Offset Alphabetical Word Pairs (A-N, B-O, etc.)

[Jessicathe69]

Wouldn't jump

... even if all my friends did.

 

[Jessicathe69]

Xylophone keys

... cause X's are hard!

 

[lionguy1975]

Zoological mutation

 

[done_got_old]

Asian name

 

[lionguy1975]

Beautiful organ

 

[done_got_old]

cute penis

 

[Jessicathe69]

Dangerous questions

... are, well... dangerous.

 

[lionguy1975]

Energetic response

 

[Stillstiff]

erotic reading

 

[Jessicathe69]

Freaky spiders

... but aren't they all?

 

[lionguy1975]

Gold tooth

 

[Jessicathe69]

Horoscope Uranus

... just 'cause I laugh every time i hear or read "Uranus".

 

[Jessicathe69]

Instant voodoo

... 'cause no one likes to wait for their voodoo.

 

[lionguy1975]

Jolly wankers

 

[Jessicathe69]

Kindly xacto-knife-wielder

... wait, ... what?

 

[done_got_old]

lazy youngster

 

[Jessicathe69]

Matriculating zombification

... just 'cause it sounds cool.

 

[done_got_old]

naked ass

 

[lionguy1975]

Orange ball

 

[done_got_old]

pussy's calling

 

[lionguy1975]

Royal dunce

 

[done_got_old]

sexy Earl

 

[lionguy1975]

Tender foreplay

 

[done_got_old]

used girl

 

[lionguy1975]

Valuable house