Oh no! Not another "My kids are so cute" thread!

[Guest]

But it's true. And I just have to share.

Tonight hubby is at a meeting and daughter is currently into her books. I'm exhausted and just trying to finish out this week.

But earlier this evening our 5-year-old son announced that I needed to play Pokemon with him (which daddy usually does).

And no, not the card game. This Pokemon game is always a serious wrestling match on mommy and daddy's bed, complete with certain attacks for specific types of Pokemon (water, fire, plant, ghost) of which I have only a brief acquaintance.

Well, I played my best but I am certainly not skilled. OK, I stink. I mean really, really, really stink. (Though I was pretty good at throwing pillows at him.)

But my sweet son, recognizing my difficulty, and with brilliant intuition, told me I could be the Snorlax.

"Which Pokemon is that?" I asked him.

"Well," said he, "Snorlax doesn't have any attacks. It just lays around and sleeps all the time. And sometimes it gets up and eats."

Thank God.

Maybe I will make it to Friday after all!

 

[sweetnpetite]

How complimentary

I prefer to be Jigglypuff. I sing (my name over and over) until everyone falls asleep, and then I scribble all over their faces with permenant ink

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I wonder just what my son thinks when he's looking at mommy!


I think I'd like to be the Charizard.

A huge dragon-like thing, he can fly and he always does whatever the hell he wants.

AND he shoots real flames everywhere when he's angry.

Sounds like fun to me!

 

[destinie21]

How complimentary

I prefer to be Jigglypuff. I sing (my name over and over) until everyone falls asleep, and then I scribble all over their faces with permenant ink

great now I can't get the high pithed jigglypuff song out of my head.

jiiiiiiiiii-gggg-lll-y puuuuuff

 

[McKenna]

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[English Lady]

My husband is a Squirtle *ewg*

 

[Vincent E]

When I was about 14-years old my uncle took my cousins and myself to a fair. Two of my cousins and I were walking through the fairgrounds when we crossed paths with a rather large woman pushing a baby carriage. Being the smart-ass that I was back then I glanced into the carriage and threw a quick look at he woman and said, "My, what an ugly baby."

My cousins were a little embarrassed, and while I never looked back at the rather large woman pushing the baby carriage all I heard from her was a gasp.

Later in life I found myself surrounded by married friends and family. "Oh, look at the baby." I never say, "Why, he's all rumpled and wrinkly, and he smells bad." I don't say it because I am no longer a 14-year old smartass.

In the years that have passed I've learned to be a discrimminating smartass.

 

[Dirt Man]

Yes, I too learned at a very young age that all babies are cute. Though in truth the only one that they are cute to is their mommies who carried them for nine torturous, nurturing months. I know, I was there in the delivery room when both of my children were born. The word ugly took on a whole new meaning for me after that. Cut as a baby's butt? Do these women even have the same noses as men, or do they loose their sense of smell for a couple of years after giving birth? Ah well, such is life.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

PS: This was a tongue in cheek tale ladies, I really think all babies are cute. Men, you know I ain't lying.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

The thing that most gets me about new-born's, is how people can see that they're "The spitting image" of so-and-so!!!

WHAT?? HAVE YOU LOST ALL YOUR MARBLES????

IT'S A FUCKING BABY (Albe-it, normally an immeasurably cute one!!) IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN ANOTHER BABY!!!!

Pink, wrinkly, loud, cute, wonderful little things, that don't look anything like "Great Uncle Pilkington, twice-removed!!!"

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Anyway, back to Pokemon's, other than my daughter having loads of cards, I don't much have a clue!!!!!

 

[Guest]

The thing that most gets me about new-born's, is how people can see that they're "The spitting image" of so-and-so!!!


WHAT?? HAVE YOU LOST ALL YOUR MARBLES????

IT'S A FUCKING BABY (Albe-it, normally an immeasurably cute one!!) IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN ANOTHER BABY!!!!

Pink, wrinkly, loud, cute, wonderful little things, that don't look anything like "Great Uncle Pilkington, twice-removed!!!"

Laughing -

Red-faced, wrinkled, eyes swollen, clenched fists, hair sticking up in every direction, angry at the world until they've had a chance to recover from the indiginities of being born . . .

I remember Bill Cosby in his "Himself" comedy video talking about this.

After his wife delivered their first child (and the entire description of that was hilarious) Cosby said he looked at it.

He said he watched the nurses clean it off and it wasn't getting any better.

So he went to his wife and kissed her gently and said, "I love you very much, and you just gave birth to - a lizard."

 

[Guest]

Anyway, back to Pokemon's, other than my daughter having loads of cards, I don't much have a clue!!!!!

That's OK. You can be a Snorlax with me!