Oh dear oh dear.

[geronimo_appleby]

Got one!
Enjoy the following. It was sent anonymously by email. You gotta love the twisted logic!

Comments:

Your preface not-withstanding, all three of your characters are sick
motherfuckers. She needs to be hung up and skinned alive. Were she
real, I would volunteer for the job myself.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Got one!
Enjoy the following. It was sent anonymously by email. You gotta love the twisted logic!

Comments:

Your preface not-withstanding, all three of your characters are sick
motherfuckers. She needs to be hung up and skinned alive. Were she
real, I would volunteer for the job myself.

Let me guess, Loving Wives?
I'd hang that up and frame it.
he forgot to sign it "Love, Buffalo Bill."

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Let me guess, Loving Wives?
I'd hang that up and frame it.
he forgot to sign it "Love, Buffalo Bill."

Loving Wives it is! I must admit that I submitted it specifically to wind them up, and it worked. I love the way the 'characters' are sick m/f's, and then he/she? offers to carve the lady up!! Priceless.

 

[impressive]

Ah, so it posted.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ah, so it posted.

LOL, yep. Hi Imp. Have you time or inclination to do another quick proof for me?

 

[impressive]

LOL, yep. Hi Imp. Have you time or inclination to do another quick proof for me?

Hi, hun. I'll have to pass this time. Heavily into a copy edit of the v1 anthology manuscript. I found quite a few things that authors should have picked up in their own edits before sending in final versions. Gonna have to crack that whip ... which could be fun.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Hi, hun. I'll have to pass this time. Heavily into a copy edit of the v1 anthology manuscript. I found quite a few things that authors should have picked up in their own edits before sending in final versions. Gonna have to crack that whip ... which could be fun.

LOL, I bet it'd be fun. No drama, I'll send it elsewhere.

 

[AppleBiter]

Let me guess, Loving Wives?
I'd hang that up and frame it.
he forgot to sign it "Love, Buffalo Bill."

*snickers* "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!!!"

 

[R. Richard]

Got one!
Enjoy the following. It was sent anonymously by email. You gotta love the twisted logic!

Comments:

Your preface not-withstanding, all three of your characters are sick
motherfuckers. She needs to be hung up and skinned alive. Were she
real, I would volunteer for the job myself.

I anonymous had any class he/she/it would have added "Stop me before I kill more!"

 

[elsol]

I'm interested in seeing if it's possible to confuse the hell out of the LW readers.

I've had a story in mind for awhile in my head from the perspective of the 'male lover'... to treat a cheating incident as nobody's fault and everybody's fault at the same time.

It's based on the Killerz 'Mr. Brightside' song... everytime I hear that song I imagine the lover always having to be 'Mr. Brightside' to satisfy the woman having an affair.

*shrug*

Probably won't do it as clearly, the LW readers are a bit frightful.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[AppleBiter]

I'm interested in seeing if it's possible to confuse the hell out of the LW readers.

I've had a story in mind for awhile in my head from the perspective of the 'male lover'... to treat a cheating incident as nobody's fault and everybody's fault at the same time.

It's based on the Killerz 'Mr. Brightside' song... everytime I hear that song I imagine the lover always having to be 'Mr. Brightside' to satisfy the woman having an affair.

*shrug*

Probably won't do it as clearly, the LW readers are a bit frightful.

Sincerely,
ElSol

The LW Mafia is such a source of entertainment! LOL I say go for it.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I'm interested in seeing if it's possible to confuse the hell out of the LW readers.

I've had a story in mind for awhile in my head from the perspective of the 'male lover'... to treat a cheating incident as nobody's fault and everybody's fault at the same time.

It's based on the Killerz 'Mr. Brightside' song... everytime I hear that song I imagine the lover always having to be 'Mr. Brightside' to satisfy the woman having an affair.

*shrug*

Probably won't do it as clearly, the LW readers are a bit frightful.

Sincerely,
ElSol

do it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

This is all almost but not quite enough to make me pen a LW story. But where would I be with no aliens, horses, gay sex or transvestites to fall back on?

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This is all almost but not quite enough to make me pen a LW story. But where would I be with no aliens, horses, gay sex or transvestites to fall back on?

Shanglan

Pfft, what good is it then?

Hmmm, a gay alien horse seduces the wife of a transvestite?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Pfft, what good is it then?

Hmmm, a gay alien horse seduces the wife of a transvestite?

PML! I would PAY to see the response to that. They'd spit nails.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

PML! I would PAY to see the response to that. They'd spit nails.

I'd make sure to make the husband really wimpy too.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I'd make sure to make the husband really wimpy too.

ooooooh, please.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Not Loving Wives this time, but keeping with the general theme. Here's another from good ol' anon. (I didn't think there were rednecks in Essex!

This message contains feedback for: geronimo_appleby
About the submission: Private Dancer
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

This story would be a lot sexier if it didn't have the red-neck
classless slang you chose to make as the dialog Because of that it
SUCKS!!!!! This could have been so good... Only toothless dimwits
would think this is sexy or should I say "Yer only sexy to dem I say"
- GET A CLUE!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Not Loving Wives this time, but keeping with the general theme. Here's another from good ol' anon. (I didn't think there were rednecks in Essex!

This message contains feedback for: geronimo_appleby
About the submission: Private Dancer
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

This story would be a lot sexier if it didn't have the red-neck
classless slang you chose to make as the dialog Because of that it
SUCKS!!!!! This could have been so good... Only toothless dimwits
would think this is sexy or should I say "Yer only sexy to dem I say"
- GET A CLUE!

GRRR! Well, them people were ate up with the dumbass, don't pay 'em no mind.

For my story Katie's Eden, I got a similar feedback telling me that I needed a professional editor for grammer. The story is supposed to sound like the narrator is a country girl, like me.

I don't know where your anon resides, but not everyone in the world speaks the queen's English. Personally, I like a little reality with my porn. Personally, if I start reading a great piece of redneck porn and the dialogue sounds like Dawson's Creek, I'm so clicking the back button.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

GRRR! Well, them people were ate up with the dumbass, don't pay 'em no mind.

For my story Katie's Eden, I got a similar feedback telling me that I needed a professional editor for grammer. The story is supposed to sound like the narrator is a country girl, like me.

I don't know where your anon resides, but not everyone in the world speaks the queen's English. Personally, I like a little reality with my porn. Personally, if I start reading a great piece of redneck porn and the dialogue sounds like Dawson's Creek, I'm so clicking the back button.

do you think the use of Capital's and the repeated !!'s in the SUCKS!!!!!!, portion of the email.indicates the vehemence of the dumbass's ire?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

do you think the use of Capital's and the repeated !!'s in the SUCKS!!!!!!, portion of the email.indicates the vehemence of the dumbass's ire?

It's always a dead giveaway!!!!!!!!
Oh, and there's no hyphen in redneck. I know this cause I saw it on a belt buckle just yesterday.

 

[carsonshepherd]

This is all almost but not quite enough to make me pen a LW story. But where would I be with no aliens, horses, gay sex or transvestites to fall back on?

Shanglan

I still you, you know...