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[LunarKitten]

Oh, Good Gawd Matey, dunno wots so speshull abart a suvern accent?


But I wanna hear abaht it from the laydees reeelly mayte!!



LOL

oh, you mean another south??? corrr blimey, wot a mistake mayte!

At least you didn't pull an Eastenders accent *yes, I'm an Eastenders Addict lol*

 

[LunarKitten]

waddya talkin about yo new yawkers have the best accents.... (snapping my gum as i type)

Forget the accents, ya'll...I want the New York delis!!!

 

[LunarKitten]

Youse two need to keep the volume down.!

I can spot a New Yawker just by the way they dress........

Yeah, down here they're the ones running around in tshirts and shorts when it's too cold!!! *yes, I think 50s are cold lol*

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by lunarsubmissive
Yeah, down here they're the ones running around in tshirts and shorts when it's too cold!!! *yes, I think 50s are cold lol*

i will send u a nice corn beef from the stage deli anytime..and an egg creme too.....

 

[big salami]

At least you didn't pull an Eastenders accent *yes, I'm an Eastenders Addict lol*

caw blimey missis, wait'll I tell 'em abaht vatt dahn the ole Queen Vic, blimey mate, Phil and Dennis and that young Billy Mitchell will have a right larfff. and Kat will 'ave a screech too! (not that that would be enny different from enny uver day mate!)

Anyway gel, nex' time I'm in, I'll arsk Alfie to set yer one up and then I'll drink it for yerr cos you aint gonna be in f'r a while are yer?

cor blimey, cockles and mussells to yer gel and orl yer mates an all!



BTW LS, got your mails and they seemed to work v.well, thank you v. much indeed!!

 

[Missingmeds]

caw blimey missis, wait'll I tell 'em abaht vatt dahn the ole Queen Vic, blimey mate, Phil and Dennis and that young Billy Mitchell will have a right larfff. and Kat will 'ave a screech too! (not that that would be enny different from enny uver day mate!)

Anyway gel, nex' time I'm in, I'll arsk Alfie to set yer one up and then I'll drink it for yerr cos you aint gonna be in f'r a while are yer?

cor blimey, cockles and mussells to yer gel and orl yer mates an all!

Oh my...should I be afraid because I actually understand all that?

 

[big salami]

i will send u a nice corn beef from the stage deli anytime..and an egg creme too.....

Well DLL, as nice as that sounds, I'd readilly forgo the corned beef for a nice peice of ass like you are showing in your av!! (you by any chance?)

 

[big salami]

Oh my...should I be afraid because I actually understand all that?

LOL, Well MM, maybe just a bit afraid, sounds like you're in danger of becoming an "Eastenderaholic!"

Let me know if you need to attend E/E anonymous!! LOL

 

[Mary Hall]

[QUOTEcaw blimey missis, wait'll I tell 'em abaht vatt dahn the ole Queen Vic, blimey mate, Phil and Dennis and that young Billy Mitchell will have a right larfff. and Kat will 'ave a screech too! (not that that would be enny different from enny uver day mate!)

Anyway gel, nex' time I'm in, I'll arsk Alfie to set yer one up and then I'll drink it for yerr cos you aint gonna be in f'r a while are yer?

cor blimey, cockles and mussells to yer gel and orl yer mates an all!/QUOTE]




I actually understood that

 

[big salami]

[QUOTEcaw blimey missis, wait'll I tell 'em abaht vatt dahn the ole Queen Vic, blimey mate, Phil and Dennis and that young Billy Mitchell will have a right larfff. and Kat will 'ave a screech too! (not that that would be enny different from enny uver day mate!)

Anyway gel, nex' time I'm in, I'll arsk Alfie to set yer one up and then I'll drink it for yerr cos you aint gonna be in f'r a while are yer?

cor blimey, cockles and mussells to yer gel and orl yer mates an all!/QUOTE]




I actually understood that

Given that you understood that MH, what has it been about all the questions I have been trying to get you to answer that you have NOT understood??

I really hope that, being in the same theatre of movements we may have something that we could relate to in terms of some personal contact?

 

[LunarKitten]

i will send u a nice corn beef from the stage deli anytime..and an egg creme too.....

*tummy growls* Sounds like a deal to me

 

[LunarKitten]

caw blimey missis, wait'll I tell 'em abaht vatt dahn the ole Queen Vic, blimey mate, Phil and Dennis and that young Billy Mitchell will have a right larfff. and Kat will 'ave a screech too! (not that that would be enny different from enny uver day mate!)

