Oh Bollox

[Just-Legal]

Has anyone seen my sex drive? I appear to have lost it. Thank you.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Take two gay porn videos and call me in the morning.

 

[Just-Legal]

I already tried all the porn (gay, straight, bi, transsexual, you name it) my libido can handle.

Nien, nada, nicht, zip.

Fuck. Or rather, not.

 

[Dar~]

^^^ what he said^^^

 

[rgraham666]

Has anyone seen my sex drive? I appear to have lost it. Thank you.

If you want to see it again, leave £5,000 in small unmarked bills at a location to be sent to you shortly.

 

[Just-Legal]

If you want to see it again, leave £5,000 in small unmarked bills at a location to be sent to you shortly.

*Giggles* Tortuous bastard.

 

[rgraham666]

*Giggles* Tortuous bastard.

You want to know what's worse?

That's one of my redeeming qualities.

 

[Just-Legal]

You want to know what's worse?

That's one of my redeeming qualities.

You have them?

*ducks and runs*

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'll be happy to help you look for it. I think I know the right general area. However, being handicapped by my lack of hands, I shall have to use my muzzle.

Shanglan

 

[rgraham666]

You have them?

*ducks and runs*

I was hoping no one would notice.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'll be happy to help you look for it. I think I know the right general area. However, being handicapped by my lack of hands, I shall have to use my muzzle.

Shanglan

That's against the law in all states but Idaho.

 

[BlackShanglan]

That's against the law in all states but Idaho.

It's good to know that you keep close tabs on these things. Is you interest professional or, ah, personal?

 

[impressive]

I'll give you some of mine, J-L. I seem to have an over abundance.

 

[tolyk]

I would also share mine.. but I fear that implies something completely different

 

[Belegon]

I'll give you some of mine, J-L. I seem to have an over abundance.

Don't you dare....

 

[impressive]

Don't you dare....

Then get your ass over here and help me release some of it, lover.

 

[Belegon]

Then get your ass over here and help me release some of it, lover.

St. Louis again? or shall we try Chicago or Dallas this time?

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's good to know that you keep close tabs on these things. Is you interest professional or, ah, personal?

strictly veterinary.

 

[impressive]

St. Louis again? or shall we try Chicago or Dallas this time?

You think I'm even gonna notice the locale?

 

[Belegon]

strictly veterinary.

and if you believe that then I'll believe that you didn't know this check you wrote me on that Arizona oceanfront property was going to bounce...

 

[Belegon]

You think I'm even gonna notice the locale?

No, but I promised I would let the police dept. know ahead of time so they can have extra people answering the 911 line. Last time we generated 36 different "I think a woman is being murdered" calls...

 

[impressive]

No, but I promised I would let the police dept. know ahead of time so they can have extra people answering the 911 line. Last time we generated 36 different "I think a woman is being murdered" calls...

And that was BEFORE *I* started making noise.

 

[SeaCat]

Has anyone seen my sex drive? I appear to have lost it. Thank you.

Sorry, I haven't seen it, but given the right circumstances I'm sure I could help you find it again.

Cat

 

[Belegon]

And that was BEFORE *I* started making noise.

What can I say? I had thought you were a little too "impressed" with your own skills until you actually started demonstrating...


edit:if you don't bite that particular spot again I can promise the pitch will be lower this time

 

[impressive]

What can I say? I had thought you were a little too "impressed" with your own skills until you actually started demonstrating...

Calls for an encore, by all means.