Oh the memories

[KillerMuffin]

My very first GB post....

On my ass, but not on my back, odd now that I think about it. I've never thought about "overspray" and "cum" in the same sentence before....

Why the question?

 

[KillerMuffin]

MG5's very first GB post!

Normally try to stay out of political discussions, but what the heck.

Zell's nickname here in Georgia is Zig-Zag Zell for the way he flip flops all over the place on important issues. And those approval ratings are not for anything he's done as a senator, they're left overs from his terms as governor. (And wasn't that a lovely zig-zag, too. When he left office, he said he'd never seek public office again. Oh yeah, that was like his promise to not run for re-election as governor... and...)

 

[KillerMuffin]

PC's first GB post!

I took it a couple of steps further....

"my stiff meat aches for your tender moist loins"

To French: ma viande raide fait mal pour votre tendre moite échine

Back to English: my stiff meat makes badly for your tightening moist spine

To German: meine steifen Fleischmarken falsch für Ihren festziehenden feuchten Dorn

English: my rigid meat labels falsely for your tightening damp thorn

To Italian: le mie etichette rigide della carne erroneamente per la vostra di fissaggio umida spina

English: my rigid labels of the meat erroneously for yours of humid implantation thorn



Somehow I think I would rather have a humid implantation thorn instead of rigid labels of the meat......But then again, that's the French/Germans/Italians and Portuguese for you.

strange, but fun.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ishmael's fist GB porst!

Nice avatar Alex.

Ishmael

 

[KillerMuffin]

pagancowgirls' Very first GB post!

i looove the accents. i swear a man with a english or aussie accent could make me cum by telling me about the weather!

i switched vets for my horses because there was an australian in town. never have my animals been more up to date on every possible medical procedure! lol

besides i'm jealous cuz you guys have Tony Blair and we're stuck with Resident Shrub

 

[Lancecastor]

Sitcoms always do flashback clip episodes when they run out of material.

How about poutine?

It's fun to say and has loads of gag potential.

You can use that if you want.

Lance

 

[KillerMuffin]

Lanciepants's very first GB post!

...I finished a contract assinment, have two new to choose between, possibly both with jetting between, am packing for summer on the lake in Heaven, heard from delicious friends in both locales and a good buddy in Antigua.

Total spontenaity and choices abounding in all quadrants. Healthy. Happy. Sunshine. Erections continue unabated, abounding and fullsome.

Plus...was not hit by a truck.

Suh-weet.
LC

 

[Problem Child]

PC's first GB post!

Weak, but at least it wasn't:

Hi guys plz help me get to 100 posts tonite so I can get an av.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You got here pre-avs. You should have seen what I had to wade through to find your first GB post. You're were a hot little slut, my boy.

 

[Azwed]

What was mine what was mine.

Hmhh maybe I don't want to know it probably sucked.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The Queen of Smut and Cum first speaks on the GB!

Thanks for the compliments! This bulletin board thing is new for us, so if you have any suggestions or come across any problems feel free to drop us a note. I'm really excited about this part of the site. I think it will be an excellent resource for our writers and a great way for our readers to interact.

 

[Problem Child]

You got here pre-avs. You should have seen what I had to wade through to find your first GB post. You're were a hot little slut, my boy.

No shit, I was just looking myself. How embarrassing is that?

It's a good thing most of the people doing SRP suck at it or I'd probably still be over there.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Azwed!

Ok calm down a little bit there i don't think what he said was worth that sever a tougne lashing. I know in my area cable is 20 to 30 a month depending on what company you get there are two right now and might be a third in the future. That is a flat rate no additional instalation costs. That covers the service plus the renting of the cable modem and the rent of a new ethernet card to go with the modem. Instalations are still free right now. Right now there is no contract to sign but i think they are going to have a one year contract in order to get the free instalation sometime in the future.

 

[Azwed]

Hmhhh I thought that post was on the How To board. I know it was directed towards Lasher.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Holy Cow, KM's cleanin out the closets!


Cheyenne's first ever...

I agree- the Beaver is the best. Rotates a shaft inside you for that "full" feeling while the beaver tongue vibrates your clit. Amazing. Works every time.

Ben wa balls just haven't done much for me. Not enough stimulation I guess.

 

[KimIsBored]

I guess this is a good place for my first general board post.

Hello all I finally got the courage to come over to the real big board on the literotica forums.

