Office Romance

[Moi]

There's this hot new chick at work.
I'm supposed to help train her.
So here's my question: is there any way I can make her think sucking my cock is part of her job?

 

[Weird Harold]

There's this hot new chick at work.
I'm supposed to help train her.
So here's my question: is there any way I can make her think sucking my cock is part of her job?

This is NOT romantic. This is sexual harrassment and against the law. If she's got half a brain, you will lose your job for trying this.

 

[weathered2]

Re: Re: Office Romance

This is NOT romantic. This is sexual harrassment and against the law. If she's got half a brain, you will lose your job for trying this.

I agree. Don't know where European law is on this point, but here it's poison. I saw a good collegue go down because of this. I agree 100% with the law. Sad thing is this guy got nailed by someone who was obviously looking for an opportunity. He was just the first one who fell victim. Don't go there.

 

[Amused]

I say go for it.





It'll be a great story to share with the guys at the unemployment office.........

 

[SilverVeil]

I really, really hope you are joking.

 

[PowerOfOne]

I can see you have a great future in the fast food business. You may want to practice the "drive thru, please" and "would you like an apple pie to go with that order?". Please do not forget to put the napkins in the bag as well as the straws.

 

[Halx]

Heh.. the guy asked a question and you all are commenting on the ethics of it. I dont think he requested that part.

As far as how to do it.. just be yourself, be loose. If she seems to be the slutty kind then you start talking using innuendo. You should use your own judgement if and when to stop, but if the girl is really a true tramp.. err champ, then suggestions should come after that. I dont think what you really want to do is get her to think that her job includes sucking your dick - that's damn near impossible and if she's dumb enough to actually THINK that, then she's dumb enough to let it slip out at any given moment. She should know it's on the down-low (so to speak) and should be kept secret.

You can make your own decision on wether this is a good idea or not, I wont make it for you.

-Your Pal Hal

 

[PowerOfOne]

~laughing~ Familiar with sexual harrassment, Halx? Would you like to teach Moi the proper way to place the napkins in the carry out food bag? ~laughing~

 

[Halx]

Heheh.. hey.. you can warn him all you want, but he asked for advice on HOW to do it.. not what will happen if he tried. Just giving him what he wanted. I thought it was pretty funny though.

 

[PowerOfOne]

You seem to know a lot about this particular subject, Halx. Makes me worry about you. BTW, at what point does a female become a slut? Is there a certain number of men she has to sleep with to attain that honored title? What does she have to do to be considered "slutty" or a "slut"? I am very curious to know if I have earned the privilege of wearing the title.

 

[Halx]

I've never done anything of this sort before.. but I do give some pretty sound advice, dont I? (Hahahahahahahahahahaha) Who knows.. I may be a phenomenal womanizer and manipulator and dont know it yet. If what I had to say made you think that I actually knew what I was talking about, then I've done a good job.

 

[PowerOfOne]

~laughing~ I don't think I meant it as a compliment and you did not answer my question. At what point does a woman become a "slut"? I do not want to miss out when I have passed the test.

 

[Halx]

I'll tell you straight off that I think I'm being pressed into saying something that you're just dying to give me flak for, so I'll keep my opinion to myself. (And yes.. it's an opinion.. there is no written rule that dictates what the boundaries for slutdom are.)

I have no intentions on giving anyone a burn on their backside from my fiery tongue... at least not on this thread.

Go law. Go rules. Go anti-harassment legislature. I am all for it, no reason I can't joke about it either.

 

[PowerOfOne]

<sigh> I suppose I will never know when I pass that golden milestone into "slutdom". What's a girl to do?

BTW, Halx, you are taking me much too seriously. I never take myself seriously and no one else does either. You are correct about the opinions, however, they are like theaters, there is a seat for every ass.

 

[Halx]

I get the biggest seat every time.. believe me.

I just want to stay in the safe zone.

As per definition: a slut is a person whom you do not give respect to, who is very loose with their sexuality. The number of times one "does it" has very little to do with anything, it is all in how they are viewed by others. Obviously this girl is not held in high respects by this guy or else he would definately be asking for something more respectable to do with her. He's not asking for advice on how to ask her out, all he wants her for is sex. In this situation, per my own definition, I believe I used "slutty" in proper terms.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Hmm..lose with sexuality. I haven't lost my sexuality, I found it. And per that definition that describes quite a few of us at Lieterotica. As for Moi respecting the girl in question I would tend to ask if he respects females at all. But that is my opinion and I am finding my seat in the theater now.

 

[Halx]

*pats the seat next to him* I saved one for ya!

 

[alltherage]

Just and observation.

I do not understand why a man would ever coerce a woman into oral sex. The world according to Garp springs to mind.

 

[PowerOfOne]

*pats the seat next to him* I saved one for ya!

Thank you for saving my seat, Halx. I have brought some popcorn and sodas. What movie is coming on? OHHH I hope that it is "Debbie Does Dallas"!! I love that one!

 

[Halx]

alltherage, he wants oral sex from a hot chick. Where is the mystery in that?

 

[alltherage]

I am not questioning wanting it, just the how you go about getting it part.