Oh, what the fuck... I might as well tell you.

[Svenskaflicka]

I've been dumped.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hugging my little Swedish pitbull.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I've been dumped.

*HUGS*

 

[Guest]

I've been dumped.

He was scum, never good enough for you, flabby, flaccid, fake, unkind, dim witted, unappreciative, and too far away.

You can, and will, do better.

We love you Svenskaflicka.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thank you all.

 

[cloudy]

What they all said. You can, and will, find someone worthy of you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is this barbeque formal or informal? I'll bring jello shots.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, honey. *hugs*

We'll voodoo him real good, I promise.

 

[logophile]

Sorry to hear it, Svenska.
Something better will be just around the bend.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The barbecue will be as informal as you want. I was thinking we'd grill sausages over the fire and think of him.

 

[Liar]

Well, that sucks.

On the other hand, more Svenska for the rest of the world.

 

[Honey123]

{{Hugs}}

You are a beautiful, intelligent, funny woman!

Remember: Men - you can't live with them and you can't kill 'em. (Unless you have a really good criminal lawyer ~ and live in California!)

Sausages and foot long hot dogs ~ and Jello Shots! This is gonna be a great BBQ!

 

[impressive]

His loss.

 

[rgraham666]

WTF?

He did what? Why?

Sorry Svenska. *HUGS* beautiful.

 

[English Lady]

*hugs* *hugs* *hugs* and I'll bake...lots of good comforting,sweet, sugary food!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm cakes!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*hugs* *hugs* *hugs* and I'll bake...lots of good comforting,sweet, sugary food!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm cakes!

You know my weakness.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll meet you in Salem and I'll take you to a spell casting.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

WTF?

He did what? Why?

Sorry Svenska. *HUGS* beautiful.

According to my new guru, Greg Behrendt, he just wasn't that into me. *shrugs*

I just wish he could have said so instead of building my hopes and dreams up by suggesting we'd buy a house and have kids together.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'll meet you in Salem and I'll take you to a spell casting.

Funny you should say that, he does live in Massachussetts...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Funny you should say that, he does live in Massachussetts...

Is he happy? cause he won't be for much longer...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Is he happy? cause he won't be for much longer...

He won't be in his next life either, with all the bad karma he's been collecting these past 3 years...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

He won't be in his next life either, with all the bad karma he's been collecting these past 3 years...

Would it be wrong to point and laugh?

 

[English Lady]

You know my weakness.

Hell, cake is most peoples weakness and ideal in all situations requiring comfort

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I'm sorry, Svenska. I know it hurts, but think of it this way. You won't ever have to worry about him and start calling all over the world when he doesn't show up when he's supposed to.

You'll find someone more deserving of you... and closer.

 

[rgraham666]

According to my new guru, Greg Behrendt, he just wasn't that into me. *shrugs*

I just wish he could have said so instead of building my hopes and dreams up by suggesting we'd buy a house and have kids together.

Sometimes I share your gender's loathing for my gender.

What a maroon!