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SINthysist
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I try everyday to get the clothes ONTO a beautiful asian girl.
How ironic life can be...
How ironic life can be...
brokenbrainwave
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well actually....
I knew my neighbor was a peeping tom when he mentioned how I would come to the kitchen in the middle of the night butt naked. Started closing the blinds, and asked him how he knew see'ing there are no windows on the side of his house facing my kitchen?
(still waiting on an answer)
I knew my neighbor was a peeping tom when he mentioned how I would come to the kitchen in the middle of the night butt naked. Started closing the blinds, and asked him how he knew see'ing there are no windows on the side of his house facing my kitchen?
(still waiting on an answer)
Bindii
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God I get busted all the time....I don't even know where to start
There's the electric meter man - he still smiles at me.
My brother in law (s) - once while pregnant (Ewww!) - once in lingerie serving dinner to my then husband...
My neighbours - lovely couple...never saw them again!
Religious doorknockers - they never bother me anymore.
and the list goes on.....
There's the electric meter man - he still smiles at me.
My brother in law (s) - once while pregnant (Ewww!) - once in lingerie serving dinner to my then husband...
My neighbours - lovely couple...never saw them again!
Religious doorknockers - they never bother me anymore.
and the list goes on.....
Vivacia
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Luscious Lioness said:I lost my favorite summer sweater. I just had it last night! Thank goodness no one is awake at this hour. I'm rushing around looking for my stuff in only a towel wrapped around my hair when I walk around the corner and .... BOOM!! My daughter is standing there!
MOM!!
She knows I do this but I still get lectured by her.
Then I flashed back to a time when I was a teenager and I had my boyfriend over. My mom was in the shower and had this horrible habit of streaking to her room. She didn't know that he was here and as soon as the door opened I knew she would come bouncing out of that bathroom naked. I went to cover my bf's eyes but... I was much too late. She had already flashed him.
Anyone ever flashed the wrong person? Or have an experience where they were embarrassed by someone flashing them?
My SO's 18yr old son and his (NOW) son-in-law have both walked into the house unannouced and seen me with less then normal daywear on...lol
The son in law has a habit of coming to visit around the same time, BATH TIME!
The son though has walked in on his Dad and I while we were a little urm, busy, and he never batted an eyelid - there I was sitting astride his Dad, the covers all pulled up around me while his son stood there talking to us...lmao
I don't think he knew that he had walked in mid thrust...
lovetoread
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Other than the kids,no one has seen me nekkid.
I think.
I think.
brokenbrainwave
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then how did ya get the kids???lovetoread said:
lovetoread
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brokenbrainwave said:then how did ya get the kids???
I was covered from head to toe.
Ya know what I meant.
brokenbrainwave
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whew I got worried, I thought the av I still get goosebumps from was a fakelovetoread said:
I was covered from head to toe.
Ya know what I meant.
sunstruck
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I live really far off the road and I don't have kids, so I'm naked at home a lot (edited because it's not often enough for all caps). Ocasionally there will be guys working on the phone polls up the drive way. Twice now I've walked out on my porch to get something and had to wave at a man 60 feet up on a pole staring at me. Oh well.
I've had similar expiriences with the cable guy and a Jehovah's Witness (now THAT was funny).
I've had similar expiriences with the cable guy and a Jehovah's Witness (now THAT was funny).
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Mischka
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"Summer" and "sweater" do not belong in the same sentence.Luscious Lioness said:
I once flashed the entire biergarden of the pub next door while taking a shower. I hadn't noticed that they'd trimmed all the trees in between my apartment and the pub until rows of tables looked up at me and waved.
Kitte
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I have this habit of flashing my boobs...I know...Im odd...
Well while living with my ex and a roomate I was walking up the stairs and decided to flash my ex....roomate was looking at ex with his back to me and just as I flashed he turned to look and see what Ex was looking at...needless to say he got an eyeful. It wouldnt be that bad, but roomate is my cousin!
Well while living with my ex and a roomate I was walking up the stairs and decided to flash my ex....roomate was looking at ex with his back to me and just as I flashed he turned to look and see what Ex was looking at...needless to say he got an eyeful. It wouldnt be that bad, but roomate is my cousin!
naded
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I was once out and about about with "the boys" when someone said, hey lets moon a van load of people. Me being the do anything on a dare so of guys said ok, what the hell.
So, we approached a van from some church in the area which seemed to be full of singing ladies. Perfect target. Windows roll down, we pull up next to the driver's side, drop tro and butts are sticking out the windows.
Funny as hell, we even got a honk or two.
How the hell was I supposed to know that the van with be from my hometown, 100 miles away, and full of ladies from my mothers church. Or that my mother would be driving said van.
