Oh, Penis Gazer

[miles]

About once every 5 years he forgets that he's linked his real name in Lit posts, in order to prove he has done some kind of thing.

Later, he gets bent out of shape because people can google the stuff he claimed to do.

As a mod tell me why you would quote a post which contains a poster's real name?

Isn't that a violation of the TOS?

 

[Lancecastor]

As a mod tell me why you would quote a post which contains a poster's real name?

Isn't that a violation of the TOS?

You should try violating Laurel's terms of service sometime, Miles.

 

[Ishmael]

As a mod tell me why you would quote a post which contains a poster's real name?

Isn't that a violation of the TOS?

You should try violating Laurel's terms of service sometime, Miles.

Well of course it is a violation. But as we have learned, some animals are more equal than others.

I did report the post, not because I particularly care but because some stupid fuck banned me for using the "proper" name of a cartoon character. It was as enlightening as it was funny.

Ishmael

 

[Disgustipated]

Back to the subject at hand. When I first announced the creation of the video penis gazer and a few others started making demands that I "post it on Utube." Apparently the stupid fuckers couldn't quite realize that it was an effort to tap into the obscene amount of monies that are expended every election cycle. How in the hell can you sell something you just gave away for free? Obviously the shit for brains crowd couldn't quite grasp that concept.

When I didn't post it the mantra morphed into "you're bullshitting," you never made a video. Quite obviously it was made.

Now it's morphed into, "it's a lame video." And to an extent that is true. It was done as a concept piece. Vast amounts of studio resources, high priced vocal talent, etc. were not used. It was meant solely as a teaser to get someone to invest in a full blown professional production. It was also only one of three that were story boarded out. This one was selected because no on camera talent (actors for you not familiar with productions) or on site camera work was needed to put it together.

I published the video after the 2014 election season was essentially over. We couldn't sell the concepts. But we ALL learned some valuable lessons about the political ad process. The major candidates listen to their high paid consultants, not some production house in FL that specializes in aerial and music video shoots. And those high paid consultants have formed bonds with high priced PR/Marketing firms. The only way to get in the door is to find a local candidate with a bright future and ride his/her coat tails. And the clips we put together were useless to a local candidate.

Returning to why this thread exists. Merely to shove it up penis gazers ass. He's spent damn near 7 years telling everyone the video didn't exist. I could have published the clip at any time. Initially I didn't for business reasons. And later because it came down to the longer he shot off his mouth, the bigger the mouthful of Crow he was going to have to chew on.

Ishmael

Cool story, bro! I mean, besides 99% of it being a complete falsehood of the series of the actual events that happened on the Lit but cool story nonetheless.

 

[Lancecastor]

Can we focus on the violation of Laurel's TOS?

I feel dirty just typing it.

 

[Disgustipated]

Can we focus on the violation of Laurel's TOS?

I feel dirty just typing it.

You, Ishtard and SadDonkeyBoi can have a town hall.

 

[Ishmael]

Sadly penis gazer is one of those individuals that believes that they can raise their status in life by trying to tear down others. It doesn't work, but he'll keep on trying.

Ever since his mother dropped him in the gutter to turn another trick his life has been hard. Raised by an obscure and disavowed sect of the Unitarian Church he was taught that it is better to beg, borrow, and steal than to live an honest life. On the streets as an urchin, when he couldn't whine his way out of getting a shill to part with their money, he tried to shame them by name calling. And at the end of the day the church took all his money, after all it was the path to redemption.

By his thirtieth birthday he finally figured out that the church was screwing him over so he struck out on his own. the same tactics seemed to work on the street corners he was able to stake out and he was able to keep all that money for himself. But even then he wasn't satisfied. Why should he have to stand out in the Sun, the rain, the freezing wind, when others could work in an office, travel to distant and fun places. It wasn't fair, not fair at all.

To complicate matters the whole "path to redemption" teachings kept gnawing away at his soul. It confused his mind and ate away at his humanity. He's been searching for someone to abuse him, strip him of his hard won monies. And when he finds one he once again becomes jaded and runs away. He's running still, and always will.

Ishmael

 

[Adre]

It would appear happy hour started early today.

 

[Ishmael]

Can we focus on the violation of Laurel's TOS?

I feel dirty just typing it.

Start dropping the names of cartoon characters from back in the '70's. Make sure you have an alt. ready to shed some light on the truth. Perhaps after shooting their own foot enough they'll get the picture.

You just can't run an 'uncensored' forum if you're going to censor it. Even a five year old would smell the hypocrisy.

Ishmael

 

[Disgustipated]

Sadly penis gazer is one of those individuals that believes that they can raise their status in life by trying to tear down others. It doesn't work, but he'll keep on trying.

