Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[sarahbear85]

For being outstanding in his field

 

[MrPimms]

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

 

[sarahbear85]

No clue, why?

 

[MrPimms]

Hi car got toad away

 

[Lichen2CU]

Whoa! An explosion of good dad jokes!! Still wondering why the scarecrow got an award...

 

[sarahbear85]

Whoa! An explosion of good dad jokes!! Still wondering why the scarecrow got an award...

Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Of course...

 

[Lichen2CU]

How do you make great raisins?

(Only use "amazing grapes"...)

 

[Lichen2CU]

What do you call a vampire who has just gotten up for the evening?

(de-coffinated...)

 

[CosmicGoddess]

What do you call a vampire who has just gotten up for the evening?

(de-coffinated...)

Love this one!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Love this one!

Why, thank you Goddess.... It pleases me to please you...

 

[mr1derful]

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hmmmm.... I don't know....