So, we approached a van from some church in the area which seemed to be full of singing ladies. Perfect target. Windows roll down, we pull up next to the driver's side, drop tro and butts are sticking out the windows.
Funny as hell, we even got a honk or two.
How the hell was I supposed to know that the van with be from my hometown, 100 miles away, and full of ladies from my mothers church. Or that my mother would be driving said van.
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LukkyKnight
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Me too, but I don't think being wrapped in a towel and startling your own offspring is an issue. Bodies are issued to everybody at birth, with enough individualized attention to detail that we're fairly easy to tell apart. I think it's a good system.raindancer said:Oops, sorry. I was distracted with the thoughts of a naked lioness.
Aphrodisiac
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I come out of the shower in just a towel ... I have yet to really flash any one. One time my mom was in my house and I did not realize she was there , so I am walking out of the shower and I screamed when I saw her.
First of all she scared me & then second I have a small tattoo on my back and she has yet to know about this ... so there I am walking backwards to my room.
My SO always flashes me ... whever he comes out of the shower he walks out drying himself with a hand towel instead of a regualr sized towel , I think he does this just to flaunt his body!
I love that man !
phrodeau
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I was an adult newspaper carrier for a while. Lots of people greet the dawn from their bedroom windows with no modesty at all.
Better still was when collection day came around. Once, the fine lady in #206 answered her door in a nightie, leaned over a table with her checkbook, looked back at me and said, "What do you need?"
My reply? "Fourteen dollars." I knew her husband.
Better still was when collection day came around. Once, the fine lady in #206 answered her door in a nightie, leaned over a table with her checkbook, looked back at me and said, "What do you need?"
My reply? "Fourteen dollars." I knew her husband.
hatara
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Oh my God where to start!
I always streaked from the bathroom to my bedroom as a kid. But at 15 I weighed 98 lbs but was a 38D. The towels my parents had never went completely around my bust. No one ever visited so I always just ran holding the towel in front of me.
How was I suppose to know Dad had the boys over from work!!
Now I am a 38DD and tend to walk around the apartment naked a lot. When I was first here I didn't know that maitenance just knocked once and then used the key. So I didn't have the chain on and they didn't give me enough time to throw anything on. I managed to throw a short yellow cotton robe on but he got an eye full. LOL Even so the robe was very short, and thin so my nipples showed through.
On the bright side when I call for maitenance now they are there in less than 15 minutes!
I always streaked from the bathroom to my bedroom as a kid. But at 15 I weighed 98 lbs but was a 38D. The towels my parents had never went completely around my bust. No one ever visited so I always just ran holding the towel in front of me.
How was I suppose to know Dad had the boys over from work!!
Now I am a 38DD and tend to walk around the apartment naked a lot. When I was first here I didn't know that maitenance just knocked once and then used the key.
So I didn't have the chain on and they didn't give me enough time to throw anything on. I managed to throw a short yellow cotton robe on but he got an eye full. LOL Even so the robe was very short, and thin so my nipples showed through. On the bright side when I call for maitenance now they are there in less than 15 minutes!
Hamletmaschine
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When I was a kid, I had a paper route, delivering the afternoon paper door-to-door around town. In those days, you also had to go door-to-door to collect the money every week from your customers.
Well, there was this one house with a rather attractive young single mother-type living in it, and each week that I'd go to her house to collect for the week, Saturday mornings usually, she'd come to the door in a flimsy little see-through robe which she needn't have bothered to try to close, and often didn't.
She flashed me every Saturday morning for several weeks, and I just thought it was funny and mentioned it one day to my father. He was skeptical that anyone would do that--but he also thought it would be a good idea for him to come with me to collect my money the next week.
Sure enough, we get to the house, the woman comes out, flashes us both, and pays the money. From that point on, dad would usually drive me around on Saturday mornings to do my collecting whenever he was in town....
Well, there was this one house with a rather attractive young single mother-type living in it, and each week that I'd go to her house to collect for the week, Saturday mornings usually, she'd come to the door in a flimsy little see-through robe which she needn't have bothered to try to close, and often didn't.
She flashed me every Saturday morning for several weeks, and I just thought it was funny and mentioned it one day to my father. He was skeptical that anyone would do that--but he also thought it would be a good idea for him to come with me to collect my money the next week.
Sure enough, we get to the house, the woman comes out, flashes us both, and pays the money. From that point on, dad would usually drive me around on Saturday mornings to do my collecting whenever he was in town....
desert spike
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Luscious Lioness said:
Yep, I was in junior high and my brother who was a senior brought his girlfriend home one evening. Embarassing part was that I was changing my swimming suit in the living room. I'm buck naked and they both walk through the front door. I scamper pretty fast up the stairs to my bedroom.
I didn't come back down stairs till they had left, I was that embarassed..
My brother came up to try to talk me DOWN, no way I said. Not gonna.
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