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I never have to mow a lawn ever again! The grounds staff do all that!
You're in a mental institution?!?!?!
(Kidding.)
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lol..I call the new gated community we are setting up to move into 'Fucking Disneyland"!...it's full of dwarves, and Snow Whites and deer statues. Oh and a giant Mickey Mouse welcomes you.
I push the dwarves over on their stupid smiling faces whenever I get the chance.
There's even a small helicopter ( I don't think it's airworthy) parked on the lawn out front.
I never have to mow a lawn ever again! The grounds staff do all that!
Great! That's why I secretly want to live in a condo development. Only problem is that there are rules: you can't paint your house periwinkle and you can put up political sighs.
Never? Are you there forever... and I'm probably not sure exactly quite where.
Okay... that kinda answers my question in my last post.... kinda. I've always wanted to knock over one of the folks wearing wiener costumes at the baseball park.
Um... you want me to say it?
To answer my question.... did you take it the day you "froze your keester off?"
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Dave, I got photos for you,. I even took a bit of a funny route, up Whitehall ( from the Houses of Parliament to Trafalgar Square) , to get some. ( suited me though, because there was an exhibition at the national gallery I wanted to see, well, two, but I only went to one, there are limits. ) But it was a funny call, taking this route because we walked right by Hugh Grant. I only saw the back of his head really , but I emailed Jezzi to tell her,
In the early evening G and I met another UK litster from bdsm board for a drink and then went to a great jazz venue to hear really fantastic band. g goes there a lo, and they were so kind to us last night, they had actually comped us the tickets and when we got there they put us in not the superior seats ( which I always hated) but my FAVOURITE table, not the bench seats we had chosen ( a bit cheaper so less of an ask, and behind my favourite table).
We had a beautiful drive home, getting home before two, and once of the motorway having most of the road to ourself, and having the last fifty miles entirely to ourselves on the road. The only disappointment wS normally in such conditions we would see wildlife, but not last night.
So glad you had so much fun!! I was tickled pink to get your email, and what??? I don't rate photos? Only Dave gets them??? *pouts*
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No, you do, you do! Dave asked me for them though. I've been looking back, they aren't as fun as your walk ones.
I thought you'd like it! That's why I emailed you! I realised I was on my phone and it would have G's nAme on it which might have been weird
<pout> I didn't get to see pictures.
I haven't been to London since 1985. But I might get there by the end of the year, or early next, if all goes well. <fingers crossed>
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I haven't sorted out any of the pictures yet so no one has seen anything, but....they aren't great.
Really? You want to meet for a coffee or something if get to visit London ?
I would love that, Elle. I'll keep you posted. And my fingers still crossed.
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It takes pages of documentation to get you into the pits? That seems a little excessive.
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Rednecks?
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That reminds me. Drunken, impromptu counseling session lady wanted to talk about her ex-husband running off with a stripper 15 years ago. Stripper left him, of course.
The thing that she was most outraged about?
Something that the guy said about why it is that he felt unfulfilled in his marriage. He said: " I don't know if I've ever been loved by a hand that touched me."
She kept repeating, "Why would he say that; what does that even mean?!??:
That phrase tickled my memory somewhere so when she went inside for another shot of whatever it was she was fortifying herself with I quickly Googled it turns out it's a Matchbox 20 lyric.
She didn't seem to understand it when I was explaining it to her. I thought perhaps she would feel better knowing that the twit had plagiarized the line that bothered her.
