Oklahoma

[wtf????]

the man really did leave now. he moved. he was a ball-less wonder about it. he stood me up and expected me to understand. he tried to hold the l-word over my head. meaningless sex would be good about now but men suck.

Not all of us are like him. Can't give up on us now.

 

[wtf????]

Huh?
If you're saying that the hair on my head don't match with that hair down there.. a razor can take care of that... and not for the hair on my head.

I like it when the carpet and drapes don't match.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Go with a friend instead of a date... that way you can meet a date! *grinz* I love my bar! It's soooo cool, though if we keep going there over and over we just start to get pissed at ALL the men that like to go there...


BTW: My friend Deb broke her drought over this last weekend! Many many times. I didn't get any cause my guy was either babysitting or too drunk to get it up... I just went to visit his ass and he'd just taken a sleeping pill... so that was no fun. He'll be here for one more week... then he might actually come back because they offered him more money to stick around.

Just so you know, this club doesn't allow unescorted men in by themselves, so I would have to have a "date" just to get in the door. Once I'm in, I would be free to meet a date when I get the chance. Even if I don't meet anybody new, it can still be a great time with the few people I met last time.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

I like it when the carpet and drapes don't match.

Okay, well yeah mine don't match....

Hummm there's a dude on myspace with the same display name as you... wondering if you're the same person?

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Just so you know, this club doesn't allow unescorted men in by themselves, so I would have to have a "date" just to get in the door. Once I'm in, I would be free to meet a date when I get the chance. Even if I don't meet anybody new, it can still be a great time with the few people I met last time.

Oh okay... interesting! That's cool, I think!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Oh the subject of my own drought....

Welp, I'm not sure what has happened to my DJ friend at this point. He was supposed to be leaving today, but he never called me nor returned my phone call. Though he's the type that will leave when he's made up his mind to do so...
He talked to me yesturday and was asking if I would be able to take him to the bus station. I asked why his best friend would not be able to take him...

He was not telling his best friend that he's leaving.

I could not take him to the bus station because I have my kids this weekend.

Though yesturday he did also tell me that he had a run in with a menacing television... during a enthusiastic imitation of Ray Charles Mr. DJ hit a telelvision located on a platform in the corner of the bar. The television fell off and hit him squarely on the noggin. He did get a gash as a reward for his efforts, but refused to visit the hospital, instead he just told the waitress to get him a strong shot and a towel!

When we talked he still refused to go to the hospital because of an irrational fear of doctors. But, he was cussing emphatically about his head hurting!

So either he did manage by himself to get on the bus and leave Tulsa in favor of Chicago... or he passed out and is currently residing in one of fine hospitals! I do not know which!!!

Oh a happy note I began chatting with a man via messenger. This man I have had phone sex with, which happened to be more satisfying then the last two times I got laid! Anyways this guy has not called today, so I don't know where that's going... who knows perhaps he check out my stories and made the assumption that I'm more than he can handle, even though he said he never read anything into the things he reads... ha!

I don't know, I'm going crazy just because it's Sunday!! So what's up with the rest of you guys?

 

[Big Ben IV]

Nothing much here, so just the usual...lol

 

[mikeofokc]

Quote by Missy "This man I have had phone sex with, which happened to be more satisfying then the last two times I got laid!"

Great now the women folk are figuring out that we can be replaced by a vibrating ring tone or some heavy panting old geezer that dialed the wrong number or an out of breath bull dike lesbian impersonating that same old geezer. Someone had better step up and put a stop to this dangerous precedent right now before we loose more of our women folk to advancements in technology or to abduction by those alien creatures. You know the ones that draw the crop circles and steal just that one sock out of the dryer. If you dont step up ow men then we may very well loose our thrown as king of the jungle or as head of the house.

Ok maybe being head of the house is not such a great thing after all but thats only because we were fooled into letting them be the neck of the house. If we hadnt been so horny than maybe we would have remembered that the neck controls the head.

Need I remind you gentlemen that we have already allowed the loss of way too many a fine woman to the propaganda and brain washing tactics of the lesbian pride movement. And which one of you men thought it was a great profit making idea to invent the dildoe? We now can be replaced by plastic toys, plastic blow up boys/ Some are even battery operated and if that were not bad enough but now they toys with remote control. Even if you dont like your old lady, once she finds out about she can use the remote for her toy then you can forget about watching ESPN Sport Center. It wont be long till they will have life like toys that women can plug into USB port of a computer and if it can be programmed to put down the toilet seat then us air breathing units wont be able to even buy a trophy wife much less let her be our secret little bed room slut.

The line in the sand is drawn men. Unite and stop this phone sex, cyber sex and no sex for us behavior now. Some of you will have to show this poor sex starved babe that we are better than a busy tone and can last longer than the ever ready bunny. Some of you will have to help catch the aliens with me. Its easy, just look for anyone wearing two different socks. And the rest of you will have to come over to my place and help me hook up Latex Linda to my computer.

Thats Allll Folks....

 

[wtf????]

