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[big salami]

I call it folks having big yaps! ( not meant about you BS!)

edited ..........cause it came off a bit harsh

Ah well Max, that's because you don't know the full circumstances old bean!! LOL

and i'm sure you didn't mean to be harsh or uncharitable in any way! After all, you have to l;ive cheek by jowl in the same leeetle biddy city!! (GUFFAW!)

 

[Maxell46]

Having been known for an odd sense of humor(.......I thought I was witty till my friends told me one day that most of my jokes were lame )....
As I re read the post I wrote even I cringed!!!!
I thought best to edit it.

SkyAce must be rubbing off on me now!!!

 

[big salami]

Having been known for an odd sense of humor(.......I thought I was witty till my friends told me one day that most of my jokes were lame )....
As I re read the post I wrote even I cringed!!!!
I thought best to edit it.

SkyAce must be rubbing off on me now!!!

I have always been known for an "Oddball" sense of humour too and half the time, people aren't sure whether to take me seriously or not!! I am, told that I am 'DRY' well, that's fine by me as long as I can make some of the gorgeous ladies I meet the opposite I will be a happy bunny!!

One piece of advice that I caught one of my best friends giving to people that didn't know me too well was the best I have heard yet and it was this:"until you know him well enough to be sure, it would be best for you to treat anything he says that you are not sure how it was meant as a joke, laugh act as if you KNOW it's a joke...... it invariably is and on the one in a million offchance that he was serious, by laughing, you will make him laugh too and that is his best side!"

 

[LunarKitten]

*pokes head in, looks around and drops off a copy of the complete collection of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD*

 

[Maxell46]

*pokes head in, looks around and drops off a copy of the complete collection of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD*

Wondering who's head that was poking in!

 

[big salami]

*pokes head in, looks around and drops off a copy of the complete collection of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD*

Can't catch you when you're running like that and with that head start sugar so, i'll just sit here and watch Monty Python and grab you when you come back!!!!

 

[big salami]

It's not hers salami. Hers is a little nicer with a parrot tattoo on the side.

You know what occurs to me Pete??

If hers is nicer and I DO believe you honestly I DO!!
why not take a nice pic and post it ?? I would dearly love to see the parrot!!!

what about using it as your new av DLL honey? Pretty Please???

 

[Maxell46]

Depending on where this is located..........does the thing talk?

"Polly wants to snackher "

 

[Maxell46]

OK..........it was a bit of a lame play on words.......
but I've mentioned the humor is odd at times haven't I?

Have a great weekend everyone.
I feel a bit lost with no NFL to look forward to this weekend!

 

[LunarKitten]

Wondering who's head that was poking in!

*looks innocent*

 

[LunarKitten]

Can't catch you when you're running like that and with that head start sugar so, i'll just sit here and watch Monty Python and grab you when you come back!!!!

*cuddles in your lap and watches the shows*

 

[LunarKitten]

You know what occurs to me Pete??

If hers is nicer and I DO believe you honestly I DO!!
why not take a nice pic and post it ?? I would dearly love to see the parrot!!!

what about using it as your new av DLL honey? Pretty Please???

I bet it is a cute tat *looks innocent again*

 

[LunarKitten]

OK..........it was a bit of a lame play on words.......
but I've mentioned the humor is odd at times haven't I?

Have a great weekend everyone.
I feel a bit lost with no NFL to look forward to this weekend!

*nods* The talk surrounding everything already has me bored. PLAY THE GAME ALREADY!! *giggles*

 

[big salami]

*cuddles in your lap and watches the shows*

Enjoys the cuddle Far more than the TV, soon loses interest in Messrs Cleese et al!!

*Yawns, Loudly* (and hopes for a response!)

 

[big salami]

I bet it is a cute tat *looks innocent again*

Yeah, I bet too LS honey!! have you got any tats baby???

 

[big salami]

*nods* The talk surrounding everything already has me bored. PLAY THE GAME ALREADY!! *giggles*

so,how was the game already?? lol

 

[LunarKitten]

Enjoys the cuddle Far more than the TV, soon loses interest in Messrs Cleese et al!!

*Yawns, Loudly* (and hopes for a response!)

Awwww...all tired out, sugar? Why don't you run on to bed

 

[LunarKitten]

Yeah, I bet too LS honey!! have you got any tats baby???

Me? No, no....needles are a hard limit for me lol

 

[LunarKitten]

so,how was the game already?? lol

*sigh* I went stomping in demanding the game and they just looked at me and laughed Ya know, just cause I'm only five foot doesn't mean I can't get mad *stomps feet in a fit*

 

[big salami]

Awwww...all tired out, sugar? Why don't you run on to bed

*Yawns again* Yeah, I am pretty tired, gonna come and turn down the bed for me?

 

[LunarKitten]

*Yawns again* Yeah, I am pretty tired, gonna come and turn down the bed for me?

Need me to tuck in you in, read you a story, attach the handcuffs to the headboard?

 

[big salami]

*sigh* I went stomping in demanding the game and they just looked at me and laughed Ya know, just cause I'm only five foot doesn't mean I can't get mad *stomps feet in a fit*

awwww ckme on baby, come with the Salami and he'll stroke you 'til you feel calmer!! (or not!! lol)

 

[LunarKitten]

awwww ckme on baby, come with the Salami and he'll stroke you 'til you feel calmer!! (or not!! lol)

*sniffles* well, ok then....

 

[big salami]

Need me to tuck in you in, read you a story, attach the handcuffs to the headboard?

LKOL< already have a hand securing bar in place at top of the bed for you babe and some leg spreaders nearby for you!!!
other "toys" readilly to hand!!!


come on honey, cum and join me!!!

 

[LunarKitten]

LKOL< already have a hand securing bar in place at top of the bed for you babe and some leg spreaders nearby for you!!!
other "toys" readilly to hand!!!


come on honey, cum and join me!!!

*perk* leg spreaders? toys?

wonders if she can get more vacation before or after May....