Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[sarahbear85]

For being outstanding in his field

 

[MrPimms]

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

 

[sarahbear85]

No clue, why?

 

[MrPimms]

Hi car got toad away

 

[Lichen2CU]

Whoa! An explosion of good dad jokes!! Still wondering why the scarecrow got an award...

 

[sarahbear85]

Whoa! An explosion of good dad jokes!! Still wondering why the scarecrow got an award...

Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Of course...

 

[Lichen2CU]

How do you make great raisins?

(Only use "amazing grapes"...)

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do you call a vampire who has just gotten up for the evening?

(de-coffinated...)

 

[CosmicGoddess]

What do you call a vampire who has just gotten up for the evening?

(de-coffinated...)

Love this one!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Love this one!

Why, thank you Goddess.... It pleases me to please you...

 

[mr1derful]

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hmmmm.... I don't know....

 

[Lichen2CU]

Has anyone seen the movie "Constipated"?

(Not surprising - it never came out...)

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I leave for a little while and come back to laugh so hard!!

Okay, here’s one


Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Are you French?

Because Eiffel for you!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

And last one for tonight

Do you like raisins?

How do you feel about a date?!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Okay, I fibbed! My friend’s dad just told me this one - very appropriate since I’m n vacation too!

I told my suitcase we aren’t going on vacation this year.

Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage

His son unfortunately didn’t get the humor gene

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Okay, I fibbed! My friend’s dad just told me this one - very appropriate since I’m n vacation too!

I told my suitcase we aren’t going on vacation this year.

Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage

His son unfortunately didn’t get the humor gene

I mean, it's a very cringeworthy dad joke, for sure!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Another vacation themed one

Why did the beach breakup with the tide?

Because it was tired of the back and forth groan!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

I don’t know, what?

 

[OldSoldier96]

Why was the math book sad?
It was full of problems.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Good one!

 

[quasimodm]

Trauma bonding over cringey dad jokes (as my son would describe them). Love it.