Oh, Penis Gazer

[Lancecastor]

Am I missing something here? I saw a ten second vid of a penny falling into an enamel cup. Is there another bit I didn't see?

You idiot.

The cup is liquid-cooled!

 

[pointless]

it was the terrible line read that really pulled it all together in the end.

 

[Sean]

it was the terrible line read that really pulled it all together in the end.

Yeah, the inflexion on "now" was truly bizarre.

 

[pointless]

it was clearly read like it was the beginning of a separate sentence.

 

[phrodeau]

Am I missing something here? I saw a ten second vid of a penny falling into an enamel cup. Is there another bit I didn't see?

It's titled "The Old Tin Cup" but it's an enamel cup. See how it's just packed with irony?

 

[Christobal]

Yeah, the inflexion on "now" was truly bizarre.

Got to love the the grammar Police. Wait it moved up 15 notches. Now it is the "inflexion" (sic) Police

 

[pointless]

Got to love the the grammar Police. Wait it moved up 15 notches. Now it is the "inflexion" (sic) Police

not the grammar police, the no one fucking talks like that and it is therefore incredibly off putting and amateurish police. seriously, it was a bad read. you know it. i know it. everyone fucking knows it.

 

[Darbhinder]

So ishtard linked a lame video and we're to believe it is his infamous anti obama video..lmao. Pathetic old man.

 

[Disgustipated]

Am I missing something here? I saw a ten second vid of a penny falling into an enamel cup. Is there another bit I didn't see?

To make a vanity thread in this strange yet painfully dull piece is just lame. At least CIH posted pics of my junk.

not the grammar police, the no one fucking talks like that and it is therefore incredibly off putting and amateurish police. seriously, it was a bad read. you know it. i know it. everyone fucking knows it.

That Christol dude must be one of Ishtard's surviving children. He's latched onto the old drunk since his arrival.

To blindly back someone who has completely lost touch with reality is fucking pathetic.

Just think, after this disaster Ish posted vids of him and his idiot friends shooting guns. Yay America!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[Lancecastor]

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[hashtag45]

To make a vanity thread in this strange yet painfully dull piece is just lame. At least CIH posted pics of my junk.

That Christol dude must be one of Ishtard's surviving children. He's latched onto the old drunk since his arrival.

To blindly back someone who has completely lost touch with reality is fucking pathetic.

Just think, after this disaster Ish posted vids of him and his idiot friends shooting guns. Yay America!

Someone is starting to look a bit butthurt. Long posts, three posts already…
That means that I'm certainly going to use the "Penis Gazer" nicknames whenever your alts talk about "Sanjeet and Babu are going on a rape spree in the samosa wagon".

And Christobal: I'm starting to like you more and more.
You're showing some backbone and making your own judgment calls. You don't suck up to the "popular" posters, neither do you adopt their views blindly, in order to be "popular" or "liked".

 

[Lancecastor]

Luk's a pussy; he should confine himself to the Blurt thread.

 

[Disgustipated]

Luk's a coward.

see? Coward.

I'm surprised the little bastard even posted here. You'd think that he'd want this thread to sink as fast as possible. So you can add 'stupid' to the coward label.

Ishmael

Luk's a pussy; he should confine himself to the Blurt thread.

Luk has no problem with impotent old men calling him a coward and a pussy.

 

[snugglestruggle]

For a lame thread, it drew in all the lit libs, it even attracted the GB's very own Al Sharpton (Zumi).

 

[hashtag45]

Luk has no problem with impotent old men calling him a coward and a pussy.

So that's why you've been pisting non-stop?

 

[hashtag45]

so?
that is/was the (in)famous bone of contention ad?

^^^^alt

Ish, lay off the vino, man. It's in your best interests.

So ishtard linked a lame video and we're to believe it is his infamous anti obama video..lmao. Pathetic old man.

Btw: interesting that these two alts came to Luk's rescue.
So quickly, so fast. Their only post in 24 hours.

 

[Darbhinder]

^^^^alt





Btw: interesting that these two alts came to the rescue of Luk.
So quickly, so fast. Their only post in 24 hours.

