Okay... got any good cold remendies

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Okay, I listen to the wonderful beautiful ladies here and I didn't drive to the Chrirstmas Party on Friday after having about a dozen beer. I took the C-Train and Bus... Now I have the BLANK BLANK BLANK flu and I now have lost my voice... okay go ahead laugh it up... hahahahahaha very funny..

My question is any one got a good cold remendy that works and DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SHIT....

Thank god my grandmother is not around or she would be whipping up one of those ancient herbablical things and man did they taste like crap...


HELLLLLPPPPP!!@!!!!!!


Cyan

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Mint tea will soathe your voice box.....Hope it helps

 

[Silverlily]

my poor baby...

Kitty kisses are a proven remedy. (really!)

NSW is right, mint tea is good, but make sure it is a tisane and not regular caffienated tea with mint. Caffiene is a diruretic and will dry out your throat.

Chicken soup with a dash of hot sauce will help with nasal congestion as will anything spicy.

 

[R Nitelight]

Cyan BloodsBane

Perhaps you shouldn't buy the shit-flavored formula. Next time try cherry.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

I believe they are... hey love I sent a reply back... I hope it helps.. remember yopu have my cell number... any HOW THE FUCK DID THE MEETING GO>>> IWANT TO KLNOW>...


Sheesh ... do I have to come down there and tickle it out of you..

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Re: Cyan BloodsBane

Perhaps you shouldn't buy the shit-flavored formula. Next time try cherry.

HAHAHAHAA... My wife buys the stuff... And I think she buys the shit flavoured on purpose..

 

[Silverlily]

Damn, sorry, in all the, well, you know... I forgot.

The interview went great, company policy calls for a second interview (they don't just hand you store keys over coffee, you know) and that should happen this week.

I got your email, thank you, you are more wonderful than you know.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Hey how many times do I have to say....

I am always here for you. And let me know on the things I that I put in the e-mail... Remember I may be a couple thousand miles away but I still can help.

Plus you are like,

the morning glow coming over the mountains as the sun slowly begins to shine its glowing light of hope a dreams to a wonderful new day.

 

[Silverlily]

Thank you darling.

I have to go. My niece and nephew (and their parents) are visiting my parents for the holidays and we're going over to see them.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Take care of yourself.... please..

Love yeah

 

[Weird Harold]

My question is any one got a good cold remendy that works and DOES NOT TASTE LIKE SHIT....

Hot Lemon Koolaid (tm) with or without cloves works for me.

Hot honey and clove tea is also good.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Never tried that... thanks Weird Harold... I will have to try that one... before the wife gets home..

 

[Vlad]

Straight shots of Jack Daniels, about 4 or 5, you'll feel much better, no shit---

Vlad

 

[Weird Harold]

Never tried that... thanks Weird Harold... I will have to try that one... before the wife gets home..

If you try it with cloves, use whole cloves, and not ground cloves. The ground cloves stick to the lining of your throat and trigger your gag reflex.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ksss]

gargle with warm salt water, will kill any bacteria in your throat...then hot tea with honey and lemon...

 

[Whispersecret]

I've been told, seriously(!), that hot sex can clear your sinuses.

My sister swears that massage rids the body of toxins.

My dad, the doctor, recommends rest and plenty of fluids.

I'm not sure about hot salt water killing bacteria. To kill bacteria, I think you'd need the temperature high enough to cause serious damage to your throat. But I'm not sure.

 

[GuyJD]

O. J. DOES IT BEST

When I was working at the department store that I mentioned in a few past post, I used to work with a beautiful & sexy Mexican woman and Philapino woman. They both stayed sick with colds and I almost always felt myself catching it from them.
One day, I felt a cold coming so I went to work with a quart of orange juice. As the morning progressed, I would drink swags of it constantly. By the following day, no more cold whatsoever. Why? Everyone knows that O.J. has lots of Vitamin C, something that the body does not produce. Vitamin C strengthens the immune system and helps fight off the impurities that enters the body. This has helped me for years. I would often stock up on oranges and orange juice during the flu & cold seasons.

 

[SpecialK]

It tastes awful... but it works!

Okay, now I know you don't want a remedy that tastes like shit, but, if/when you do get to the point where you have decided you've had enough of being sick and you can't stand it anymore.....

http://www.buckleys.com

Look for Buckley's cough medicine. Yes, it tastes like shit. But it doesn't taste like mediciney shit. I actually prefer the Vicks VapoRub/ear wax taste of Buckley's to Robitussin or Formula 44 or whatnot. And it WORKS!

K

 

[jcgirl]

If you have the fits of the coughs when you lay down n bed and cant sleep, my mom used to give me straight honey on a tablespoon. It coats your throat, and you dont feel that tingle to cough. For clogged sinuses, anything spicy, chili works best. Clears them right up.

 

[SpeakSoftly]

Get your wife to go to the local drug store and buy some Cold-Eeze lozenges. These lozenges have zinc and echinacea in them that help you recover from colds faster. Make sure you get the cherry flavored ones though...the others taste foul. I like to eat hot and sour soup when I have a cold because it does open my sinuses. I hope that you feel better soon. The honey, lemon and tea work well too, just stay away from anything with caffeine in it. Drink as much water as you can and sleep or rest as often as possible.

 

[Skibum]

My father swore by this remedy:

A double shot of Canadian whisky in a glass of hot water. Stir in one teaspoon of sugar, and a squirt of lenom juice. Chug-a-lug the whole thing. It won't cure your cold, but after 3 or 4 you won't care anymore.