Okay, exactly how long have I been out?

[OhMissScarlett]

I set up the Christmas tree and took what I thought was a short nap. Then I came to check out The Author's Hangout, only to find that I don't really know most of the people starting threads. Yay for new folks and all, but it gave me a little panic. Please assure me that I didn't fall into a time warp or something whilst napping.

 

[yui]

I set up the Christmas tree and took what I thought was a short nap. Then I came to check out The Author's Hangout, only to find that I don't really know most of the people starting threads. Yay for new folks and all, but it gave me a little panic. Please assure me that I didn't fall into a time warp or something whilst napping.

Who are you?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Who are you?

Wait, let me look at my underwear, my mom writes my name in them.

 

[yui]

Wait, let me look at my underwear, my mom writes my name in them.

Does it say, "Yui"? If so, we switched last night.

 

[Guest]

I set up the Christmas tree and took what I thought was a short nap. Then I came to check out The Author's Hangout, only to find that I don't really know most of the people starting threads. Yay for new folks and all, but it gave me a little panic. Please assure me that I didn't fall into a time warp or something whilst napping.

It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

 

[logophile]

Hi Beautiful...

How's you tonight?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Does it say, "Yui"? If so, we switched last night.

LOL. You probably don't want them back now that they're all stretched out.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hi Beautiful...

How's you tonight?

Hey, hot stuff, what's shakin'?

I'm fine. Though I can't stop singing The Time Warp now, thank's Sarahh.

 

[logophile]

Hey, hot stuff, what's shakin'?

I'm fine. Though I can't stop singing The Time Warp now, thank's Sarahh.

Shakin'?
My hands in this freezing bedroom.
Fuck - my Christmas wish is that by next winter I'll be able to heat my house to a comfortable temperature.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Your son called, he just made partner in the law firm and wants to buy you a new condo in Sarasota

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Shakin'?
My hands in this freezing bedroom.
Fuck - my Christmas wish is that by next winter I'll be able to heat my house to a comfortable temperature.

Until then, I recommend lots of hawt sex. It'll fog up your windows.

 

[yui]

Your son called, he just made partner in the law firm and wants to buy you a new condo in Sarasota

That's where Ringling Bros. winters, innit? Is this a good thing?

 

[sophia jane]

It's ok, Scarlett. You're not completely insane yet.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Wait, let me look at my underwear, my mom writes my name in them.

How about if I look at your underwear for you?

oh.. how cute, the little red bows!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's ok, Scarlett. You're not completely insane yet.

Just the 99% more for free kind of insane.

How about if I look at your underwear for you?

I was always dreaming you'd say that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I was always dreaming you'd say that.

You have mistletoe pinned to it- you clever little witch

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You have mistletoe pinned to it- you clever little witch

*snicker* you should see my mistletoe suit.

 

[Stella_Omega]

*snicker* you should see my mistletoe suit.

pucker up... all over... *sluuuurp*

 

[yui]

*snicker* you should see my mistletoe suit.

That's kinda hot, and I'm straight-ish.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's kinda hot, and I'm straight-ish.

You're kinda bent, for straight-ish, darlin!

My dream...
I'm dreaming...
of being a Stella sandwich, between Yui and Scarlet
whoo hoo!

 

[sophia jane]

You're kinda bent, for straight-ish, darlin!

My dream...
I'm dreaming...
of being a Stella sandwich, between Yui and Scarlet
whoo hoo!

We all dream of that, Stella.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Allow me to introduce myself, Miss Scarlett. My name is Roxanne, and since last summer I have been writing and posting lesbian porn on Lit as a fun hobby. I entered the Holiday contest, got caught up in the buzz, and started hanging out here as a result. I can be a little cocky, but try to be thoughtful (in both the intellectual and the human kindness sense), and I always play nice with the other kids.

It is a pleasure to meet you and I look forward to hearing what you have to say, and hopefully reading some of your work when I can find time.

Regards,

Roxanne Appleby

PS. The current year is 2037, the Chicago Cubs have won the World Series the last three seasons, and Mary Kate and Ashley are co-presidents.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You're kinda bent, for straight-ish, darlin!

My dream...
I'm dreaming...
of being a Stella sandwich, between Yui and Scarlet
whoo hoo!

Mmm, nice dream.

p.s. It's okay, Yui, all the girls I have sex with are straight. Lol.

 

[hugo_sam]

That's kinda hot, and I'm straight-ish.

OK, a given......Scarlett and SJ are hotter than the 4th of July
Stella is...well...Stella, in all her sensuous multi gendered forms.
But
No one else can deliver a better Yui-ism that
The Devine Princess of Fluffyness: Yui!

"Straight-ish"

You make me smile Yui. Your continual creative use of words is an absolute delight! Thank you. It is such a pleasure to see your posts.

 

[sophia jane]

"Straight-ish"

You make me smile Yui. Your continual creative use of words is an absolute delight! Thank you. It is such a pleasure to see your posts.

Ah, another convert to the followers of Yui.