Pakistani tranny attention whore ^^

 

[miles]

Luk has no problem with impotent old men calling him a coward and a pussy.

Impotent?

No wonder he calls you penis gazer.

 

[bronzeage]

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About once every 5 years he forgets that he's linked his real name in Lit posts, in order to prove he has done some kind of thing.

Later, he gets bent out of shape because people can google the stuff he claimed to do.

 

[Disgustipated]

About once every 5 years he forgets that he's linked his real name in Lit posts, in order to prove he has done some kind of thing.

Later, he gets bent out of shape because people can google the stuff he claimed to do.

You would think if VatAss loved his family he would protect them from his idiot father.

 

[Ishmael]

About once every 5 years he forgets that he's linked his real name in Lit posts, in order to prove he has done some kind of thing.

Later, he gets bent out of shape because people can google the stuff he claimed to do.

This seems as good a place as any to pick this thread up again.

Let's start with I haven't forgotten anything. I'm fully aware of the copyright attribution on the video as well as the Utube account name. I don't care. All of the early Lit. posters know my name. I'm not hiding from anyone and I'm not ashamed of being here or of the posts I make. Those that think they're posting with anonymity are only fooling themselves. Anyone can find out any posters real name with the expenditure of a little time and effort. But to what end?

To hearken back to an old 'Swampism,' it's kind like catching an old alligator by the tail.

"OK boy, you got'em now. What ya goin' to do with'em?"

I suppose some jackass might do some digging in an effort to cause me either financial harm or physical harm. In the first instance they're going to face criminal prosecution, in the second instance they're most certainly going to face prosecution, or end up dead. As much as I may annoy some people I hardly think I'm worth the consequences they'd have to deal with.

Ishmael

 

[Darbhinder]

This seems as good a place as any to pick this thread up again.

Let's start with I haven't forgotten anything. I'm fully aware of the copyright attribution on the video as well as the Utube account name. I don't care. All of the early Lit. posters know my name. I'm not hiding from anyone and I'm not ashamed of being here or of the posts I make. Those that think they're posting with anonymity are only fooling themselves. Anyone can find out any posters real name with the expenditure of a little time and effort. But to what end?

To hearken back to an old 'Swampism,' it's kind like catching an old alligator by the tail.

"OK boy, you got'em now. What ya goin' to do with'em?"

I suppose some jackass might do some digging in an effort to cause me either financial harm or physical harm. In the first instance they're going to face criminal prosecution, in the second instance they're most certainly going to face prosecution, or end up dead. As much as I may annoy some people I hardly think I'm worth the consequences they'd have to deal with.

Ishmael

Lol..

 

[Ishmael]

Back to the subject at hand. When I first announced the creation of the video penis gazer and a few others started making demands that I "post it on Utube." Apparently the stupid fuckers couldn't quite realize that it was an effort to tap into the obscene amount of monies that are expended every election cycle. How in the hell can you sell something you just gave away for free? Obviously the shit for brains crowd couldn't quite grasp that concept.

When I didn't post it the mantra morphed into "you're bullshitting," you never made a video. Quite obviously it was made.

Now it's morphed into, "it's a lame video." And to an extent that is true. It was done as a concept piece. Vast amounts of studio resources, high priced vocal talent, etc. were not used. It was meant solely as a teaser to get someone to invest in a full blown professional production. It was also only one of three that were story boarded out. This one was selected because no on camera talent (actors for you not familiar with productions) or on site camera work was needed to put it together.

I published the video after the 2014 election season was essentially over. We couldn't sell the concepts. But we ALL learned some valuable lessons about the political ad process. The major candidates listen to their high paid consultants, not some production house in FL that specializes in aerial and music video shoots. And those high paid consultants have formed bonds with high priced PR/Marketing firms. The only way to get in the door is to find a local candidate with a bright future and ride his/her coat tails. And the clips we put together were useless to a local candidate.

Returning to why this thread exists. Merely to shove it up penis gazers ass. He's spent damn near 7 years telling everyone the video didn't exist. I could have published the clip at any time. Initially I didn't for business reasons. And later because it came down to the longer he shot off his mouth, the bigger the mouthful of Crow he was going to have to chew on.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

Any footage of shoving up his ass?