Oh Thør... How they hangin'?

[4est_4est_Gump]

The surprises came in a trio: First, Marvel Comics announced that the character of Thor, based upon the Norse God of Thunder, would become a woman. The second surprise was the venue in which the switch was announced — ABC’s feminine-minded daytime talk show The View — but perhaps that was predictable, considering that Marvel and ABC Television are both owned by Disney.

But the third, and biggest, surprise is that anyone thought this was a good idea.

“This is not She-Thor,” senior writer Jason Aaron said in a Marvel release. “This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe. But it’s unlike any Thor we’ve ever seen before.”

http://www.nationalreview.com/node/383166/print

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Silly bullshit from Disney. At least let Marvel make the story interesting...instead, we're pissing off the fan base AND anyone with Norse blood or even a working brain for that matter.

Ugh....

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

NOT a shemale!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Why alter an existing character? Is it not possible to create or pull from mythology a strong female character?

This is stupid.

They could have used any number of other female superheroes, who, from the Marvel mythology could wield Mjölnir. Even Sif, from the movies, would have been a better plan....

Double ugh.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why alter an existing character? Is it not possible to create or pull from mythology a strong female character?

This is stupid.

They haven't had much luck and this will get attention.



Do you have any idea how many guys call their weapon Thor???



Gonna have to rethink that now!

 

[Jackotheshadows]

They haven't had much luck and this will get attention.



Do you have any idea how many guys call their weapon Thor???



Gonna have to rethink that now!

The ONLY bright side to that decision, maybe!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The ONLY bright side to that decision, maybe!

lol

Agreed...

Let's hope choice #2 is not BATman...

 

[yossi]

Split the difference and have him wear his wedding dress from now on.

 

[MonaLittle]

This thread needs pics of Thor's balls.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

As soon as they thaw out...



... maybe August?

 

[MonaLittle]

Aren't there quicker ways to warm them up?

 

[yossi]

LTR would appreciate this one.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Aren't there quicker ways to warm them up?

I'm not touching that with a ten-foot pole...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh, Thør...

 

[thør]

This thread needs pics of Thor's balls.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's not brass.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Titanium Ovaries ?

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Superman was clearly a refugee...

 

[thør]

That's not brass.

You're looking for a monkey.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're looking for a monkey.

He's the only one that has nothing to hide.

 

[thør]

He's the only one that has nothing to hide.

Brass is much softer than steel.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Brass is much softer than steel.

Maybe...



... but you gotta salute the brass or they will slap the steel cuffs on you.

 

[Aquagal]

This thread needs pics of Thor's balls.

I totally came back to see if this post was fulfilled.