OMG check out this thread *drools*

[Azwed]

This is in the pic board. Wow.

*lusts after NHG*


http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=50205&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

 

[KillerMuffin]

The woman is fucking a cucumber.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Salad fucking usually doesn't do it for me, sorry.

Ruby

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's a cucumber. What if she kept the reciept and took it back to the grocery store? Ewwww.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yet another reason to wash all of your fruits and vegatables with soap and water before eating them.

Ruby

 

[Guest]

Hi Ruby...I know I am just a worthless troll. But I just have to say that you are so fucking hot!!!!
I jerked my cock to your avatar.

 

[Azwed]

She has a lot of threads and pics over there. That one is just the one with the most pics, so that is why I picked it.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Voila!

The salad tosser has appeared! Is it not enough that she dominates the amateur pic board? *sigh*

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Who made the salad? NHG and Seven Seas!

She loves to fuck squash and zucchini
Straight out of a film by Fellini
This NekkidHickGirl
Gives salad a whirl
Beware if she asks for linguini

She posts pics of herself loving carrots
Its true - most fruits and veggies have merits
But most folks just eat them
While she inserts and excretes them
Should we penalize her and issue demerits?

They say these are our salad days
She takes it literally in so many ways
Whether a soda pop bottle
Or bedpost on which to throttle
She has shown us a variety of sexual displays

 

[Ask For More]

damn...

 

[flawed_ethics]

Barb Dwyer...

... that was an awesome poem.

As for the salad tossing NHG, well, I saw it earlier (yeah, I stroll by the APF section, so start throwing your *ahem* washed *ahem* veggies at me), and it certiantly raised an eyebrow - until she squashed the fuck outta that one banana.

Just had a thought - banana pie...

Point being, she likes her veggies a bit too much (for me anyway)

 

[Never]

If I remember correctly someone stated a week ago that they wanted to see me and the "salad-girl" do the nasty.

Interesting.

 

[GuyJD]

Otherthan the disappearing cucumber trick, she has some sexy lips.
but she looks awfully younger than what her profile says.

 

[Beebeeblue]

GREAT! Now Savage is gonna know what I wanna do with that cucumber........dammit all...

 

[Savage Kitten]

EEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!

GREAT! Now Savage is gonna know what I wanna do with that cucumber........dammit all...

So... U want ME to take the pics hmmm BeeBee?? hehe

 

[Beebeeblue]

*dammit* Foiled again.

 

[Bob Peale]

*shaking head*

I'm getting too old...she looks 12!

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Voila!

The salad tosser has appeared! Is it not enough that she dominates the amateur pic board? *sigh*

Yeah she does. and for free..

I wonder what she get out of it...

 

[Guest]

Fellow Perverts---You'll get no criticism from me directed at the
incredibly enchanting NekkidHickGrl from Pennsylvania. From the top of her lovely head to the big toe that she sticks in her fabuluous quim, I find her absolutely irresistible.She keeps me in a constant state of erection..She knows instinctively what turns me on. I'd love to lick and savour her sweet juices off the cucumber,banana,coke bottle and her lovely big toe..
To me,Nekki, is the indisputable Queen of Literotica...

Still drooling,

Hot Jon

 

[LittleP]

stuff

You know what else is beautiful? That F-22 avatar. Too bad the plane is so poorly armed.

 

[flawed_ethics]

Fellow Perverts---You'll get no criticism from me directed at the incredibly enchanting NekkidHickGrl from Pennsylvania.
...
To me,Nekki, is the indisputable Queen of Literotica...

Still drooling,

Hot Jon

Queen of Literotica? What does shoving cucumbers up one's twat have to do with erotic literature? I'll grant you she's the queen of posting pics to get produce-pervs to beat off in a satisfied fashion (i.e. reigning Queen of the Amatuer Pic), but she hasn't submitted one iota of a story yet.

Not to toot my horn. I'm one of many peons/serfs here in the Kingdom of Lit. Just that if I were asked to whom I pledge allegiance to on these boards, it'd have to be Queen Laurel and King Manu.

Where'd the hell I come up with this lil' rant?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yeah, whatever. I have no interest in females. Watching them shove unnatural objects inside themselves for no discernable purpose does nothing for me. I am not turned on. I imagine she could care less either.

However, to boldly make a claim that this person is the indisputable Queen of Literotica? You don't have the joss to back that up, boy. Don't make claims for her that she can neither back up nor possibly have any interest in backing up. Because there is no Queen, there is no monarchy. If there is, I will personally stage a coup and thoroughly enjoy ripping somone a new asshole. I bow to no Queen.

She didn't ask for this. Neither the criticism nor the notoriety. I will give her the benefit of the doubt that she's just a girl who likes to have fun as an exhibitionist. I'm fine with that and no doubt, so is she. There is no need to defend her. She is not being attacked. However, if you insist on shoving her into a position that is untenable at the best, it will be shoved back in your face.

 

[Lt. Col. Slade]

Hu-ah! Any broad knows how to use vegetables like that deserves a ride on my vege-matic, baby! Yeah! Get my car, Charlie...we're gonna tour the produce section and see if we can scare us up some poon-tang!

 

[PowerOfOne]

Veggies are good for you?

Oh lordy, and I was about to have a salad. I can mark off one more food item that I really do not want in my salads..~laughing~
I have to say that I prefer men which must make me carnivorous instead of a vegetarian. This will be the last time I click on a thread that starts with, "You must see this"...thanks for ruining my supper....~laughing~

 

[Azwed]

Re: stuff

You know what else is beautiful? That F-22 avatar. Too bad the plane is so poorly armed.

It dosen't have to be that well armed if you can't see it. A few AMRAMS and next gen sidewinders are fine.

It does have an internal gun right. I mean thats plenty well armed. It just can't carry a lot of weapons because it stores them all internally.