Ever since his mother dropped him in the gutter to turn another trick his life has been hard. Raised by an obscure and disavowed sect of the Unitarian Church he was taught that it is better to beg, borrow, and steal than to live an honest life. On the streets as an urchin, when he couldn't whine his way out of getting a shill to part with their money, he tried to shame them by name calling. And at the end of the day the church took all his money, after all it was the path to redemption.

By his thirtieth birthday he finally figured out that the church was screwing him over so he struck out on his own. the same tactics seemed to work on the street corners he was able to stake out and he was able to keep all that money for himself. But even then he wasn't satisfied. Why should he have to stand out in the Sun, the rain, the freezing wind, when others could work in an office, travel to distant and fun places. It wasn't fair, not fair at all.

To complicate matters the whole "path to redemption" teachings kept gnawing away at his soul. It confused his mind and ate away at his humanity. He's been searching for someone to abuse him, strip him of his hard won monies. And when he finds one he once again becomes jaded and runs away. He's running still, and always will.

Ishmael

You realize you're saying this aloud, right? In ink, right?

Are you really babbling about "tearing down others to feel better" in a thread where you try to tear down another Lit member by trying to tear down the President?

Are you sure you know the definition of hypocrisy? I know you practice it all the time but it doesn't seem you understand that word.

It was a terrible decision to make this thread and to perpetuate your bullshit is downright sad to watch.

 

[eyerami]

I get off trying to tear down another poster by telling him exactly how I'd assault his daughter, and that she'd like it.

Of course, if I actually did in real life what I told that poster I'd do to his daughter, even my two-faced GB moderator pal couldn't save me from jail time.

Oh, well. At least all my progressive pals here still fully support me, especially all the Blurt Bitches who pretend to be so pro-woman all the time, including - naturally - the most infamous Blurt Bitch of them all: the two-faced GB moderator herself.

.....

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/X8rJrWZ.png

 

[Ishmael]

It would appear happy hour started early today.

A penis gazer understudy? Why fuck with you when the real deal is available?

Ishmael

 

[Luk]

You just know this thread is going poorly for the dummy when even his fellow drunkards skip it and considering how much those morons hate me, their absence is especially funny.

 

[Christobal]

If he posted his real name himself what would be the problem with reposting it. Is outing ourselves against the rules?

 

[Ishmael]

If he posted his real name himself what would be the problem with reposting it. Is outing ourselves against the rules?

Who knows anymore?

Ishmael

 

[Christobal]

Who knows anymore?

Ishmael

One way to find out.

 

[miles]

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About once every 5 years he forgets that he's linked his real name in Lit posts, in order to prove he has done some kind of thing.

Later, he gets bent out of shape because people can google the stuff he claimed to do.

Pretty stewped thing for a mod to do, huh?

 

[Disgustipated]

Pretty stewped thing for a mod to do, huh?

Totally.

Right after Ishtard posted it himself, jeopardizing VatAss' children in the process.

Of course, you're too dumb to understand how forum hierarchy works. See, there is the Boss (Laurel, who owns everything) and her unpaid assistants (Bronze, Chippy, etc.). Think of it like your wife and yourself.

 

[miles]

Totally.

Right after Ishtard posted it himself, jeopardizing VatAss' children in the process.

Of course, you're too dumb to understand how forum hierarchy works. See, there is the Boss (Laurel, who owns everything) and her unpaid assistants (Bronze, Chippy, etc.). Think of it like your wife and yourself.

DING! DING! DING!

It only took what....three minutes to show everyone what a complete asshole you are?

 

[Disgustipated]

It only took what....three minutes to show everyone what a complete asshole you are?

I know! You've been working on proving yourself to be an asshole for a decade and it only took me 3 minutes! Slacker.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Well of course it is a violation. But as we have learned, some animals are more equal than others.

I did report the post, not because I particularly care but because some stupid fuck banned me for using the "proper" name of a cartoon character. It was as enlightening as it was funny.

Ishmael

*chuckle*

I got banned as part of an object lesson too.

 

[Adjudicator]

^^^^alt





Btw: interesting that these two alts came to Luk's rescue.
So quickly, so fast. Their only post in 24 hours.

What can I say? I'm not an ish fan. I did look him up yesterday after seeing his name posted. He was easy to find.

 

[Lancecastor]

Totally.

Right after Ishtard posted it himself, jeopardizing VatAss' children in the process.

Of course, you're too dumb to understand how forum hierarchy works. See, there is the Boss (Laurel, who owns everything) and her unpaid assistants (Bronze, Chippy, etc.). Think of it like your wife and yourself.

What a fucking pansy you are.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What a fucking pansy you are.

Indeed.