?!!!??? WTF???

How about you straddle this, sweatheart, and I just hum real loud!!!

 

[Aquagal]

A SYBIAN !?!?!!!??? WTF???

How about you straddle this, sweatheart, and I just hum real loud!!!

Hahaha...ahahaaa

 

[Bookishleigh]

That thing probably needs its own special suitcase.

I'm thinking a rolling suitcase....

 

[Killswitch1]

There are no campgrounds. There is the fence with the drag strip on one side and gravel on the other, so the RV is parked up right to the fence. It's still light til the wee hours here so no fireworks. Plus, it's been too dry.

Was pretty tame last night and most of these racers are 40-60 yr olds so they've peaked on their partying days.

But again, it's Alaksa, weird and crazy is normal.

We would camp at the US Nationals and at night it was bonfires and motorized toilets you name it. Hillbilly central.

Did you see Leno and that crash with Hemi Under Glass? lol

Thats a 500,000 dollar car. Was.


Dry here too so very few home fireworks are going off.

 

[Aquagal]

We would camp at the US Nationals and at night it was bonfires and motorized toilets you name it. Hillbilly central.

Did you see Leno and that crash with Hemi Under Glass? lol

Thats a 500,000 dollar car. Was.


Dry here too so very few home fireworks are going off.

I did not hear about Leno or his crash, I'm sure he's heavily insured.

Fires only in fire rings. Only one lame wreck. A junior dragster went to turn at the end of the strip to come back and rolled over into the grass. As she was towed back she was bawling.

There is a brand new NASCAR approved oval track that debuted this season!

 

[Killswitch1]

I did not hear about Leno or his crash, I'm sure he's heavily insured.

Fires only in fire rings. Only one lame wreck. A junior dragster went to turn at the end of the strip to come back and rolled over into the grass. As she was towed back she was bawling.

There is a brand new NASCAR approved oval track that debuted this season!

awww. lol Poor girl.

Heres the crash. The car is 50 years old and a very famous car/wheelstander.

He wasn't driving I hope the car owner had insurance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qRF-brflyk

 

[FGB]

I'm thinking a rolling suitcase....

Bingo! We have a winner.

And the Sybian belongs to me. Since the divorce my toy box may have grown just a little bit.

She was the first one to try it out. I'd say it passed. When she came down enough she rolled off of it sideways jerking like she was having seizures and saying Oh God for about forty five seconds.

She was embarrassed about calling out God so much. (OK, I laughed a bit.)

We had both watched videos about people using one so I knew she was going to be OK.

I must say That sucker is really impressive seeing in in action live and I'm guessing riding it too!

 

[Killswitch1]

You got the sybian in the divorce?

lol

Plus if you have to go full sybian on the second date to get this gals attention I'd bet this will be a short term thing.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Bingo! We have a winner.

And the Sybian belongs to me. Since the divorce my toy box may have grown just a little bit.

She was the first one to try it out. I'd say it passed. When she came down enough she rolled off of it sideways jerking like she was having seizures and saying Oh God for about forty five seconds.

She was embarrassed about calling out God so much. (OK, I laughed a bit.)

We had both watched videos about people using one so I knew she was going to be OK.

I must say That sucker is really impressive seeing in in action live and I'm guessing riding it too!

Lol - well, she is a braver woman than I. It looks a bit much for me.

But glad you guys had a great time!

 

[FGB]

You got the sybian in the divorce?

LOL!

Now THAT would be a hell of a court fight!

No, I bought it off of EBay.

It's really is in almost new shape and with all the new attachments I have about $1,100.00USD in it.

Yeah, I could have bought a cheaper more wore out one but I had the money ear marked for it sometime...just had to find the right one.

 

[Aquagal]

awww. lol Poor girl.

Heres the crash. The car is 50 years old and a very famous car/wheelstander.

He wasn't driving I hope the car owner had insurance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qRF-brflyk

That crash didn't look too bad, did it ruin anything?

You got the sybian in the divorce?

LOL!

Now THAT would be a hell of a court fight!

No, I bought it off of EBay.

It's really in really almost new shape and with all the new attachments I have about $1,100.00USD in it.

Yeah, I could have bought a cheaper more wore out one but I had the money ear marked for it sometime...just had to find the right one.

I can't even fathom buying a well worn sex toy.

 

[Emerson40]

I can't even fathom buying a well worn sex toy.

Underwear, chewing gum, and sex toys. Just a few of the many things I wouldn't purchase second hand.

 

[yossi]

If I ever get married I'm skipping the expensive ceremony and spending the money on a sybian.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

This thread would have been legendary if he secretly videoed the widow fucking herself on the sybian.

Maybe you could do that for date #3.

Or better yet, bring a few black friends. She sounds like a good time.

 

[FGB]

This thread would have been legendary if he secretly videoed the widow fucking herself on the sybian.

Maybe you could do that for date #3.

Or better yet, bring a few black friends. She sounds like a good time.

Actually... I had a video camera along and she said she would like to see a video of her riding it but she was afraid I might put it on the internet or who I might show it to. Besides she didn't have the energy to go for a second ride....

Perhaps on a future date. Oh, she said she would like to be eating out another woman while I was fucking her doggie style which is her favorite position.

(How did I forget THAT little tidbit?!)

 

[Ishmael]

I know - a bit slow on the uptake there. I did Google it though. And yes, I can see WHY Aquagal said lugged (or whatever). That's not something you fit in your purse.

Portability is not one of it's "features."

Ishmael

 

[Miles Long]

I'm now imagining what it's like to overhear the sales staff at a Gently Used Sex Toy Emporium:

"I see you're admiring our collection of vintage fucksaws. Did you know you have to use them regularly to keep their motors working correctly?"

"Would you like to see our selection of previously owned anal beads? They've got a beautiful patina you won't find on beads still in the original wrapper."

"I can get you a good deal on this Sybian. It was ridden hard, but never put away wet."

"Our secondhand dildos have all been kept stored in cool dry places, except for all the times they've been in, well, the exact opposite kind of place."

 

[doctor_insanus]

Damn. She sounds like a keeper.

Have fun!

 

[FGB]

Damn. She sounds like a keeper.

Have fun!

I have been looking for someone to date and take on vacation and things.

She thinking she will never get married again because of some really,really bad luck with men. As for me, being single with a horny girlfriend that lives forty five minutes away would work very well.

Dating a widow works...

 

[miles]

OK.

Three before the Sybian (which was really something to see!) and three after.

She does make noise and she is multi-orgasmic.

Time for supper!

Are you talking about six orgasms?

 

[FGB]

Cleaning the machine...

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