Ok, I made an account on the Twitter website

[blobfish]

I'm going to send out a message. Someone tell me their username so I can send a message.

 

[Recidiva]

Sure. I'm "smallestpenis"

 

[neci]

*shakes head*

 

[HAL_9000]

@twit

 

[lovetoread]

Its not hard to figure out who I am on there.

 

[blobfish]

What the fuck do these symbols mean?

 

[Recidiva]

What the fuck do these symbols mean?

#getaclue

 

[busybody..]

follow me

Idea GUY!

@windoughshopper

 

[blobfish]

I can't do this shit!

 

[blobfish]

I made an account with one name, but then they gave me a different name.

 

[TonyClifton]

I'm going to send out a message. Someone tell me their username so I can send a message.

NYPD

After I finish my sandwich, I will tell the detectives what you said in your thread.

I believe it was about soliciting for sex.

Have a nice day.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It's ok blob I'll be your friend...no one else wants me but BB3 anyhow....




and fuck urrone else

 

[lovetoread]

I made an account with one name, but then they gave me a different name.

Dude, you can change both the name that is after the @ sign and the one that is shown when you tweet at any time.

 

[busybody..]

It's ok blob I'll be your friend...no one else wants me but BB3 anyhow....




and fuck urrone else

Your account is fucking protected

whats up wit dat?

 

[BotanyBoy]

Your account is fucking protected

whats up wit dat?

idk I'll go change it? Chill...I'm fucking new....gimme a min.

 

[blobfish]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BlobFish7

 

[TonyClifton]

Your account is fucking protected.

Jewish people have their own network.

 

[lovetoread]

Man, your balls really?

 

[Recidiva]

This is why nobody's on my list but Reuters and such and I come here to do this crap.

 

[blobfish]

There's a follower on my thing!

 

[blobfish]

Man, your balls really?

Get it? I can't return them, because they're scratched!

 

[lovetoread]

There's a follower on my thing!

Do you know what to do now?

 

[Recidiva]

There's a follower on my thing!

Stay cool...stay cool.

 

[busybody..]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BlobFish7

https://twitter.com/#!/who_to_follow/import/search/Blob Fish

there are a million of you

which juan are you?

 

[Recidiva]

I think the last time I really tweeted like crazy was Stephen Colbert's Jon Kyl's #notintendedtobeafactualstatement