OMG.....Liar snuck in a Birthday!!!

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Sorry friend, just saw on the poetry thread that you've aged.

Our bad.

I hope your day is/was beautiful as your poetry.:rose::kiss:
 
Happiness is the birthday youmight have wanted ignored = being posted by others LOL
Hope it was wonderful!:kiss::rose::kiss:
 
Because he sneaked his b-day in, Liar can never have a birthday again. Sorry. Those are the rules. :(
 
I hope your day is/was beautiful as your poetry.:rose::kiss:
Spent it working from dusk to midnight. Did the same today. And the same tomorrow.

Then, by all things holy, there will be party.
 
"Mummy? Are you my Mummy...?" (Doctor Who Geek-out)

Ooh. Happy Birthday, Liar darling. :rose:

I got you a creepy-creepy showerhead for a present:

http://uk.gizmodo.com/gas-mask-shower-head.jpg

They're coming to install it at The Most Inopportune Moment.
How will they know when this Inopportune Moment is, you ask?
Well, the short version is that I caucused with a pebble, a slug, and a couple of ants (who are, incidentally, members of Mensa) that hang out around your place. They did some [mostly] inconspicuous surveillance (except for that one time when the slug accidentally squinched your dishwashing liquid and Listerine too close together :rolleyes: ), and then the ants created flowcharts and graphs with which to track and plan the aforementioned Inopportune Moment.
(They learned how to do that from Shanglan, by the way.)
Hope you're ready. And that you have underwears on. :D
 
Because you snuck by.... No birthday soup for YOU! (Incidentally, birthday soup is made by stirring two extremely lovely women in a hot tub for you to join.) However, because you generally remain well behaved we will still wish you a joyous year ahead. :rose:
 
Happy sneaky birthday, Liar.

May you tell many fabulous lies in the year to come, and may the best ones be believed.
 
Happy Birthday, Liar.

When the party happens, let us know this time :p

(Bluebell: Loved the "Mummy" quote. ;) )
 
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