Okay, well yeah mine don't match....

Hummm there's a dude on myspace with the same display name as you... wondering if you're the same person?

Nope sorry, never been to my space. To many freaks on there. It won't be long before the Gov. shuts it down.

 

[okeskimopie]

Whats up everybody?

hi. i am new. i am from oklahoma. Seeing if there are any women from oklahoma that would like to chat with a 21/m. If there is any interest, just hit me up on the forum or aim.

 

[tnt69couple]

Tulsa couple here that would like to meet up with couples, bi females or straight guys. Drop us a note!

 

[bethanyman]

hi str8 male here couldnt im you look me up

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Quote by Missy "This man I have had phone sex with, which happened to be more satisfying then the last two times I got laid!"

Great now the women folk are figuring out that we can be replaced by a vibrating ring tone or some heavy panting old geezer that dialed the wrong number or an out of breath bull dike lesbian impersonating that same old geezer. Someone had better step up and put a stop to this dangerous precedent right now before we loose more of our women folk to advancements in technology or to abduction by those alien creatures. You know the ones that draw the crop circles and steal just that one sock out of the dryer. If you dont step up ow men then we may very well loose our thrown as king of the jungle or as head of the house.

Ok maybe being head of the house is not such a great thing after all but thats only because we were fooled into letting them be the neck of the house. If we hadnt been so horny than maybe we would have remembered that the neck controls the head.

Need I remind you gentlemen that we have already allowed the loss of way too many a fine woman to the propaganda and brain washing tactics of the lesbian pride movement. And which one of you men thought it was a great profit making idea to invent the dildoe? We now can be replaced by plastic toys, plastic blow up boys/ Some are even battery operated and if that were not bad enough but now they toys with remote control. Even if you dont like your old lady, once she finds out about she can use the remote for her toy then you can forget about watching ESPN Sport Center. It wont be long till they will have life like toys that women can plug into USB port of a computer and if it can be programmed to put down the toilet seat then us air breathing units wont be able to even buy a trophy wife much less let her be our secret little bed room slut.

The line in the sand is drawn men. Unite and stop this phone sex, cyber sex and no sex for us behavior now. Some of you will have to show this poor sex starved babe that we are better than a busy tone and can last longer than the ever ready bunny. Some of you will have to help catch the aliens with me. Its easy, just look for anyone wearing two different socks. And the rest of you will have to come over to my place and help me hook up Latex Linda to my computer.

Thats Allll Folks....

Ha ha... you're funny!

I wrote a blog once about a phone sex session I had that the guy did sound mysteriously like a sleepy woman...

The dildo? You didn't even breach the subject of the strap on... don't you know that's what them lesbians use to do the brainwashing! (BTW: I love lesbians though, I'd been one if I didn't like that damn cock so much)

Hummm... I do happen to have a large assortment of toys and such. Ohh there is a online/computer operated vibrator called the insinuator. You can have cybersex with someone and they can get on a website and operate your vibrator for you... sounds interesting but costs $300!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Nope sorry, never been to my space. To many freaks on there. It won't be long before the Gov. shuts it down.

I'm one of those freaks... well not the freaky freaks... but I'm on there. I really don't see the government shutting it down... they haven't shut down this place yet, have they? Because I don't think that all the people in the amature pic section are following the rules on what they are supposed to show and not supposed to show... And you have to admit there are some freaks on here! Maybe they haven't been in the news yet, but perhaps they hide their literotica membership better than some hide their myspace membership.

I would be all for Myspace making an eighteen and older section and then all the kids get the PG version. This is the thing that happens when a website mixes the young with the old. And it's not just myspace it's any website that has all ages. Myspace is just in the news because it's popular and everyone is on there.

You get these ignorant teenagers with parents who do not think the internet is harmful (or they have a friend with the ignorant parents). The teens think they are getting online and acting sexy into the camera for that cute boy in science class when in actuality it's the fifty-six year old janitor that's looking or their neighbor down the street or right next door.

Yes, I've seen the news and I've heard what recently happened to that nine year old girl, but the fact remains he would have done what he did with or without myspace... because he was crazy... he also blogged on a bunch of other sites, but they aren't mentioned as much as myspace because they aren't as popular.

I really like the site and I've made some very cool connections on there and I'm careful of whom I add as a 'friend'. I've even recently reconnected with old school friends, so much better than classmates.com ever gave me!

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Nothing much here, so just the usual...lol

How's it hanging?


BTW: My DJ friend came back to T-town. He's going to work in the bar. I think there's talk of them building him a club....

I gave him a ration of shit when he came back. I don't know where it's going, if anywhere....

I did something dumb to the internet dude and I haven't talked to him since... I didn't meet him or anything, just suggested some stupid after letting my girlfriend brainwash me for a second....

On a happy note I just as of tonight finished a story, the first I've done in a year.... it's rather short and to the point! Just need to get it edited... I'm so bad at editing myself! It's loosely based on Mr. DJ....

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Oh okay... interesting! That's cool, I think!

