Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

You should change your handle to "NCneedsjokes_18"...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I probably should!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Here’s a cute one

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea

 

[Lichen2CU]

When is the best time to resurface an asphalt highway?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hmmm

 

[Lichen2CU]

Here’s a cute one

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I made myself laugh with that one

 

[Lichen2CU]

On a tarry, tarry night...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

 

[Deadbed1968]

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

The police responded to a kidnapping recently…They woke him up.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hi Deadbed!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Yes - though in my case it would be: i-witless

 

[Lichen2CU]

Hi Deadbed...

 

[Deadbed1968]

Hi Deadbed!

Hello all!!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

The floor is yours!!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Lemme see if I can find the rock I left my dad jokes under…

 

[Deadbed1968]

What is the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?


Oops.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

What else did you find under that rock?!

 

[Deadbed1968]

What did Helen Keller say when someone handed her a cheese grater?


“That was the most terrifying book I ever read!”

 

[NCneedslove_18]

That’s hilarious- is it wrong I laughed out loud?

 

[Deadbed1968]

What did the father buffalo say when his child left for school?


Bison.

 

[Deadbed1968]

That’s hilarious- is it wrong I laughed out loud?

Of course not!

 

[Lichen2CU]

What did Helen Keller say when someone handed her a cheese grater?


“That was the most terrifying book I ever read!”

Wow... OK all - I'm heading out. Don't tell any dad jokes that I wouldn't...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Have a good night and hope to see you soon!

 

[Deadbed1968]

I only ever seem to get sick during the week….


I must have a weekend immune system!