 

[Problem Child]

Lasher. What a fargin' newbie.

Hi...Long time listener, first time caller...(ummm....sorry, that's a joke, too much sports talk radio, I guess). But I have to say I'm suprised, I expected this BB to be thread after thread of "how big is your cock" and things of that nature. I hope you'll forgive for that, the vast majority of what I read hear sounds very intelligent. So let me see what I can do to change that!!(another joke....)

Ok, first, about the incest thing (and I'll never be able to run for president now, I hope you're all happy!!). I'm a big fan of the incest stories printed here, and I have to say that through my teenage years I spent a great deal of time lusting after my cousin. However, the thing you have to remember is that the stories printed here are fantasy...That's what makes them enjoyable. I think Rodrigo said something about incest between consenting adults being acceptable. How often does that happen? In the vast majority of cases incest involves a domineering parent extended his control over his family to another level. It's not about consentual sex, it's about rape and child abuse. I think we've over looked that so far. I'll continue to enjoy the incest stories here, but I'll also keep in mind why I do.

Anyways, Laurel, I just wanted to say, your family sounds an awful damn lot like mine. I spent most of the year my wife spent planning our wedding trying to figure out how not to invite them, and still seem like a nice guy. Unfortunately, I can't be done, yet somehow I managed to survive.

Sinner_18...There's two things I really remember about being 18..1) I was sure I wasn't like all the other 18 yr olds. That I was more mature, had been through things they couldn't understand, and that I was wise beyond my years....and 2) That I was overwhelmingly in love with this girl and I knew that I would be with her the rest of my life and that I couldn't live without her. And when I turned 30 there was one thing I was sure of...that when I was 18 I didn't know shit. What I have now are some wonderful memories, I stack of letters I love to read when my wife is away and I can think about how things were and they could have been, and the knowledge that had 12 great fucking years before I finally found the woman I was meant to marry. Of course you can't understand why everyone tells you to "put it on the back burner". That's the joy of being young, of being able to feel things so intensely that it physically hurts to think about being without someone. I think about things like that now and I'm so damn glad to have those years after I was 18 to live. Now I concern myself with car payments, and mortgages, and retirement planning, and getting ahead at work, all the responsiblities of being an adult. I love my wife and I love the life we have together, and I would never ever for a minute want to go back to the life I live when I was younger. But I wouldn't trade that time for anything, either.

I'm gonna kick myself for not remembering who said this, but nothing truer was ever said..."Youth is wasted on the young".

 

[Pyper]

Wow, first posts are really boring. I don't remember mine, but I think it was obsequious.

 

[HeavyStick]

Wow, first posts are really boring. I don't remember mine, but I think it was obsequious.

Question Jabberwocky

Hi everbody, I'm new to the message boards, though I've been hanging around this site since forever. What I wanted to say is, for all you people who have read "Through the Looking Glass" (in which The Walrus and the Carpenter appears, or is that Alice in Wonderland?), does anybody question the morality in the poem The Jabberwocky?
In The Jabberwocky, a man warns his son of a ferocious monster (you guessed it, the Jabberwocky) who terrorizes the forest. Curiously, the man then leaves his son to face the Jabberwocky alone. (Moral oddity #1). The son ends up killing the Jabberwocky as soon as it appears and runs home to his proud father. What I want to know is, why do we never get to hear the Jabberwocky's side of it? The poor guy doesn't get a word in edgewise before the boy chops his head off. And in the illustration, the Jabberwocky appears to be wearing a vest. If he wears clothes, doesn't that mean he is intelligent? Has anybody (well, you Lewis Carroll fans anyway) ever been bothered by this before? Or am I just an anal retentive neurotic can't-think-of-any-more-adjectives person?

 

[Pyper]

Yes. I am an anal retentive neurotic can't-think-of-any-more-adjectives-person.

What a weird post. Oh well, what can I say, I was 18.

 

[KimIsBored]

I like pyper already she seems funny.

 

[Pyper]

I like pyper already she seems funny.

 

[Freya]

I like pyper already she seems funny.

Ehhh, she's ok.

 

[Rubyfruit]

These are hysterical. Chey's first post is classic!

Somebody brought mine up before. I think it was something really embarrassing like giving advice on a sore throat.

Thanks for the memories....

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Oh My Goodness!

Don't Do Mine, Please!

Do Mishka's!!! Or Dillinger's!!!!