Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Deadbed1968]

Wow... OK all - I'm heading out. Don't tell any dad jokes that I wouldn't...

Take care!!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time

 

[Deadbed1968]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?


A fsh.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hmmm, how do you pronounce that?!!

 

[Deadbed1968]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?


BOB.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

That’s a good one!

 

[Deadbed1968]

OK, One more:

A dad got injured playing peek-a-boo…


He’s in the ICU!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

It was good to see you Deadbed. Time for me to get off of here. Hope to hear more of your jokes soon! Have a great night.

 

[Deadbed1968]

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

That’s a good one. I’m stealing it

 

[Deadbed1968]

It was good to see you Deadbed. Time for me to get off of here. Hope to hear more of your jokes soon! Have a great night.

Take care!!

 

[Bloodandglitter]

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Love this one!!!

 

[MrPimms]

This thread always makes me laugh!

The bonus take here is all the subtalk of bands!

 

[Lichen2CU]

This thread always makes me laugh!

The bonus take here is all the subtalk of bands!

Glad you're enjoying the "vibe" here...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

This thread always makes me laugh!

The bonus take here is all the subtalk of bands!

We would love to hear some of your dad jokes!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

 

[Lichen2CU]

... Hey there NC - good to see you...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Haha! Hi Lichen. I’m not on for long tonight. How are you? And thoughts about starting a band thread? Band jokes could be funny.

 

[Lichen2CU]

I'm not sure I have any band jokes.... But - I love "lyrical perversion". E.g., CCR's famous song "There's a bathroom on the right"...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Or Bob Dylan's "The answer my friend is blowing out your end"...

 

[Lichen2CU]

Some just need a change of spelling "Oh cum oh cum, Emanuelle"... Yes. I am still scarred by my religious upbringing.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

See you could start a new thread based on songs!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yes - would definitely call it "Lyrical Perversion"....

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I’ll definitely follow that!

 

[Lichen2CU]

But, actually, as an experienced "dad", I regard lyrical perversion as a "sub-genre" of dad jokes...