OMG A Pistol Packing Momma!

[JackLuis]

Chicago anchor loses it over report woman had gun hidden in vagina

According to Oklahoma City’s KFOR, police in Ada arrested Christie Dawn Harris at the Dairy Lou Drive Inn on drug charges, and soon discovered why she kept repeating that she needed to go to the bathroom.

The female officer searching Harris noticed “something strange.”

“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross told KFOR.

A police property report described the item as a “gun located in suspect vagina.”

The report said that the weapon was “loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell.”

“It was a five shot,” Ross explained. “It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”

“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” he added. “If it goes off it’s only going one place.”

Both the revolver and the baggies full of methamphetamine were removed from the woman’s body.

"But it was just a little one."

 

[sr71plt]

Momma don't need no other form of contraception.

 

[NekoParks]

Chicago anchor loses it over report woman had gun hidden in vagina



"But it was just a little one."

And this is why, Ms. Police Officer always does a deep cavity body search, boys and girls.

 

[sr71plt]

And this is why, Ms. Police Officer, always does a deep cavity body search, boys and girls.

You don't really have to do a deep cavity search when the butt of a pistol is hanging out of some orifice.

 

[NekoParks]

You don't really have to do a deep cavity search when the butt of a pistol is hanging out of some orifice.

True. A half-hearted shimmy would do it.

 

[JackLuis]

I can hear her momma now, "Christie Dawn, your butt's hangin' out again, girl! Ya gots to learn to suck it up."

 

[NekoParks]

I can hear her momma now, "Christie Dawn, your butt's hangin' out again, girl! Ya gots to learn to suck it up."

I think I saw that episode on TLC...

 

[NaokoSmith]

I like the 'suspect vagina'.

 

[NekoParks]

I like the 'suspect vagina'.

Just another episode of Dirty Jobs... eh? Could you see the policemen fighting each other to view the line up....

 

[NaokoSmith]

Just another episode of Dirty Jobs... eh? Could you see the policemen fighting each other to view the line up....

You couldn't make it up, could you? Although there was an episode of Dr. Who when the naked Captain Jack suddenly produced a very large laser gun .... excuse me a minute.

 

[NekoParks]

You couldn't make it up, could you? Although there was an episode of Dr. Who when the naked Captain Jack suddenly produced a very large laser gun .... excuse me a minute.

Ooo, a naked Captain Jack is always one of my favorite episodes. Thank goodness I have cable, so I can watch Torchwood on Starz.

 

[slyc_willie]

A few things that occurred to me upon reading this . . . .

1) She had a spent wad in her pussy.

2) She completely misunderstood the idea of taking a "pop shot."

3) How does she reload?

4) She could potentially put to shame all those bawdy sex performers who shoot ping-pong balls from their vaginas . . . if the pistol was reversed, of course.

5) And of course, I'm wondering what happened to the fifth bullet . . . .

 

[sr71plt]

A few things that occurred to me upon reading this . . . .

1) She had a spent wad in her pussy.

2) She completely misunderstood the idea of taking a "pop shot."

3) How does she reload?

4) She could potentially put to shame all those bawdy sex performers who shoot ping-pong balls from their vaginas . . . if the pistol was reversed, of course.

5) And of course, I'm wondering what happened to the fifth bullet . . . .

This begs to be written up here as a story titled "The Fifth Bullet."

 

[slyc_willie]

This begs to be written up here as a story titled "The Fifth Bullet."

As a sort of cheesy erotic take on the "magic bullet" theory?

I could see that. Might even write it. Who knows.

 

[Handley_Page]

It's tricky place for a quick-draw move.
Or is it an "instant suicide" jobby ?

 

[TxRad]

Some ladies just want more bang for their buck.

Sorry, my fingers just couldn't resist.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Some ladies just want more bang for their buck.

Sorry, my fingers just couldn't resist.

ROFLOL!

 

[Handley_Page]

The story puts me in mind of a very old poem; one quoted and misquoted from Student Bar to Serviceman;s club to Rugby club; the Ballad of Eskimo Nell.

Particularly this bit:

Then, Mexican Pete did leap to his feet
To avenge his pal's affront,
With a jarring jolt of his blue-nosed Colt,
He rammed it up Nellie's cunt.

He rammed it hard to the trigger guard,
Then fired two times three,
But to his surprise, Nell just closed her eyes
And smiled in ecstasy.

 

[NaokoSmith]

The story puts me in mind of a very old poem; one quoted and misquoted from Student Bar to Serviceman;s club to Rugby club

HP! One gets a very misguided idea of you in the Naked Party. I am going back there for a quiet recuperative cup of tea - and to roll all over the floor laughing my something off!

 

[Handley_Page]

HP! One gets a very misguided idea of you in the Naked Party. I am going back there for a quiet recuperative cup of tea - and to roll all over the floor laughing my something off!

If you are bereft your something, I'll sit quietly outside waiting for your Fella to come to your aid. I'd hate to foment a problem.

But, Madam, I refuse to believe you've never heard that classic ?

[BTW; it might be interesting to ask some students if they've heard of it ]

 

[NaokoSmith]

If you are bereft your something, I'll sit quietly outside waiting for your Fella to come to your aid. I'd hate to foment a problem.

But, Madam, I refuse to believe you've never heard that classic ?

[BTW; it might be interesting to ask some students if they've heard of it ]

It might be interesting to send that little number round to them but I have recent experience of being unemployed and I can tell you that that wasn't in the least bit interesting, LOL.

Is this the kind of thing you use in your classes? Cuz I'm signing up for your course!

 

[NaokoSmith]

Double post! Taking forever today.

 

[Handley_Page]

It might be interesting to send that little number round to them but I have recent experience of being unemployed and I can tell you that that wasn't in the least bit interesting, LOL.

Is this the kind of thing you use in your classes? Cuz I'm signing up for your course!

As my students are usually in their mid teens, that poem is not something I'd even think about, but it is an absolute classic. In 12 years in the mob, I only ever heard it recited once.
Apart from that, I doubt you'd enjoy basic Radio Communication.

 

[TE999]

The story puts me in mind of a very old poem; one quoted and misquoted from Student Bar to Serviceman;s club to Rugby club; the Ballad of Eskimo Nell.

Particularly this bit:

Then, Mexican Pete did leap to his feet
To avenge his pal's affront,
With a jarring jolt of his blue-nosed Colt,
He rammed it up Nellie's cunt.

He rammed it hard to the trigger guard,
Then fired two times three,
But to his surprise, Nell just closed her eyes
And smiled in ecstasy.

Heh! It's a long time since I've heard that one. It has more verses than a dog has fleas.

My favorite line from that ditty is "And all the soap this side of Hell, couldn't wash away that awful smell."

 

[NaokoSmith]

As my students are usually in their mid teens, that poem is not something I'd even think about, but it is an absolute classic. In 12 years in the mob, I only ever heard it recited once.
Apart from that, I doubt you'd enjoy basic Radio Communication.

Oh no, I'm sure I'd love it! A class full of cubs being taught by a Dragon, and full of masculine technical terminology. Where do I sign? Would you mind if I came along in my Fry's Turkish Delight outfit?