Anyway gel, nex' time I'm in, I'll arsk Alfie to set yer one up and then I'll drink it for yerr cos you aint gonna be in f'r a while are yer?

cor blimey, cockles and mussells to yer gel and orl yer mates an all!



BTW LS, got your mails and they seemed to work v.well, thank you v. much indeed!!

*rolling around in the floor with a really bad case of the giggles* Gosh, I love that show

Yay!!!! You're very welcome, sugar

 

[big salami]

*rolling around in the floor with a really bad case of the giggles* Gosh, I love that show

Yay!!!! You're very welcome, sugar

WWAAHHHOOOOOOO!!! I'm so very pleased that I did something to amuse you LS, I really love to please people and if those people are the VERY attractive Lunar Sub, I am especially pleased!

BTW I would be even more delighted to introduce you to some people that speak even more "cor Blimey!" than East Enders, they have to tone it down a bit so that peeps like you will actually understand it!! LOL



What I'm accsherly sayin' is that if yer wanna come for a ball a chork dahn the frog an toad on yer plates of meat in some daisy roots we might end up in the rub a dub fer a pint o plonk an after we might get dahn the pie an mash shop fer pie, mash and liquer! that would go dahn well wiv a pinta it's yer shout!! LOL

After, yer might wanna take me up the apples and pears for a mallard duck and an oily rag?? LMFFAO.

 

[DLL]

LMAO thats so funny.....got to love the Brits.....

 

[big salami]

LMAO thats so funny.....got to love the Brits.....

Dearest DLL, as i have said before, if that is your Ass on your av, (or even if it's not!) I am well up for that suggestion, any suggestions as to how we could arrange for that happy state of affairs to come about?

or do you want me to talk dirty in cockney again before you'll agree?? LOL

 

[Maxell46]

I have a headache tring to read that goblygook!!!!

I much prefer the southern woman than the Salami mismanagement of words
LOL

 

[big salami]

I have a headache tring to read that goblygook!!!!

I much prefer the southern woman than the Salami mismanagement of words
LOL

WOAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I'm wwith you on that one Max but, I much prefer any woman than any words of any kind!!!!!!! ANYTIME, ANYPLACE,ANYWHERE!

That's what we Brits call the Martini effect!!!!!

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by big salami
WOAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I'm wwith you on that one Max but, I much prefer any woman than any words of any kind!!!!!!! ANYTIME, ANYPLACE,ANYWHERE!

That's what we Brits call the Martini effect!!!!!

hmmmm i thought it was simply called a hardon....

 

[big salami]

hmmmm i thought it was simply called a hardon....

Simply my dearest DLL, that's what it IS called but, I am NOT a simple person and I don't think anyone would ever call me such!! (unless they liked hospital food, taken intravenously! )


Quite happy to administer some protein injections from time to time though!! LOL

 

[big salami]

hmmmm i thought it was simply called a hardon....

Good morning Honey, hope you slept well?

I always wake up with a hard on so, come on over here and we'll see what comes up on our first morning together!! LOL

 

[LunarKitten]

WOAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I'm wwith you on that one Max but, I much prefer any woman than any words of any kind!!!!!!! ANYTIME, ANYPLACE,ANYWHERE!

That's what we Brits call the Martini effect!!!!!

Shaken, not stirred?

 

[Peteslaw2]

Well DLL, as nice as that sounds, I'd readilly forgo the corned beef for a nice peice of ass like you are showing in your av!! (you by any chance?)

It's not hers salami. Hers is a little nicer with a parrot tattoo on the side.

 

[big salami]

It's not hers salami. Hers is a little nicer with a parrot tattoo on the side.

Hiya Pete, Thanks for the information, she'll be a little easier to identify now when we do meet!!! LOL

I have also seen a picture of a horses ass but there is no danger or misidentification there!


You, from what I have heard are what we Brits call "one hell of a lucky Bast*rd!" what do you New Yahkers call it??

 

[big salami]

Shaken, not stirred?

Well LS honey, I'd certainly be hoping to stir you baby in which case, the Martini can be left in the bottle!!

YUMMY!!

 

[Maxell46]

Hiya Pete, Thanks for the information, she'll be a little easier to identify now when we do meet!!! LOL

You, from what I have heard are what we Brits call "one hell of a lucky Bast*rd!" what do you New Yahkers call it??

I call it folks having big yaps! ( not meant about you BS!)

edited ..........cause it came off a bit harsh