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missygail said:Ah ha sounds like a plan!
And im rather close so it would be no trouble at all. Us okies gotta help eachother out.
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And im rather close so it would be no trouble at all. Us okies gotta help eachother out.
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Oh wow!Big Ben IV said:And im rather close so it would be no trouble at all. Us okies gotta help eachother out.
Perhaps one day I'll invite you out to go bar hoping with me and my friend.
That is if you don't mind having a couple buzzing horny ladies on your hands.
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hey y'all
can i break in here i never did this before
can i break in here i never did this before
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Never did what before? Posted a message? Had sex?unbrokenback said:
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Speaking of all the things that can go wrong...
Welp, there you go. My middle daughter has pink eye! I have to get her some drops from the pharmacy.
There's no telling at this point as to whether or not her father will take her for the weekend.... *sigh*
Welp, there you go. My middle daughter has pink eye! I have to get her some drops from the pharmacy.
There's no telling at this point as to whether or not her father will take her for the weekend.... *sigh*
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missygail said:Oh wow!
Perhaps one day I'll invite you out to go bar hoping with me and my friend.
That is if you don't mind having a couple buzzing horny ladies on your hands.
That would be great. Gee two horny laides... it would be tough but i think i could deal with it...lol
unbrokenback said:
Now there is a perfect example of a really bad choice of words or selection of member name or a very sudden change or mind.
Someone else will have to help him get his big break. Im busy trying to restore the cowboy image back to the way it was where men stayed on longer than 8 seconds and kissed their horses.
It hasnt been easy. First I had to convince a real live breathing member of the opposite sex to join me in my bedroom. You never can tell now a days with all this sex change stuff, so I hired a doctor to check out my three leading canidates. Sure enough one of them was a transcontinentalvestite truck driver with some really great crossdressing outfits that would fool even boy George.
The next one was named PumpUp Patty and was someones idea of a joke because even though I like the quiet type, her air valve must have been leaking and she flew off in a hissy pissy fit.
Finally the last one was a real female but damn she was wild in bed. It wouldnt have been so hard to stay on past the 8 second buzzer if that stupid clown sitting on the barrel in the corner of my bedroom hadn't been making silly faces and cracking stupid jokes at me the whole time. I mean you try and concentrate when under pressure like that.
Maybe tonight I will see if PumpUp Patty or Latex Linda is busy and try to get my confidence back. I will keep my Red Ryder bycicle tire repair kit handy just in case.
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Many alcoholic beverages consumed... no sex to be had... have to get up early to for hair appointment. tired.
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wtf???? said:
Not me
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missygail said:I know ya'll will probably be thinking I'm being stupid... it's just the hassle of it (hence the reason I haven't had a good masturbation session in ages).
Imagine you have just gotten done fucking someone and she's soaked through everything. You are exhausted, bone tired (pun intended). But before you can collapse in a fun state of unconscienceness, you first have to wash your sheets, possibly comforter, and let the mattress dry out.
My ex enjoyed the ejaculation factor, but toward the end of our marriage we were only getting it on in the living room floor so that we wouldn't have to change everything on the bed (and make me sleep on the wet spot).
Thanks for pointing me to this thread Missy! Hi fellow horny Okies! Good to know there are more of us. As far as the mess factor Missy, I have been with squirters before and prefer it! It is very exciting and I don't mind the wet spot at all. It is a great reminder of the fun I just had. (sorry if the post is a little behind, I just got here)
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Sex!
MY DROUGHT HAS ENDED!
IT'S RAINING IN OKLAHOMA AND I RAINED ON SOMEONE!
now let the stress and confusion begin
MY DROUGHT HAS ENDED!
IT'S RAINING IN OKLAHOMA AND I RAINED ON SOMEONE!
now let the stress and confusion begin
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Yeah its been raining since friday night, concidence or not, you decide...lol
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Big Ben IV said:
Unless there's a new raindance that involves sex.... I dunno!
I got it one Saturday night into early Sunday (around 3am or so)... so doesn't quite fit.
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missygail said:
Ahh I see, and what a lucky sob...lol
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Big Ben IV said:
And his statements about his endowment wasn't a lie. Oh and yes you were right, he did still give me a tiny bit of oral as well...
I'VE BEEN STRETCHED OUT!
I am walking funny today and my thighs are killing me... I guess that's what you get when you go for a full year, without!
Unfortunately or fortunately (I haven't decided which) he is probably going to leave Tulsa and move back Chicago... kinda sucks, but at the same time he is a bit high strung and even sex was not enough to calm him...
Ignore me I'm rambling!
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thats too bad, but its a good thing you have a backup...lol
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Big Ben IV said:thats too bad, but its a good thing you have a backup...lol
*big grinz*
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lol, * hopes your serious*
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congrats on getting the big one,,
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Big Ben IV said:lol, * hopes your serious*
As my sig line says: Never to be taken seriously, but seriously taken is always an option!
So you just never know... could happen
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Thanks... it was enjoyable!bethanyman said:
Oh guess what ya'll I got my hair (that would be the hair on my head) done. My cousin gave me a cut and a dye job... I like my hair now! Perhaps I'll take a picture of my hair (and only my hair
) and post up a picture. 
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missygail said:As my sig line says: Never to be taken seriously, but seriously taken is always an option!
So you just never know... could happen
I see, its good to keep your options open.
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Always, especially since my guy is leaving (so he says) on the third....Big Ben IV said:
who knows I may get used to getting some on a regular basis....
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The snow today looks so cool
