Ok now I know why...

[Liontamr]

All night long I've felt antsy.. ready to go and do something.. I've had what seems to be tons of energy to burn.. I even went out a little earlier for a walk. And now it hit me as to why...

This is the first Sunday in about four months that I'm not playing hockey. This can't be good. No woman to help me burn off the energy, now no hockey.

Damnit...

 

[Jennxxx]

Need help burning off some of that energy LT?

 

[Liontamr]

Need help burning off some of that energy LT?

Of course.. but just a warning it'll take a bit of effort to wear me out tonight. Not only am I ready for a game of hockey, but I just polished off a few sugar loaded brownies and a bottle of Pepsi..

So I'll be up for a while! lol

 

[SpiceCake]

Dang - you're loaded!

 

[JazzManJim]

Well, you could akways go to the grocery store, take off your shooes so you can scoot down the aisles in your socks, and body check some hapless old guy into the ice-cream, right?

 

[Jennxxx]

Well, you could akways go to the grocery store, take off your shooes so you can scoot down the aisles in your socks, and body check some hapless old guy into the ice-cream, right?

LMAO!!

Thats just all kinds of wrong.

 

[Liontamr]

Dang - you're loaded!

You know it! The words "Ready To Go" are an understatement!

TB - Dude.. don't tempt me like that... Honest to god that doesn't sound like a bad idea...

 

[JazzManJim]

LMAO!!

Thats just all kinds of wrong.

And he could scoot down to the housewares aisle, grab a broom from there so he'd have somethig to hold - stick-fashion.

Then he could cross-check the old lady at the deli counter, make her drop that little wheel of gouda cheese and whisk down the center asile with it like a puck.

Hack the bone, LT, HACK THE BONE!!

 

[JazzManJim]

I should note, Jenn, that I'm frequently all kinds of wrong.

 

[Cleopatra]

And he could scoot down to the housewares aisle, grab a broom from there so he'd have somethig to hold - stick-fashion.

Then he could cross-check the old lady at the deli counter, make her drop that little wheel of gouda cheese and whisk down the center asile with it like a puck.

Hack the bone, LT, HACK THE BONE!!

This is *so* wrong, but it's *so* funny...

 

[Liontamr]

And he could scoot down to the housewares aisle, grab a broom from there so he'd have somethig to hold - stick-fashion.

Then he could cross-check the old lady at the deli counter, make her drop that little wheel of gouda cheese and whisk down the center asile with it like a puck.

Hack the bone, LT, HACK THE BONE!!

And when I get to the end of that asile, I can fire the cheese off the head of that 18 year old twerp and then yell "SCORE!! WHAT A GOAL!!! THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!!"

*nods*

Oh yeah.. It's all comin together...

 

[JazzManJim]

And when I get to the end of that asile, I can fire the cheese off the head of that 18 year old twerp and then yell "SCORE!! WHAT A GOAL!!! THE CROWD GOES CRAZY!!"

*nods*

Oh yeah.. It's all comin together...

You'll need an accomplice.

When you score that goal, he'll pop up from somewhere in the produce aisle with that red flashing plice light going and an airhorn he can sound to give you the ful immersion of a true hockey goal.

 

[Jennxxx]

I should note, Jenn, that I'm frequently all kinds of wrong.

I can tell by your AV sweetie.... You seem a bit, ummmm.. precocious.






LT, please don't tell me your considering this crazy antic?

 

[Liontamr]

When you score that goal, he'll pop up from somewhere in the produce aisle with that red flashing plice light going and an airhorn he can sound to give you the ful immersion of a true hockey goal.

ROFLMAO!!

And of course I could go running down another asile.. maybe throwing my arms around the first person I see and tackle them in what would be just a classic game winning goal celebration!

 

[JazzManJim]

I can tell by your AV sweetie.... You seem a bit, ummmm.. precocious.

Hon, the av doesn't even begin to tell the tale.

LT - Nah, just run down the aisle, slide to a crouch and pump your fist in classic Gretsky fashion. Show some class, why doncha?

 

[Liontamr]

LT, please don't tell me your considering this crazy antic?

Well..

I mean everyone has to do something totaly crazy and insane that risks trouble with the law at least once in their life don't they?

 

[Liontamr]

LT - Nah, just run down the aisle, slide to a crouch and pump your fist in classic Gretsky fashion. Show some class, why doncha?

No no no...

I have to do the "World Jr's" type celebration. Thats the one where the entire team on the ice mobs the goal scorer and damn near kills him by piling on.

I mean if I am gonna do this, then I have to go all out...

 

[JazzManJim]

No no no...

I have to do the "World Jr's" type celebration. Thats the one where the entire team on the ice mobs the goal scorer and damn near kills him by piling on.

I mean if I am gonna do this, then I have to go all out...

Okay, let me get this straight.

You'll body-check and old man into ice cream, cross-check an old lady into a pile of shaved ham, steal her gouda, shoot it for a goal, have a flashing light and air horn...

And you need a full goal celebration to qualify it as "all out"?

YOU're my kind of sicko!!

 

[Jennxxx]

Im rolling here.... too fuckin funny!

 

[Liontamr]

Okay, let me get this straight.

You'll body-check and old man into ice cream, cross-check an old lady into a pile of shaved ham, steal her gouda, shoot it for a goal, have a flashing light and air horn...

And you need a full goal celebration to qualify it as "all out"?

It's like sex.. If you're going to spend all that energy to make a grand spectacle and score big time, you have to treat your big score as the world's greatest event.

 

[JazzManJim]

It's like sex.. If you're going to spend all that energy to make a grand spectacle and score big time, you have to treat your big score as the world's greatest event.

Okay, then in that case, your friend is going to have to take over the PA system at the store to announce the goal.

And, of course, to announce you at the Number One Star of the Game.

But go ahead and give the old lady the Number Two star. I mean, if her hip holds out, she'll have earned it.

 

[Liontamr]

Hey that would work!!

#1 star - Me.. of course
#2 star - Old lady
#3 star - The sexy lookin babe in the cereal asile for looking so damn fine!

 

[Jennxxx]

*edit* OOPS! LMAO!

 

[JazzManJim]

(Edit Edit...Oh Edit Edit...Lum Dee Dum Edit)

LT - If the hot babe had a cart with Doritos and Beer, you could bump her up to the Number Two Star. After all, the old lady did turn over the gouda and lose her edge after the cross check, the wuss.

 

[Jennxxx]

Im an idiot Jim!

Thank you for responding anyway... lol..

I like that pic as well... The G-rated ones are always my favorites!
LMAO!