OMG...someone take me away...

[calypso_21]

I've had it. There is something in there air all around.

I need a calgon moment and I would prefer it to be well over a thousand miles from where I am at the current moment. I want to be massaged and pampered and cuddled and fucked and fed and bathed. I want to watch a sunrise and a sunset and if I don't want to speak I don't have to.

Bite me. I'm going for my calgon moment! Enjoy!

 

[LadyG]

**Hands Caly a box of Calgon and a glass of wine"

 

[Siren]

 

[acitore_vuli]

I've had it. There is something in there air all around.

I need a calgon moment and I would prefer it to be well over a thousand miles from where I am at the current moment. I want to be massaged and pampered and cuddled and fucked and fed and bathed. I want to watch a sunrise and a sunset and if I don't want to speak I don't have to.

Bite me. I'm going for my calgon moment! Enjoy!

you can be really evil at times.

 

[Nora]

Um...As your ultra-lame sugarmomma, I cannot offer you all that. I will however offer to share my scone with you. And um. If I got a buck in my wallet I'll get you a Butterfingers from the machine in the break room?

 

[ma_guy]

Damn! I'm under 1,000 miles. Just my luck....

 

[islandman]

Formerly changes his name to "Calgon".

 

[calypso_21]

I'm SO looking forward to a half hour from now!! No noise only the sound of my bath water running and steam rising from my deep tub and sliding my body deep under that hot hot water...moans of pure pleasure escaping my lips, immediate tensing at the change in temperature....sliding my hands along my legs coaxing the water all over the rest of my body. Then easing back against the tub and closing my eyes as the candles flicker and the incense burns a delightful scent teasing my senses further.

Sigh...I'm SO there.

 

[calypso_21]

Um...As your ultra-lame sugarmomma, I cannot offer you all that. I will however offer to share my scone with you. And um. If I got a buck in my wallet I'll get you a Butterfingers from the machine in the break room?

You are the BOMB Sugarmomma...could you make it a Mounds? What can I say I like coconuts!

 

[Nora]

Does that mean you don't want the Butterfinger?


Edited: D'oh!! Okies, I think there's mounds in the machine! Your wish is my command!

Um...it might be a little melty when it gets there, though =(

 

[Guest]

 

[Lancecastor]

How's this for "away" ?

Calgon Take Me Away Billboard (in Bethlehem)

 

[acitore_vuli]

I'm SO looking forward to a half hour from now!! No noise only the sound of my bath water running and steam rising from my deep tub and sliding my body deep under that hot hot water...moans of pure pleasure escaping my lips, immediate tensing at the change in temperature....sliding my hands along my legs coaxing the water all over the rest of my body. Then easing back against the tub and closing my eyes as the candles flicker and the incense burns a delightful scent teasing my senses further.

Sigh...I'm SO there.

You're worse that Schmiddy, in your own incredibly alluring way.

 

[islandman]

fick this. i'm going to have my own calgon moment.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Come here baby.

Use my frequent flyer miles.

 

[scrymettet]

 

[scylis]

fick this. i'm going to have my own calgon moment.

is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

 

[scylis]

http://www.3suisses.fr/NWCWDEV/PRODUITS/2/8/8/4/288415AZ.JPG

nice futon.

 

[TWB]

Does that mean you don't want the Buttfingerer?

She might not, but I do.

 

[Nora]

She might not, but I do.

You'd best be talkin' 'bout candy, little boy!

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Re: OMG...someone take me away...

Formerly changes his name to "Calgon".

Hmm...I liked the image islandman conjures.

Damn! I'm under 1,000 miles. Just my luck....

Shucks!

you can be really evil at times.

Evil? Me? *looks completely innocent*

soak those gams baby

I'm so going to look like a red lobster before I get even fully submerged!

**Hands Caly a box of Calgon and a glass of wine"

I forgot the wine!! Woohoo thanks LadyGuinivere!

 

[islandman]

is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

No idea. I'm an old pratt.

 

[Manhunter]

I've had it. There is something in there air all around.

I need a calgon moment and I would prefer it to be well over a thousand miles from where I am at the current moment. I want to be massaged and pampered and cuddled and fucked and fed and bathed. I want to watch a sunrise and a sunset and if I don't want to speak I don't have to.

Bite me. I'm going for my calgon moment! Enjoy!

I don't know if I'm 1000 miles from you.
I can offer you the calgon, a tub as large as a hottub, pampering, food & drink, The pacific ocean with beautiful sunsets and the sun rises behind the mountains, you don't have to speak and I can call in the male massuse from town.


How would that be?

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Re: OMG...someone take me away...

I don't know if I'm 1000 miles from you.
I can offer you the calgon, a tub as large as a hottub, pampering, food & drink, The pacific ocean with beautiful sunsets and the sun rises behind the mountains, you don't have to speak and I can call in the male massuse from town.


How would that be?

Sounds completely lush! You are WAY more than 1,000 miles from me. I was looking just under 15 hours.



Thanks for the pic Scrymettet!

Come here baby.

Use my frequent flyer miles.

OOooh frequent flyer miles? To where?

fick this. i'm going to have my own calgon moment.

Awwww

You're worse that Schmiddy, in your own incredibly alluring way.

I'm sorry I think you lost me. Did I ever tell you I was blond before I was red? It seeps through sometimes.

Calgon Take Me Away Billboard (in Bethlehem)

A little too far. I have a specific place in mind...I should focus really hard and see if anyone can guess the exact location. I could come there very easily...oh go there.

Does that mean you don't want the Butterfinger?


Edited: D'oh!! Okies, I think there's mounds in the machine! Your wish is my command!

Um...it might be a little melty when it gets there, though =(

No but I could share it with you if that is what you got? Oooh can I lick your fingers Sugamomma???