OK … but hear me out

I’m such a nerd that this is my dog’s middle name since my kids insisted she needed one
The weird thing is, if I made any skin to skin contact with her, she would absorb ALL of my mutant powers and leave me powerless. Then what superheroes would be left to fight the evil cabal of nymphomaniacs trying to take over the world? A superhero's job is never done...
 
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