OMG! It's so big. HELP!!!!!

[TxBelle]

Yippiee! He's glorious and fit just right!
We were going to wait until we had privacy adn time to do things right, but we couldn't wait and ended up in my back seat. Damn. I haven't done that since high school. We thought that would put an end to this unbelievable tension we have between us but I think it just made it worse. He just kept rambling about having more time and doing things right the next time. I wasn't even thinking I was just shaking and sweating. Fuck I needed that!

 

[fille]

Well, ok, I arrived late and missed the entire discussion about the giant cock, but may I please add: DON'T SEND SEXY EMAIL AT WORK!!!! If you think your personal email is private, you are so kidding yourself.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Yippiee! He's glorious and fit just right!
We were going to wait until we had privacy adn time to do things right, but we couldn't wait and ended up in my back seat. Damn. I haven't done that since high school. We thought that would put an end to this unbelievable tension we have between us but I think it just made it worse. He just kept rambling about having more time and doing things right the next time. I wasn't even thinking I was just shaking and sweating. Fuck I needed that!

yeah! I knew you could it!

 

[Four_Inch_Heels]

Glad it worked out for you, TxBelle! Did you have to use lube, or were you wet enough naturally?

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

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Amen!


As for me I'm mostly freaking friged anyway so a cock really doesn't mean that much to me. But a tongue is another matter!

For the most part I'm just really scared of this one particular cock and hopeful that it may reveal some secret mystery that will change my life forever...ok I know that's not gonna happen but hey it's something to ponder. The reallity of the situation is that the way he carries himself, speaks, writes, and touches me is always just right and I want to find out if everything else will be just right too. Infact when I said earlier that the fantasy was usually better than the real thing....well I'm just hoping this time it's not true. I've been let down too many times.

For someone who never gets off during sex he got me off with just his hands. That's happened one other time (oddly enough in another vehicle...humm I detect a pattern).

And I'm really tired of boring straight sex. Eat me, fuck me, go to sleep. Some people like that but I get more satisfaction brushing my teeth and doing the dishes. Oh for someone to slap my ass, talk dirty to me, and tell me what they want and how they want me to do it....well damn! I've done the same boring thing for 22 years and with the same person for 14 of those years and not one suggestion I've made has been carried thru to completion more than once. I have a real suspicion this guy could, would , and will carry thru.

He's 24 and I'm almost 34. That's a big difference. He's elegant and a gentleman. I'm a klutz and crass. He's smooth and dark and 6'7" of muscled Adonis. I'm pale and pasty, with stretch marks up to my arm pits, no boobs, and surgery scars every where.
And we are both just fucking hot for each other. Oh well tis not for me to question.

dear, I have met you & you are selling yourself WAY short!

 

[TxBelle]

Well, ok, I arrived late and missed the entire discussion about the giant cock, but may I please add: DON'T SEND SEXY EMAIL AT WORK!!!! If you think your personal email is private, you are so kidding yourself.

You are so right and I am renewing my vow to keep it on the sly. The very first e-mail I get from him this morning asking me where I want his hands lips cock or tongue or telling me what he wants to do or have me do......I'll remind him once agin that A)He's killing me slowly B) I'm trying to work and I can't if the one decent typing hand I have keeps drifting between my thighs and C) That we could get in a lot of trouble.

 

[TxBelle]

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dear, I have met you & you are selling yourself WAY short!

Yeah thanks dear. You are a sweetie. I'm realistic about who I am though.

Hows it going anyway? Are you about ready to escapse the world of work and more work to go do something fun?

 

[TxBelle]

Glad it worked out for you, TxBelle! Did you have to use lube, or were you wet enough naturally?

He went into a pretty assertive mode yesterday and got me wet about 8:30 am. By 7:30 last night he had told me how to dress and what was up so to speak and by the time we arrived at our destination I was having a hard time driving with his hands just barely "there" and everywhere all at once. No lube needed. He was gentle until I told him not to be.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

I am on vacation as we speak!

YIPPEE!!!!!!

 

[TxBelle]

I am on vacation as we speak!

YIPPEE!!!!!!

Oh fun!!!!!! How long are you on vacation and what are you doing next weekend?

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

it's until next saturday.

so friday I am free ( & easy too)
Saturday I go carry more friggin mail
*sigh*

 

[rykdn]

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*snip*

I've done the same boring thing for 22 years and with the same person for 14 of those years

*snip*

He's 24 and I'm almost 34.
*snip*

you were 11?

 

[TxBelle]

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you were 11?

Yeap and I really need to apologize to my daddy one more time for all the heartache I caused him.

 

[SlickTony]

I wish I could have more documentation on this alleged monster cock. Despite all the people swearing that they exist and even despite seeing Blacksnake's, I can't totally get rid of my skepticism. I am too lazy to do my own research, I admit it.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I wish I could have more documentation on this alleged monster cock. Despite all the people swearing that they exist and even despite seeing Blacksnake's, I can't totally get rid of my skepticism. I am too lazy to do my own research, I admit it.

Would your research involve actually going out to the streets in 'search of'? Like Big Foot and Loch Ness monsters? hehehe - I'm just having a very funny mental picture - you on the street, with a ruler - lol

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

does that fall under the category of "Reality Television"???

 

[crazybbwgirl]

does that fall under the category of "Reality Television"???

hehehe - well at least its one that I would consider watching!

 

[TxBelle]

hehehe - well at least its one that I would consider watching!

So would I !

Ok I've got something to share that I believe you will find to be morbidly hilarious.

We're going at it and he says some thing to the effect of "Damn baby you've got a fat pussy". My mind is screaming.... WTF?! What the the hell is he .....OK wait a minute I've heard that term before. Oh yeah it means something good! DUH!!! The generation gap and slang were damn near the death of him for a split second. "Fat" pussy. Yeah ok so I'm slow.

 

[P. B. Walker]

So would I !

Ok I've got something to share that I believe you will find to be morbidly hilarious.

We're going at it and he says some thing to the effect of "Damn baby you've got a fat pussy". My mind is screaming.... WTF?! What the the hell is he .....OK wait a minute I've heard that term before. Oh yeah it means something good! DUH!!! The generation gap and slang were damn near the death of him for a split second. "Fat" pussy. Yeah ok so I'm slow.

I must be in the same generation, cus I would have thought that would be a bad thing too. LOL.

 

[SlickTony]

well at least its one that I would consider watching!

I'm surprised they haven't done a documentary of it for Real Sex on the History Channel.

If I were going to do research, I would want to do more than just measure it with a ruler--I would have to consider methods of data collecting that would probably be incompatible with the marriage I signed up for.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

ROTFLMAO


"fat" is not a word I use around women!

 

[Tendeuchen]

Actually...

It's actually spelled "phat" meaning "cool" or "hella good" or "awesome" and not "fat" as in "large" or "too big" or "overweight"

One of the fortunate advantages that I have being young (just turned 21 this past dec.) is that I know the hip slang.

But, of course, one of the disadvantages that I have is that I, oftentimes, have to listen to such mindless drivel.

 

[TxBelle]

ROTFLMAO


"fat" is not a word I use around women!

I have a feeling I'm never gonna live this one down. My husband thought it was a riot too. He just left a few minutes ago but before he did he grabed my ass and passionately advised me he thought I had a "Phat" pussy too.....then he ran!

 

[UEMcGill]

TxBelle, Since your husband gave you the ok, I assume you filled him in on you encounter, with this well endowed gentleman. And what was his reaction? And do you plan to meet this guy again?

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

smart man.

I would run too, preferably in a zig-zag pattern




i got one more appointment today & I'm free the rest of the week!!!!!!!!!!