OK, so I woke up with this RAGING headache...

[Lucky Girl]

Which isn't totally out of the norm, as I am a caffeine addict. But this morning, it felt like someone was crushing my head in a vise! I know my headaches pretty well and this was most definitely a caffeine induced brain seizure. I managed to stumble my way into the kitchen and almost broke in to tears when I saw that I was out of Mt Dew. That meant I'd have to make coffee...which for me, is not an easy task - I buy bulk beans and grind them fresh daily. Oh and I don't drink regular coffee - I'm an espresso girl. As soon as I opened the bag of coffee beans and smelled them, I started sweating profusely and shaking uncontrollably! WTF?!?!?!?!?!? I tried my hardest to keep on task, but I couldn't steady my hands enough to pour the beans into the grinder...I finally did the unthinkable. I grabbed a few unground beans and ate them. I'm so ashamed! Hi, my name is Lucky and I'm a junkie.

 

[Lucky Girl]

Son Of A Whore!!!!

Okay, so the original headache had subsided significantly, until...

I recently remodeled my kitchen, including new upper cabinets on the North wall and am still getting used to the new layout. While in the process of heating up some lunch, I didn't close the plate cabinet door all the way and it swung open...can you see where I'm going with this...?

I spun around to get my burger out of the microwave and *WHAM* I caught the corner of the door with my head, just above my right ear...

I quit...I'm going back to bed...

 

[pink]

Okay, so the original headache had subsided significantly, until...

I recently remodeled my kitchen, including new upper cabinets on the North wall and am still getting used to the new layout. While in the process of heating up some lunch, I didn't close the plate cabinet door all the way and it swung open...can you see where I'm going with this...?

I spun around to get my burger out of the microwave and *WHAM* I caught the corner of the door with my head, just above my right ear...

I quit...I'm going back to bed...

I"M so sorry but LMAOOOOOOOO on both those.

 

[Lucky Girl]

I"M so sorry but LMAOOOOOOOO on both those.

Yeah, thanks. 'preciate it. I'd probably think it was funny, too if only it weren't my poor head.

 

[Lucky Girl]

You have GOT to be kidding me!!!

Fuck!!! Seriously, is this some sort of sick cosmic joke?!?!?!?!?!?!?! You ever have one of "those" days??? I went to the freezer to get an ice pack for the golf ball that has sprouted out of the side of my head and in trying to dig all the way back in the back to get at 'em, I dropped a family size pack of pork chops on my fucking foot! I think my poor pinkie toe is broken...

 

[vr2020]

Fuck!!! Seriously, is this some sort of sick cosmic joke?!?!?!?!?!?!?! You ever have one of "those" days??? I went to the freezer to get an ice pack for the golf ball that has sprouted out of the side of my head and in trying to dig all the way back in the back to get at 'em, I dropped a family size pack of pork chops on my fucking foot! I think my poor pinkie toe is broken...

Holy crap girl! You need to just go back to bed and forget that this morning ever happened.

 

[Lucky Girl]

Holy crap girl! You need to just go back to bed and forget that this morning ever happened.

If I weren't afraid of being struck down, I'd head to church...I've NEVER had a day like this...

 

[Lucky Girl]

Should I even attempt it?

Alright, I'm gonna try to go upstairs and shower...

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil...

If I'm not back in a half hour, somebody please call 911???

 

[vr2020]

Alright, I'm gonna try to go upstairs and shower...

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil...

If I'm not back in a half hour, somebody please call 911???

LOL

Good luck with the 911 call, half us will be dreaming of you in the shower and the rest will be sleeping after well, dreaming of you in the shower

 

[69forever]

OMG....<snorts> LG....*giggles* I'm soooo ssssssorry, rof....you're having such a bad day.

I'd hide under the covers until tomorrow.

 

[Lucky Girl]

M'kay...

I managed to not hurt myself while in the shower. However, I did manage to re-open the wound on the side of my head while combing my hair AFTER the shower...

Oh Father. Why hast thou forsaken me?

 

[vr2020]

I managed to not hurt myself while in the shower. However, I did manage to re-open the wound on the side of my head while combing my hair AFTER the shower...

Oh Father. Why hast thou forsaken me?

Maybe for the sake of the people driving behind you, calling in sick to work isn't a bad idea

 

[Lucky Girl]

Maybe for the sake of the people driving behind you, calling in sick to work isn't a bad idea

Yeah, we all know my luck with cars...remember OR's thread????

 

[vr2020]

Yeah, we all know my luck with cars...remember OR's thread????

RIGHT! I forgot about that. And with the way your luck is going today your whole transmission will fall out from under your car.

Do yourself a favor and call in sick, then you can just play online all day and make a bunch of people happy

 

[Lucky Girl]

RIGHT! I forgot about that. And with the way your luck is going today your whole transmission will fall out from under your car.

Do yourself a favor and call in sick, then you can just play online all day and make a bunch of people happy

No, with my luck, the tranny will fall out from under someone else's car and come smashing through my windshield...

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere today.

 

[vr2020]

No, with my luck, the tranny will fall out from under someone else's car and come smashing through my windshield...

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere today.

Good! Now quick! Grab a camera and take a picture of yourself completly naked so we can make sure there isn't anything else wrong with you that you havn't missed!

hehe

 

[Lucky Girl]

Good! Now quick! Grab a camera and take a picture of yourself completly naked so we can make sure there isn't anything else wrong with you that you havn't missed!

hehe

Why? So it can explode and send plastic shrapnel at my face????? Or maybe I'll go blind from the flash...???? I'm tempting fate just using this friggin' laptop!

 

[vr2020]

Why? So it can explode and send plastic shrapnel at my face????? Or maybe I'll go blind from the flash...???? I'm tempting fate just using this friggin' laptop!

HA! well hey, you can't knock a guy for trying can you?

 

[69forever]

Why? So it can explode and send plastic shrapnel at my face????? Or maybe I'll go blind from the flash...???? I'm tempting fate just using this friggin' laptop!

ROFLMFuckingAO!!!

Now who's killing whom????

 

[Lucky Girl]

Cleaning tips...

Anyone know how to get mascara out of cashmere?????

 

[vr2020]

Anyone know how to get mascara out of cashmere?????

LOL, is the day still going badly?

 

[69forever]

Anyone know how to get mascara out of cashmere?????

Woolite? or one of those new Tide pens?

Don't go out though.....

 

[Lucky Girl]

LOL, is the day still going badly?

What do you fucking think????

and yes, my poor pinkie toe is most definitely broken...she's turnin' all black and blue...

 

[vr2020]

What do you fucking think????

and yes, my poor pinkie toe is most definitely broken...she's turnin' all black and blue...

Ok, stop what you are doing and just lay down on the floor. Try not to touch anything for say.... 8 hours. Hopefully by then it will have blown over.

Good luck with the rest of the day!

 

[BorntoDom]

Next time you get a headache!

Press on the webbing of your hand inbetween the index and thumb it will relieve it. Also you can press on the back of your neck at the base of your skull. Oh and Fyi if you ever get a cramp in your leg while going though a self induced caffeine coma that may or may not come in the middle of the night and make you fall and hit your head on the floor, push in the center of your calf muscles and it will relieve that too. Master G