Okay, who wants me?

[SpecialK]

Hi! Just in case anyone was wondering, I'm single. I am not connected romantically with anyone on this board.

So... any takers? I should probably confess I'm not perfect. But it would be unfair for one human being to possess intelligence, personality AND beauty.

I mean, I can't be the only one around here who feels like they've walked into a party full of couples necking in every corner of the room, can I?

<shuffling feet and trying to look cute and lovable>

K

 

[Sammyjo]

Me too!!!

Just lost the man I love, so I'm single, too...I think a pity party is in order...LOL

 

[Easy Boy]

C'mon, guys! Step up to the plate.

SpecialK has a lot going for her:

http://www.Literotica.com/storyxs/authpages/387_auth.shtml

Scroll down past the obvious, and read a story or two. She's got wit, charm, and a lively imagination. And she's looking. Maybe for you, if you give her a try. So what are you waiting for?

Best of luck to you, SpecialK. From Easy Boy, your attached admirer.

(No slight to SammjJo intended. But hey, it's SpecialK's thread.)

 

[Lil-Brandi]

LOL

OK!!!
1.) Do you open doors for a lady on a date?
2.) Do you forget anniversaries?
3.) Do you know how to put down the toilet seat?
4.) Do you prefer Red Lobster over McDonalds?
5.) Do you do dishes..or at least help?
6.) Do you drink heavily while reclined in the lazy boy, watching football, belch, scratch yourself and hollar "bitch bring me a beer!"?
7.) Do you consider the "dishwasher" as your spouse?
8.) Do you believe "diamonds really are a girls best friend"
9.) Do you know what foreplay is, and know that there IS a half hour minimum of carrying it out?
10.) Do you start snoring immediately after sex rather than go for round two?

If you answered "yes" to any or all of 1-5, "no" to 6 and/or 7, "yes" to number 8 and or 9, and "NO" to number 10...then you are definitely someone worth looking at a second time! LOL

I had too...I just had too!!!!

 

[Lil-Brandi]

Just a test...

I had to add my input with my test...All single ladies make sure the guys pass this test before considering dating them! LOL

 

[sinister169]

Yes - You Do Have a Lot Going For You

Hey there SpecialK - thanks to Easy Boy I admired your two topmost assets, got by them and read some of your imaginative tales. Drop me a line and let's talk about expanding those horizons.

 

[SpecialK]

<banging her forehead against the computer desk>

Why don't I ever think these things through before I post?! lol!

First of all, <blush> Thank you Easy Boy! I never expected anyone to post that link here! <gulp> I'm so embarrassed! Thank you for your praise though. I'm glad, and a bit pleasantly surprised, that you made it to the stories!

Second of all, apparently I should point out that I am a single FEMALE.

Therefore, as far as that test is concerned,

1.) I would open a door for another lady, but I don't think I've ever taken one on a date, at least not a date-date kind.
2.) I occasionally forget insignificant anniversaries like the 4th month anniversary of our first kiss.
3.) Of course!
4.) Never been to Red Lobster.
5.) Yes.
6.) I do not drink, watch sports, I have been known to burp accidentally (but never those long ones where you can say the whole alphabet), and if I have an itch, I scratch it in privacy.
7.) If I had a dishwasher, perhaps I would.
8.) Well, I wouldn't go as far to say BEST friend. How about close acquaintance?
9.) Yes I know what foreplay is. Half-hour.... mmmn! <dreamy sigh>
10.) Okay, I am guilty of this one. I'm kinda a roll-over and fall asleep after sex type. Odd for a woman, I know, but there it is. And I don't like to call it snoring, I prefer to call it loud breathing.

Gonna take this test for me, sinister?

How about a date Sammyjo? Not a date-date, but a pity-party-date. We could go to Red Lobster. I'll even hold the door open for ya.

K

 

[Lil-Brandi]

LOL

It's ok SpecialK..I realised that after..thats why I posted the second post stating that us ladies should give that test to the guys! LOL I should be the one banging my head on the computer desk!!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

SpecialK are you still open to being wanted?

 

[sinister169]

The Test?

Sure I'll take the test but it seems sort of a no-brainer - I could respond truthfully with all the expected answers except for Nos. 9 and 10. A half-hour seems a little short, and I don't snore and usually don't consider sleep until after round 3!

 

[SpecialK]

lol Sinister! Put your money where your mouth is, bub! Go to sleep after round 3! I'll believe THAT when I see it!

And of course bobtoad! Do you want me? You do realize, if you want me, you hafta take ALL of me, and not just certain parts, eh? <g>

K

 

[Bobtoad777]

yeah SpecialK i'll take all of you

 

[sinister169]

Money??

I've never paid for it yet. I'm too good. Contact me directly and we'll talk more. sinister169@hotmail.com

 

[Sammyjo]

Re: C'mon, guys! Step up to the plate.

(No slight to SammjJo intended. But hey, it's SpecialK's thread.)

No offense taken, dear...was just hoping some pity might be thrown my way *sob* oh well...heehee

Good Luck on your quest, K...you deserve nothing but the best.

 

[Guest]

Ode to Miss K

 

[SpecialK]

Awwwwww!!!!!!!

Indy_Dark...

That is the sweetest thing I have ever read!! <sniffle>

<blushing profusely and smiling ear to ear>

Shit. I'm speechless.

<shrugs and stammers, still grinning>

Damn, I just gotta hug ya, Indy! *HUGE HUGS*

K

 

[Guest]

 

[Shintani]

I seem to recall, Special K, that I was supposed to get a quiver from you...

 

[SpecialK]

I was Shintani? Well shoot! Pardon me for being so forgetful!

Here ya go!

http://www.Literotica.com/storyxs/stories/q_e_387_j9.shtml

Best I could do on short notice like this.

Enjoy!

K