Yeah, the whole purpose of this club is to make the women feel safe. Unescorted women are allowed in the club, but not unescorted guys. It's supposed to help keep the club trash to a minimum. It's good times.

 

[Mr. Crimson]

On a happy note I just as of tonight finished a story, the first I've done in a year.... it's rather short and to the point! Just need to get it edited... I'm so bad at editing myself! It's loosely based on Mr. DJ....

Congratulations

 

[Big Ben IV]

How's it hanging?

A little to the left

 

[wtf????]

I'm one of those freaks... well not the freaky freaks... but I'm on there. I really don't see the government shutting it down... they haven't shut down this place yet, have they? Because I don't think that all the people in the amature pic section are following the rules on what they are supposed to show and not supposed to show... And you have to admit there are some freaks on here! Maybe they haven't been in the news yet, but perhaps they hide their literotica membership better than some hide their myspace membership.

I would be all for Myspace making an eighteen and older section and then all the kids get the PG version. This is the thing that happens when a website mixes the young with the old. And it's not just myspace it's any website that has all ages. Myspace is just in the news because it's popular and everyone is on there.

You get these ignorant teenagers with parents who do not think the internet is harmful (or they have a friend with the ignorant parents). The teens think they are getting online and acting sexy into the camera for that cute boy in science class when in actuality it's the fifty-six year old janitor that's looking or their neighbor down the street or right next door.

Yes, I've seen the news and I've heard what recently happened to that nine year old girl, but the fact remains he would have done what he did with or without myspace... because he was crazy... he also blogged on a bunch of other sites, but they aren't mentioned as much as myspace because they aren't as popular.

I really like the site and I've made some very cool connections on there and I'm careful of whom I add as a 'friend'. I've even recently reconnected with old school friends, so much better than classmates.com ever gave me!

Relax, I was just saying it wasn't me on there. I'm glad you like myspace, and I like your idea of an 18 and older section too. I just think Myspace gets too much attention, and the attention it gets, is always in a bad way. I agree, there are freaks on here, but you have to be 18 to get on.
I agree with you, it's not all bad. I'm sorry I made it out to be that way.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Relax, I was just saying it wasn't me on there. I'm glad you like myspace, and I like your idea of an 18 and older section too. I just think Myspace gets too much attention, and the attention it gets, is always in a bad way. I agree, there are freaks on here, but you have to be 18 to get on.
I agree with you, it's not all bad. I'm sorry I made it out to be that way.

Yeah, I really think they should seperate. there's no real reason that the adult should be on there with the teens...

I had to place a dude on ignore that began talking to me. He was twenty-four and tad warped as seen by his profile. He hero worshiped Ella and Dakota Fanning. If you don't know these are twolittle girls, actresses, under the age of ten.

He had them mentioned no only under the space of who he'd like to meet, but also in the movie space and also in the hero space. I began to check out his so called friends. There was a disturbing number of under eighteen. And a bunch of single mommies like myself.

I wrote the dude and told me that I believed he had a problem and should run and seek help imediately. Then I placed him on block. I didn't think I could report him so much, because I can't prove that he was doing something wrong... it just didn't appear to be right.

so there is no reason that the adults and the kids should be on the same space together... it makes no sense other than to cause problems. Then some of the bloggers (most if not all are over 18) could really go to town with what they post and not get censored so much.... I've even told a few of those bloggers about this site, perhaps this place is too depraved for them... I do not know.

It's good readin' though. I'm ramblin' cause I'm tired.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

A little to the left

Humm sounds like fun.

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Congratulations

*does happy dance* kinda like this

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Yeah, the whole purpose of this club is to make the women feel safe. Unescorted women are allowed in the club, but not unescorted guys. It's supposed to help keep the club trash to a minimum. It's good times.

I understand now... sounds very cool... tres chic! Too bad it's not in T-town, I'd be your escort...

 

[Dana Gallagher]

Ah life! Well, I won't be going anywhere for awhile. In a week I'm getting a slight surgery on my toe... not a big deal at all, it's for an ingrown toenail (ah now all sex appeal just went out the window). But, I'm going to be a lame duck for awhile... chillin' in my blue fuzzy slippers. Taking pain meds.

My DJ is back in town... though since it was a total surprise I wasn't able to give him any kind of welcome back in the form of a royal fucking.... and won't be able to yet again, because my ex is a dork!

Then I get my toe done on the 28th my official childless weekend.

Oh I got an old high school friend all of a sudden trying to talk me into being his friend with benefits. It's an odd situation, you go from a dude that you were in high school with, when you only talked about sex in notes to your girlfriends or talked about giggling with the same set of girlfriends in some corner, to being an adult and talking about friends with benefits.

I don't know about him though, he talks about relationships like being in prison. Calls it being on the lock down, that's being attached to someone, the dudes never been married.... at least I don't think so! It's very odd!

Mucho tired... bed! nite

 

[Big Ben IV]

Humm sounds like fun.

But not as much fun as when its not hanging